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For the craziest Love Boat guest of all time...you guessed it!





CHARO

Bet you never thought you would see her again, did ya?

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xxEmaeraldxx
23:08 May 28 2008

Is she related to Dolly Pardon?

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Sevenn
01:13 May 29 2008

You'd think! She was this freakin nutty Spainaird that used to come on as a guest in the 80's show the Love Boat. You could never understand what she was saying and she just shook her 'tetons' alot. What's crazy is that I found out when I was much older that she was actually a classical guitar protege of Andres Segovia and she is an amazingly talented guitar player...but hey tits pay the rent I guess.

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Joli
01:30 May 29 2008

Cuchi Cuchi! I remember her guitar-playing. Very lovely. But she was hard to take in character...WOW!

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LadyChordewa
01:37 May 29 2008

She always made me smile. I mean, I couldn't tell if she was for real or it was just the character.

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SeleneTremere
19:37 May 29 2008

Now there's a blast from the past!



I've heard her Flamenco and it's really quite lovely. Though, yes, she will probably be remembered more for her 'cuchi cuchi' than her guitar abilities.

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I have been having a very awesome day.



-I had a nice breakfast made for me when I finally rolled out of bed after a hard, deep sleep.



-I talked to a friend who makes me laugh.



-I (we) took our dog to the park and I didn't get sunburned and it was perfect weather from my point of view. Not hot, not cold and the air smelled fresh. Also, you can smell rain in it. Here is a picture:

-Then I get home and just randomly ask, "do we have any cookies?" And we did! So, I ate a few cookies and fed my dog some dog cookies. I somehow mixed up what each hand was supposed to be doing and ate a dog cookie. But you know, it wasn't bad at all! The dog scowled at me and I felt bad.



-Later we will eat some good bread and cheese and pears for dinner.



Nice.

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Vampirewitch39
01:40 May 26 2008

All you need is another pet name Frank. You want me to send him over? He will come in a plastic bag.



;)

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Sevenn
01:50 May 26 2008

Don't try and trick me into takin dead fred off your hands. Thats a rotten trick! (pun intended)

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SeleneTremere
15:05 May 27 2008

Sounds like a lovely day....up until the cookie mix up :) Don't you just love it when days like these come along? It really give me hope for the days to come.

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xxEmaeraldxx
08:54 Jun 13 2008

Hope you didn't get the dogs dinner mixed up with yours! heh

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Now there are three Southern ladies on here who just crack me up: Elemental, Vampire Witch, and NightGame. They are all friends and they sometimes have really funny conversations with each other because they know each other so well. So today I read a journal exchange between Elemental and VampireWitch where Elemental was saying, "what the hell, I call her up and she just lays down the phone while I'm talking, to work" and in comments VampireWitch says " if that woman had a nickel for every word she spoke she'd be rich."



I was laughing so hard and it made me think of what they will be like as old ladies:

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Elemental
23:56 May 09 2008

And i think I will be the lady in pink....lol....

Nightgame will be rolling on the side becuase she ate the last one VW stole from my purse while i was in the bathroom. lol

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Vampirewitch39
00:14 May 10 2008

Yes Elemental you will be the lady in Pink. lol A little batty and all.



And I can't correct your comment as that is the way it would be. Nightgame would ask me if I had a mint, and I would *cough cough* have gotten in your purse to get one.



Of course Nightgame would not know that until you started to rant. I would be the lady in the yellow as Nightgame kept her laughter in.



:) Thanks Sevenn. I love talking to you and Meeper at night. Its like a nightcap of rum.



Mmmmm rum.

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Nightgame
00:48 May 10 2008

and when you two get done with all the ranting I'll offer up a tic tac



*thanks Sevenn glad you enjoy our foolishness*

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SeleneTremere
03:45 May 11 2008

It is SOOO very refreshing to see someone actually have fun on VR. Seeing that there are people here who actually have fun and Bullshit and enjoy each other's company without bashing others is a great thing to see.



I know Nightgame rawks...the other two of you I don't know, but I've enjoyed your journals or profiles at one time or another.



Thanks ladies...for making things fun again.

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xxEmaeraldxx
20:10 May 18 2008

Haha, I can just imagine that!!

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I enforce rules I don't always agree with. It breaks my heart to have to turn away from so many beautiful pictures of nipples. For the record, I love them, all of them! If I could roll them into one giant Godzilla havoc wreaking, world domination nipple I would die happy and amused. That being said I play the role on the melon militia, the gezunga gestapo...yes in fact, a nipple nazi. Don't ask me to decide if your nipple is more favorable than the next because I will turn away in order that you don't see the single tear roll down my cheek as I put the squeeze on your nipple picture.



*thank you to Countess Moon for helping me express my nipple angst through visual art, awesome picture, but it is troubling to the TOS*



*Here is some trite verse ripped off from some random 5th grade poet*



Ode to Breasts



Some are big. Some are small.

Some you can barely see at all.

A million sizes. A million shapes.

Some stand up and fight. Some hang like drapes.

Silicone firm, or with a natural jiggle.

How I love to watch them wiggle.

Plunging neckline leaves cleavage to bare.

As she bends forward without a care.

From a “B” to a Double “D”,

They always seem to fascinate me.

They’ll steal my attention, and I’ll stop and stare.

Wondering if they’re in underwear.

Every night before I go to bed,

It’s not Sugar Plum Fairies dancing in my head.

In the Mall, or on the Beach.

They seem so close, yet so far from reach.

“Are your nipples pink, or are they brown?”

I’m dieing to ask, but don’t make a sound.

Whether the nipple’s plump, or the nipple’s tall.

When it comes to breasts, I love them all!



I bid you adeiu, and go to sleep, per chance to dream in a haunted, barren, nipple-free wasteland.