The general forum has made me consider that I should start using a stamp to close threads. I almost used it on one, but Stabb spared me and closed it first.
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That rocks! You go girl and use it!
I gotta admit, I did like your menifestation comment in that one thread. The beer and remote would certainly work on me!
I love it ... and you suck (both in one fell journal)
It's better than mine.
I wondered what Stabb and Radu actually looked like lmao
Very intreeging post as usual, and You should use that as your stamp. I love those guys.
YAY I lub joo!!!
AWESOME stamp sugar- you GO for it! lol
The Muppets rocked!
Hah, I love it.. I think there sure would be a lot of one's about 'tho!
love it
So, I found myself lecturing my dog today, " You need to eat your food. Don't you know that in China dogs don't need food...they ARE food!".
My mother would be so proud. But confused. Maybe not proud, just confused.
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Wait till you start talking to an imaginary dog lol
Perhaps I should try YOUR beer :P
Did it work?
*Irony* Actually, no, it didn't. She cocked her head, looked at me with that, "you know I don't speak English, idiot" face...and scampered off to play with the kitty.
*giggles* Don't they have those looks? I always loved the 'I said I am out of water... so ... get up and get me some." look our puppy would give us.
Tell the truth... I think our mother taught her that look.
O.o
*outside voice... outside*
"Today I blocked all traffic that originates from China and Korea. To the best of my knowledge, we have no legitimate users from China, and little if any from Korea.
This was done to reduce spam and other undesirable traffic that originates from these two countries. Almost 85% of the spam the VR server receives comes from China."
Finally somebody stands up against the Red menace! Nancy Pelosi and ineffective cronies take notes!
Comes back to what I always tell my students, learn your history and your civic responsibilities or learn Chinese.
Damn straight.
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I thought 85% of the spam came from emo teenagers ;-)
Well Craig, thats certainly a reasonable assumption. But no surprise that the damn Chinese are behind it!
So are you saying by studing Tradional Chinese Medicine I am part of the evil empire?!~
:P
No, Liebe, the opposite! That by studying traditional Chinese medicine you might be spared in the upcoming and inevitable Chinese purge. Anything you can do to prove your sympathies to the masters will be helpful. Then again, you are bordering on Canadianese so you are probably already safer.
I keep getting the ads wanting to sell me an ancient Chinese method for penis enlargement. I keep sending back asking if they sell the penis itself but never get an answer...
I was sooooo tempted to send him a message saying...
"You racist????!"
So, I have been moody and upset the last couple of days which rarely happens to me. First of all is a stupid cold. I don't do well being sick, I'm not good at it, and I get mad about being sick. Anyway, the big thing is my dog.
When we were researching the type of dog we wanted I knew she would have qualities of a guard dog...some barking, some protectiveness, fine. Actually, a good thing considering I used to work a lot of nights and wanted my house to be safe. She is a smart dog, and generally well behaved. We started training her from an early age: and when she is inside with us she responds very well. When she is outside for walks or runs, she responds to "come" pretty well, I'd say with like a 2 second delay. BUT when she is in the yard and someone is walking by and she starts barking there is no stopping her. She won't listen. If you yell to get her to respond, you sound as crazy as she does and neither of us are big yelling people.
So, the other day we are going to take her out with us. She is leashed and jumps up into the backseat, whereupon K is standing in front of the door (in front of her, undoing the leash for her car ride, but the door is open) I was facing the car too so I didnt see the two people walking down the sidewalk. The dog leaps out of the backseat and charges the people (two girls in baseball hats) I'm telling you she sounds vicious, she is little so circling around them snarling and whatnot. We end up grabbing the dog and one of the girls says she is bit. She pulls up her pant leg and you can't see anything, she doesnt even think it broke the skin. We give her the information that our dog has had shots and contact info and all that.
So, the next day we try to see if anyone in our entire fucking town trains dogs. Nope. And to boot, obviously she has to go out sometimes to do her dog bathroom thing, so now we have her in a muzzle. It's breaking my heart.
And you know what it is, its because we have a yard that is on a busy street. There is alot of foot traffic and I think these people are making her mean. We always try to watch her if we hear her bark to make sure people aren't fucking with her, but I think the damage has been done.
Just this morning, I hear her barking furiously, while muzzled, and I go to the window to see these two big...people (I'll leave it at that) standing on the corner taunting her. One is doing the taunting, the other looks like she is actually going to hit the dog. So, fuck, I barrell out there to avoid my having to actually kill them for hitting my dog.
I'm just really frustrated and have no idea how to bring the situation to a resolution. I think we are going to have to move, to get away from the general pedestrian public. But in the meantime, fuck.
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while I don't like these stores, almost all of them offer pet training:
Petco
Petsmart
If not you can contact the local humane society and they will know of dog trainers. Good news is: YOU CAN still train her :D
Yeah, Sah, the local McPet didn't have a trainer "on staff"; BUT we searched hi and low and did find two women that train, and she gets to go to school on the 23rd! yay...in the meantime, she gave us alot of good tips about how to deal with the yard. It involves us going out every time with her for now, giving her melatonin for stress, etc. I'm a believer that if there is an issue with my dog, it is my fault somehow, so its also my job to fix it. We may still have to move, or I may change out a portion of the back fence to give give her a more private area. (this is my first plan)
I say take a club after the little shits, and let the dog watch.
O.o
Ok- maybe I am not the best to say anything on this.
I HATE people who are mean to a animal. I see a man slap a woman- woman should have the guts to step away or slap back. To leave the threat behind. A animal? They are trap, stuck with the fear and hurt.
I hope you put her in the backyard, and give her extra attention. Hug and kiss her nose for me, will you? :)
Well, yes, we did rig something to the back fence so she cant get her head stuck in the gate AND she is taking good citizen doggy classes. Once we figured out this was a problem we took immediate action. Now that we know people can't get to her I don't give a crap if she barks her ass of at teenagers! We do, however, try to be mindful of the neighbors.
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Anann
05:35 Apr 30 2008
HAH good god
Vampirewitch39
17:21 Apr 30 2008
I know the redneck one... Purdy Good!
LadyChordewa
20:58 Apr 30 2008
Nightgame
21:57 Apr 30 2008
I done emailed them my application for Redneck week- I knew that one too :)
Jamie
13:14 May 01 2008
I love wheel of fortune and am pretty good at it! ;)
Requiem
00:44 Jun 07 2008
Adoration is. ♥