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Times, they are a-changing. Used to be, I was getting dozens of spam emails every day offering me sure-fire penis enlargement techniques, pills and equipment. (Personally, I never really thought I had a problem, but evidently someone I disappointed has been spreading rumors out-of-school about me.)



I'm relieved to say that I haven't gotten a penis enlargement email offer in weeks. Now, however, I'm getting inundated with offers to include me in class-action suits about transvaginal mesh recalls. Call me crazy, but I KNOW that I do not have a vagina with a patch on it. (Believe me, I've checked.)



I wonder what I'll be offered next. My imagination falls short (No, I don't expect to get an email offer for an imagination-enlarger).

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queenofchaos
05:44 Jan 11 2014

Reading this just confirms my fears.



I thought that I was special with "sure-fire"



They promised with enough medications, new break through technology, and a small 'incision" I to, could have the penis I've only dreamed about.



*sighs*

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Nekirena
21:51 Jan 11 2014

Thankfully...

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RaynesAsylum
01:23 Jan 16 2014

I laughed so hard I cried...sorry lol

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LoxxyDarkmatter
18:25 Feb 23 2014

Brilliant!!thanks for the smile.. I too.. have had this experience.. lol, though I do not have any patches.. I've no penis either.. haha

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DuckStar
03:49 Jan 01 2014

Heh



I almost typed what you are currently saying. LOL

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Theodora
04:36 Jan 01 2014

Mine too. I think "hmm, this feels familiar." Oh yes, because I've been here before!

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markus666
20:27 Oct 15 2020

The good ones are those pills that are created, created at a lab, to fix your illness, but will give you 20 more illness worse then the first one

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