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Didn't it used to feel good when you could say, "I wish I could blow that place up?" Now I wouldn't dare say it in public, but that is my secret wish for the State of California. Lucky for me the f*cker burns down like every year anyway. No...I don't wish harm to any particular person, and no ones property either. But I think that someone with cosmic influence must be waiting on bureacratic services through the State also and thats why they get punished. The 4th largest economy in the world and their social services wouldn't even get the door prize of a polished turd. TWO YEARS I have been waiting for a copy of my birth certificate. Granted, I made a mistake the first time I sent it in. I was writing quickly and I wrote my mothers married surname rather than her maiden name. I feel that an 8 month processing time to tell me that is punishment enough. FUCK.



It's not like birth certificates are important in our snazzy neo-fascist society anyway. Not like it's creating a delay getting married for f*cksskes. OR that now because you have to have a passport to go to Mexico and my parents live 13 miles from the border that I'll be sitting with my thumb somewhere unpleasant while everyone else goes to have fun at the Gulf, due to my lack of a passport. Two years. F*ck California.



I wish that I could wish to blow them up, but most likely I would need my damn birth certificate to prove I was not a foreign terrorist if I actually wished that. Which I don't. Let's be clear. Fuckers.

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Vampirewitch39
20:11 Aug 27 2008

lol I love when you rant. :)

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LadyChordewa
19:08 Aug 28 2008

I went to go and get my passport and handed them what I thought was my Birth Certificate. I was told...ummmm no.



LordV went online to VitalChek and was able to order me my birth certificate and it arrived within the week. I know you have to pay a bit...but its worth it if you have been waiting two years.

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Sevenn
20:09 Aug 28 2008

Awesome suggestion. I'm on it.

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It would seem that if one has to go through the outright trauma of having kidney stones, at least you should be able to pop a shiny pearl out of your peesh at the end of the ordeal.



That would make for a mighty funky necklace. It would be tricky to explain where you got it.

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VampireYui
07:15 Aug 22 2008

from a person who had to go through it....it hurts like ...XXXXXXXX and even more when it pass down there....

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sahahria
21:37 Aug 22 2008

A friend of mine actually has about 30 that she has passed in her life. She is the one that first dragged me kicking and screaming to an Acupuncturist because she went from getting stones 2-3x a year to none in the 2 years she went.



Who knew then that I would so be taken by the medicine that I would take that path? AKA there is hope for not repeating the process.

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xxEmaeraldxx
21:55 Aug 22 2008

Painful, I bet. *hugs*

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Joli
23:05 Aug 22 2008

A nice setting and a gross story and I'm thinking you have an Ebay fortune there!

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Joli
23:05 Aug 22 2008

Oh, and as a second thought, "peesh?!" bwahahaha

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LadyChordewa
05:23 Aug 23 2008

*hugs* Hope you feel better dear.

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mimiminx
00:14 Sep 01 2008

LMAO I actually laughed out loud at that and I'm really glad I'm alone because I don't know how I would explain it without hearing "Are you on that weirdo website again?" I think I would have to say "Hell yeah" lmao

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