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Confessional...
14:49 Nov 25 2011
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...it is no secret that I can't stand my new job. Today is a great example of why.

The office is empty.

On a normal day, I have little to do. With less than half-staff in the office... there is nothing to do. I haven't even received an email since Wednesday at 11:34AM.

I'm updating my résumé to show all this new experience... the new job hunt is on.

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Vampirewitch39
15:10 Nov 25 2011

*cross fingers you find the one you want*

...and on that note..
05:16 Nov 20 2011
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...bedtime.

I just hit a wall of some kind...

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placidchaos
14:18 Nov 21 2011

Walls are usually pretty solid and not great for hitting. I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Nope...
00:47 Nov 18 2011
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...like an elephant, they never forget. And then they'll sit on you and try to squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste until they get every last drop of blood out of you.

Fuck off.

Seriously.

All of you. Just fuck off and die.

I'm doing the best I can. Perhaps you should also give that a try for a change.

COMMENTS

Niflheim
01:21 Nov 18 2011

:'(

Requiem
12:16 Nov 18 2011

o.o I wish I could wave a wand.

brileybeauford666
01:07 Nov 19 2011

You and me? Same page right now. Exactly the same page!

You asked...
19:38 Nov 14 2011
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Real Vampires love Vampire Rave

It's true. They sprout up all over and many of them are round, overly tan and dirty, bottom feeding bastards.

We should harvest them and ship them off to Ireland.

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xxEmaeraldxx
20:01 Nov 14 2011

haha, once a spud always a spud. Wasn't it an american franchise.. "spud-u-like?"

Nedra
16:00 Nov 16 2011

Hey now - don't insult the potatoes by comparing them to lawyers...

What did the potatoes ever do to you?

Oye...
15:11 Nov 14 2011
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...this job is like a big game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey."

A problem arises. The problem is the donkey. There is a solution - the tail. We have to fix the problem by putting the tail on the donkey.

We're blindfolded, spun in a circle three times and then told we have to find the right tail in a tub full of tails, and then pin the tail on the donkey, but the donkey is invisible.

I think that is the closest analogy I could come up with that doesn't involve scat references.

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brileybeauford666
00:51 Nov 17 2011

Wait. Which donkey is on third?