The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

COMMENTS

-

---

TheArtistRose
10:23 May 29 2012

"Yes." "I bet you say that to all the boys!"



/Meat Loaf fan. >_>

---

TLDG
10:40 May 29 2012

Me to :)

---

captainglobehead
13:39 May 29 2012

*sigh*



Now I have to dig out that album before the end of the day.

---

POST COMMENT

Voldemort preys on young kids and has no nose. Holy crap, Michael Jackson was Voldemort.

COMMENTS

-

---

captainglobehead
20:08 May 26 2012

That's hysterical.

---

DestroyingAngel
01:45 May 28 2012

ROFLMAO!!!!



Omg....he really is Voldemort, huh? LMAO.

Good call lol. :P

---

POST COMMENT

Yesterday I'm at the clinic getting blood work done then talked to my GYN doctor. And while I was there I thought I'd go ahead and renew my birth control pills, so I'm in line at the pharmacy...it's the ONLY line around there's even a sign that says "MAKE LINE HERE FOR THE PHARMACY"..I'm leaning against the waiting for the line to move and this woman standing behind me taps me on my shoulder and asks "Is this the line for the pharmacy?"

I looked at her and said "Oh I don't know, see this is my job to stand here and hold this wall up"

She left







Moral of the story..ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

COMMENTS

-

---

TheSYSTEM
23:12 May 23 2012

That's a cool job. ;P

---

LudaAngelLily
23:33 May 23 2012

I applaud that.

---

tr1n1ty01
01:03 May 24 2012

Hahaha! I wanna draw your blood :(

---

TLDG
01:05 May 24 2012

Go for it Trin ;)

---

PandorasBx
03:56 May 24 2012

So ebil :P

---

POST COMMENT

My sis knows me so well lol

COMMENTS

-

---

DestroyingAngel
01:46 May 28 2012

Lmao!!! Cute! I love this lol. :P

---

POST COMMENT

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

COMMENTS

-

---

demi
21:58 May 20 2012

The meaning of life is something I have a hard time grasping. It just doesn't make sense how we didn't know anything for all the years before we were born and then, once death comes for us, we will know nothing again. I don't like to think about it because it makes me very sad. I don't know what will happen after our time here is over. No one does. But I don't want to go back to nothing... I have too much I'd miss.

---

TLDG
02:52 May 21 2012

It was meant as a joke...something I found off a site I was on earlier lol

---

PandorasBx
02:26 May 22 2012

Actually I kinda like this concept :P

---

TLDG
02:27 May 22 2012

lol you would :p

---

POST COMMENT

Wow



That was quick of you darling



Hell you didn't even wait til the ink was dry did ya



-shakes my head-

COMMENTS

-

---

Lullaby
11:43 May 11 2012

I didn't think it was about me so does that mean that it probably was?! D:



I LOVE JOO. D:

---

TLDG
11:46 May 11 2012

Haha no Katie it's not about you





I love you to ;)

---

POST COMMENT