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Dumbass5000:

Hey



Today at 12:06amYou

um, hey yourself



Today at 12:07amDumbass5000

How u doing pretty lady



Today at 12:08amYou

okay i guess



Today at 12:29amDumbass5000

That's good how old u and do u wanna text



Today at 12:33amYou

No, I don't have a phone I don't know how to work those dangblasted contraptions. And I'm much older then you are sonny.



Today at 12:35amDumbass5000

Age is just a number to me what about to u



Today at 12:44amYou

Well, I'm not sure if I should really be giving any numbers out to a youngster such as yourself. It seems like that's all you young'uns care about these days.

But I do appreciate calling me lady! That's mighty polite of you.



Although in relation to the pretty part I assume you're talking about my granddaughter! Yup, she's a peach. Not to mention married with 3 kids. Glad you can appreciate a true genetic work of art without any other intentions then just to look.



(BTW she's the one who set up this thing for me and I'm afraid an old geezer such as myself doesn't know how to change any of the confounded settings)



Today at 12:52amDumbass5000

O lol sorry my bad



Today at 12:58amDumbass5000

U type a lot don't u



Today at 12:59amYou

Oh, well you don't have to worry about that sonny! This old bat has to thank you for your being such a gentleman! My husband Bartholomew, God rest his soul, would've loved to meet such an honest, caring and well rounded young man! You're obviously not shallow or pretentious! It really is a relief to see such honesty in a young man. My daughter says it's my eyesight starting to go but I say that you're the real deal YUPPERS! I may even invite you to my funeral! Please leave pink roses I love those darn things. And leave a tear in one of the petals so I know it was you who left them! Hey, you may even run into my granddaughter there! Goodluck!



Today at 1:03amDumbass5000

Lol cool and what's ur name and just how older u if I may ask



Today at 1:05amYou

I'm just a talker! I'm told I can literally talk your ear off! Oh well, I have to go. My Granddaughters coming and I kinda stole her computer!





He kept talking and I was REALLY sleepy at this point. Yeah, I know I shouldn't take advantage of stupid idiots like that. And I'm sorry. But it was a good laugh when I was doing it.



Karma will get me later.



(waves bye at what goes around)

COMMENTS

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Sifa
07:04 Jan 04 2011

Okay, I feel much better now. I fessed up and apologized.

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PAGAN
07:51 Jan 04 2011

hehehe :)

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PerfectlyWicked
12:56 Jan 04 2011

Oh but it was so good lol

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POST COMMENT

Okay. So I was on myyearbook.com and some guy messaged me and started hitting on me. I'm tired and bored so, of course being mischievous me I decided to fuck with him a little bit.



So, there I was. I totally had realized the only thing this guy looked at before messaging me was my picture. I knew this because I had posted my age on my profile and he went and asked me how old I was. *facepalm* Either he's shallow or dyslexic.. I mean either way.



I'm a bitch I know it. So, I flipped the script on him early in the conversation and decided to start acting like my own grandmother (FYI- I never met my grandmother before she passed) The idiot still hasn't effing caught on. OR if he has, he hasn't said anything (either way I still think it's funny.)



If he does catch on that



1) NO I'm not my grandmother and



2) NO I'm not interested then I'll gladly fess up :)



Until then I will post the conversation on here for your viewing pleasure.