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"If had the coice to live or die, but in death have eternal life what would you choose?"





"Cake please." ~ Eddie Izzard.

"have you ever been jelous of something or someone"





Yes- of the ability to take perfectly good topics for discussion and garble it so badly, I want to poke their eyes out. After using a ruler on the knuckles...



Maybe a spanking.



But then, spanking's too good for them.



Probably just a stern look of disapproval.



And pull the plug on their internet.



grr.



*sigh*



*burp*

Someone read my profile page and then, immediately posted this in their journal:

"I do not believe i can fly
When my time comes i will die
I have no fangs
i dont turn in to a werewolf nor a bat that hangs.
i dont drink blood
i drink water like i beleive i should.
people watch to much tv
if only narrow minded people could see
its not all a hollywood based plea
vampryism is very real
just open your eyes and realise the deal."


I'm unsure whether I should be flattered, or offended.

I'll go for amused instead.

"recently read a book. it spoke a lot of an occuld called the brotherhood. i was wondering if anyone could shead some light on this for me."





You're the one who read the book, why don't you tell us?



I'm actually impressed that you managed to read an actual book though- are you sure that it wasn't one of those comic books?

"Do you think it might be an idea for Admins who close threads and say there are already threads on this topic, to state where they are or what to search for??



I've always had trouble with asking questions but then have never be able to find what I'm looking for. "





Ooh, I so don't know to whom you may be referring here...



Maybe I should hold your hand whilst you buy an ice cream, or perhaps I should wipe your ass for you too?



'Forum Search' - it does what it says on the tin.

"i am a new mage and i was wondering if any one had some spells they would like to share?

if so leave spell,needed componets and any thing else or if you have any advice, please teach me



-good day-

-Adek- "





I have a deck of Magic cards...

"i know most people who practice various things have power tools , i know i use my familare and my cards and my stones and herbs are my power tools, also i have been in search for a old book that i have seen in my dreams for years i know it will help with spells but i dont know the name of it or what it holds ,



what would you consider for your self a poor tool or something you have been searching for "





My favourites are the Black and Decker 12 Volt Cordless 18 Gauge Brad Nailer, or the Bosch GKS 160 Professional circular saw.



It has been said, that a bad workman blames his tools.



I never blamed my tool for anything other than getting me in trouble with them ladies...