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One day, a Mushroom named Billy Bob went to town. He was goin to get a job, or so he thought. He wanted to work at a Sandwitch Factory. Being only a Mushroom, he has no right to have a job. So, he asked his friend Kassondra, the magiacal Cupcake, to help him. She was more than glad to help.



Now, the next mourning they both went to the Factory. When they approached the front doors they were stopped by a guard. The guard was over weight and looks like he didn't eat breakfast today. Kassondra was very worried, so she turned him into a bowl of water. Being the hottest day of the year, the know body of water that was the guard would not last soon. Billy Bob looked at Kassondra, then looked at the bowl of water.



He grabbed the bowl and started to gulp down the guard. As the guard screamed in terror Kassondra cackled and crums went everywhere. When Billy Bob had finished, they entered the building. They were amazed at the site of all the different kinds of Sandiwitches.



Sitting at the front desk was a secratery. The moment she spotted the two of them she rubbed her eyes and took some pills. When she heard Billy Bob speak she almost died choking on air. He asked her if he could have a job application. He was given one and returned home.

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SamaraMorgan
04:13 Jun 20 2011

To cute. lol

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Neurotic
12:56 Aug 22 2014

We're you high while writing this :?

I like it hah

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