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I once had a dream and in that dream there were no chavs (they were burnt) but i had a monkey. this monkey was called sederic. He was no ordinary monkey. He was wiccan he could do spells levetate and kick your butt.(LOL)

He was an ass kicking monkey.

In my dream this monkey loved me so much he was my best friend we went everywhere together. we especially liked the movies. our favourute was karate kid. one day he tried to protect me but he let his guard down and got killed.

That was the end of the ass kicking monkey but he still visits me in my dreams.