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looks meaty and hairy.I will eat it.

There is this joke which is somehow stuck, and is periodically falling on my mind out of nowhere, each couple of months or so.



This man is driving a car way back home, when all of a sudden with loud noise he hits something on the road. He gets all scared what did he do, and goes out to offer help, only to find a small gold fish flip-flop falling flat helplessly like trying to jump back in to the lake besides the road. He goes closer, and the fish starts talking to him. Please please my good man, please take me in to your hand, and put me back in to the lake, I beg you! I will fulfill you one wish, no matter what it is, I am a gold fish, and I can do it, just please save my life! A gold fish, eh? He says, and starts to think what could he possibly want to have. Already have it all he thought, a good job, a big house, expensive car, and a sexy wife, what could I be wanting more? After couple of minutes he decides to make a wish. I wish I can piss champagne. And the gold fish says, yes yes it is done it is done, now take me, put me back in to the lake faast! And so he does, the gold fish smiles, waves back, and swims away. The man drives back home, and is very excited about what happened, and tells the tale to his wife. She says how thats a good news, am going to get two glasses. And the man says with the smile on his face, only one glass Dear, you drink out of the bottle.

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Sinora
13:32 Nov 15 2008

lmao

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Isis101
03:17 Jan 12 2009

LOL...good grief...!

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