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"I belive it to be a cave dwelling gorilla.. i mean under ground caverns go so deep we still aint explored many so why not right..."





So, the choices are living in a cave, or a demon?



Hmm, a bit limited then, since claiming that the semi-fictional creature is a demon may be a bit on the wild side.



Which leaves us to suppose that the famed missing link lives deep underground, cus like, we aint explored so many caves, right?



I mean yeah, it's like that movie 'The Descent'...all like vampire cannibal 'n shit, ya know?

"how cam free MEMBERS get can have back grouds and not laout but pay MEMBERS can"





You are such a stinky little troll. I intend to squich you at the first opportunity.

"what is true is the christian way the truth or is it a faulter"







I AM THE WAY! I AM THE TRUTH!



BOW BEFORE THY GOD AND WORSHIP ME!



And might you clean this muck off my boot while you're down there?



Thanks awfully.

"i just want to know if i should kill the main charter in my story or not let me know what you boys an girls think"





I think that you should just go ahead and kill it, after all, your grasp of English is so poor, who's going to notice?



Fucking no-one, so piss off.

"i hate when im about to level up i get knocked down lower"





I'd say that nobody gives a shit, except that some equally sad and pointless little freak actually does.



omg, lets all cry together...group hug!

"cleveland ohio has a place called the gathering its an icp thing they have all the time with the mosh pit an everything"





Oh, right, let me check my diary to see if I can fit that in...I will be along presently.



Like fuck. Which stupid boat did you step off of?



And why wasn't it attacked by pirates on the way here, to save us from your inane crap?