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Work week done, I am in my truck, speeding my ass home, music turned way up, singing at the tippy top of my lungs, although I am not sure you can call what I do singing...might be stretching the definition of the word just taaaaad....lol I am thinking why not start the day off right, I always stop at my favorite bakery for my coffee, I may as well get some donuts for the roomies, maybe a breakfast sandwich for me and D, pomegranate smoothies for the others. So there I am driving by and the fuckers have the audacity to be closed on a Friday morning!!! Now what the hell am I supposed to do?? I stop here every night before work and every morning when I get off work...they know I need my coffee!! I need my morning cup o' joe!!! Have you met me without coffee, not a pretty picture!!! We are talkin growly, scowly, Chernobyl crisis crankiness here!!! Heads will roll!!! They are always open on Fridays!!! What are they thinking leaving me coffeeless!! RUDE!!!!

-Huffs as I sit here being tortured by the slow ass coffee machine at home-

This better not be some foretelling of how my weekend is going to go!! Lol

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Cadrewolf2
20:15 Mar 01 2024

Brew damn it. Give vodka her coffee. Have a great weekend.

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
21:49 Mar 01 2024

The audacity of them! They should know better!

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EstrangedOne
23:52 Mar 01 2024

ROFL This certainly sounds about right. 😂

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Vodka
00:07 Mar 02 2024

LOL right!! I did eventually get my coffee...so crisis was averted this time....lol

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Vampirewitch39
15:48 Mar 05 2024

:) just how life fucks us someday.

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