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I'm having the hardest time telling the men from the women on the phone today. I feel like an idiot. I keep managing to stutter out sir, ma'am. I'm waiting on someone to cuss me out. haha No one seems to be able to talk either. Open your mouth wide, pronunciation is vital in communication. It's really not that hard. Try it sometime. *jiggles ears* No, Maybe it's me. Then again maybe a lot of people sound like the opposite sex around here. Hmm I reckon that’s possible to. If that's the case though, maybe I shound like a man. Oh that would suck monkey balls. I need to learn to say excuse me rather than “huh” or “what did you say” I know it’s not proper at all, but if these people can’t speak any better, I seriously doubt they would understand if I used proper grammar with them.



Now...What's stuck in my head? Well it would be that damn whistling tune on Andy Griffith.

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atyourwindow
21:54 Sep 04 2008

im telling ya its all the inbreeding going on down there lol

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borked
23:32 Sep 04 2008

Sir and ma'am, that is so quaint. Be sort of like asking for someone and them replying, "This is she." or "This is he."

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