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14:17 Jan 08 2014
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There hasn't been much in the way of original, entertaining porn in a long time, so I got an idea: bad kung fu porn.

All you need is a handful of Asian props, two or three sets to switch between, and get the participants to fuck making angry faces, exaggerated dialogue, and switch positions energetically a lot, taking turns "having the advantage". Dub in bad dialogue in fake accents that don't match up, splice scenes together in an order that really makes no sense and you're done.

We can call it "Dong of Fury".

COMMENTS

Nekirena
14:26 Jan 08 2014

Hahahahah

LordFangor
15:16 Jan 08 2014

The Captain has messaged me and asked me to be a part of this project. For some reason he seems to think I might have the necessary talent at hand, as he put it.

I'm considering it.

Nekirena
15:19 Jan 08 2014

That should be... Interesting.

LordFangor
15:29 Jan 08 2014

Well, I have to contact the talent. What say you, Nekirena? :)

dabbler
16:51 Jan 08 2014

I would star in ."Dragon on the Ground"

Nekirena
17:29 Jan 08 2014

I take it you're filming, LF?

CGH; What say YOU? Wanna "duel"?

;p

Raspberry
21:11 Jan 08 2014

Entering the Dragon?

There's too much that could come of this.

xxEmaeraldxx
22:17 Jan 08 2014

Guys..you ain't fooling anymore. You wear a carefully crafted and painted rubber vagina. Its feckin sexual! So go see REAL porn at

Gawker.com/1496481242 Mammy of ALL Dongs! lol

LordFangor
22:30 Jan 08 2014

ROTFL