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Maybe I'm just too much of a perv, but every time I see someone post something along the lines of licking, biting, or eating someone, the first thing that comes to mind is what goes on in the bedroom. So I guess the moral of this is... people, do not post things that have to do with anything about biting, licking, or eating other people.... it's not scary in the least bit (unless your a nun).

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Isis101
20:04 Sep 22 2010

Lol! I know what you mean!

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Starting to become very bitter towards anything with a set of balls. Now ask me if I care. Hmph.

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chrysanthemia
04:49 Sep 22 2010

Amen.

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Fale
05:19 Sep 22 2010

y u got 2 h8 bro



:(

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ThePinja
08:04 Sep 22 2010

Don't be mad at the male three toad sloth!!!!!

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XxXcordeliaXxX
14:49 Oct 01 2010

I'm so glad we didn't use the word "man/men" here. there aren't many of those. now, douche bags walking around that have a set of balls.. they're effin everywhere! the world is overpopulated with itdiots.

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I bought a lantern some time ago and have kept it packaged up in the back of my closet. Well I finally found a spot for it and pulled it out. I noticed that it smelled funny so I went on to read how it was made. Come to find out it's made out of lead and has a big ol' warning sign to wash hands after handling. How is it that I managed to buy a cancer lamp after all thess years of making fun of my friends mom for doing the very same thing. Geeez.

You may ask what in the hell have I been doing with myself lately. Well I'll tell you...



Building cabinets, seriously I have the stained black nails to prove it...



Writing my ABC's... for my 4 yr olds homework, dimwhit...



Learning how to make ravioli from scratch.. yes I'm a total food lover



Reliving the buffy, true blood, and dr. who series. Unfortionetly I finished them all, so I guess it's time to go relive some serinity with my best friend rum and coke.



No worries I haven't been a total laziass, I do work on shit, I run all over town for shit, and I do enjoy drunkenly cursing like a sailor at the bars from time to time.



Mmk, you now may go on with your day to day lives.