Love this movie. Monty Python are the dryest, most sarcastic and one of best satirical outfits ever to have lived.
I have a few things to write out, to speak my mind, but time is always too short. And I have a stinking headache.
He smells of that weird poo that you get after eating a dodgy kebab from a greasy spoon takeaway, on a Saturday night out drinking eight lagers with your mates...
Pure brilliance, if I do say so myself.
:P
An experience which I've found to be a wonderful sharing of one another's time.
A missing of each other's company when we aren't there.
Thoughts of each during the day, where the day is made better for having spoken to the other in the morning.
Sweet seduction, loving embrace and happy smiles, are all a part of a successful relationship, but when common interests, good intentions and shared hopes and dreams are mixed, it becomes a partnership, which has all the opportunity to succeed.
I bug-checked the site today. OMG. 237 errors.
I've validated it up to IE7 and Firefox 2, which is why it spit at me. So after an hour of manually editing the code, I realised that there was a good reason for some of the bugs. Apparently, IE likes them and needs them to retain some of the layout.
Firefox is a little bitch though. If it isn't perfect, it doesn't like it. Good thing I aim high. heh.
Anyway, I fixed it all, cleaned the CSS and was happy.
But then thought- 'oh, I could use that to do this...' Went back into Publisher to do the calendar tweak, saved it and went back to Dreamweaver...only to find half of the bugs back. Microshifty bastards insert crappy useless code for no reason.
Universal compatibility my arse. So I skipped the check and uploaded the site again anyway. Looks all great in both browsers, but then, I notice that the menu links don't work on two pages. Just two.
So, check all the code. It's correct. So why doesn't the forking menu work in Firefox. Works ok in IE. Hmm. Then I notice that I inadvertently deleted an essential piece of code, but not related to this problem...
Dammit. Jesus is laughing at me.
:P
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Sounds like time for a really big bottle of liquor!
Good luck :)
damn the coding. Always missing something in the end right? I remember the days when I thought that coding was so cool. I since lost the passion for it.
I seem to have taken a detour in life at one point. I even changed my Myers-Briggs profile from ENFJ to ISTJ at one point. I took another assesment after a period of healing. Oddly enough when the energy alteration that tore me apart happened I became vampiric and wound up ENFJ again.
"I have chips..."
"Are they corn chips?"
"No."
"Then I think you'll find they're crisps."
"No, they're chips...it'll be written on the box...OMG, 'potato crisps'? They're potato crisps!?"
Yup...British guy is right. Mark this date. mm hmm.
(and they're from Texas. heh)
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All I can say is the Red Coats have somehow infiltrated Texas! Remember the Alamo!
Umm, wasn't that the Mexicans.
And I think they won, if memory serves.
>:)
It's a rallying cry, you damned Imperialist!!! First it's crisps, then we're all watching movies about condensation. I'm trying to stave off that slippery slope. I'm like an ambassador of snack products. No crisps on MY Watch!
God save the Chip!
*Taps foot on the floor, annoyed*
It may be crisps in the UK, but over here in the states, they are chips.
And your chips, are our french fries.
Crisps don't exist here.
I never understood the whole chips are fries thing and crisps are potato chips..ya know?
:)
Lol heh the confusion of the English language and American, I often forget that I have to use the word french fries instead of chips with Americans for example, not my fault I'm Maltese ^-^
I have to say that the vulgarity I've witnessed in some in some peoples 'private journals', is reaching the bottom of a very nasty barrel.
I would have thought that more mature members would take upon themselves the moral responsibility of their behavior, through realisation that there are children who are going to be reading these pages.
I'm hugely disappointed at the distasteful lack of decorum shown by a handful of people I might have expected better from.
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thats why they are private though, so they can rant and be as childish as they want Stabb ole boy.
We all have our bad moments, some more than others.
AMEN STABB
*bowing down in worshipful reverence* We're not worthy! We're not worthy! ( Quoted from Wayne's World)
You are able to read "'private journals'" entries? O.O
*points to the rat's comment*
I didn't know that either O.O
The obviously oxymoron is that the journals are not "private" at all. They're public pages no different than the profiles, unless suspended.
Not for nothing... but... I remember when the private option came in and I thought Cancer said that not even admin's could read the private journals.
I suppose I'm just confused.
::shrug::
'private journals' Being a quoted reference in regards to peoples right to post whatever they want in them, not to be confused with 'private entries'.
Some folks just cannot resist the need to push. I knew they could still be viewed by admins, just don't feel the need to post nasty crap. Sorry you have to deal with it.
Thank you for clearing that up for me Stabb. In that case, yes I do agree with you. I am getting tired of seeing craptastic pornographic entries and things of that caliber.
well some people are sick and have nothing better to write about. I mean, I'm fairly boring as it is but I don't write creepy sleaze in mine. Some people need to get a life and others need to get some creativity. Others just need to get some.
Heh maybe they don't realize that private Journals still can be viewed unless they are put on private entry.
That's why I don't write my smuts here :P
It's amazing what some people consider a low rating in these times of 'give a ten to every piece of crap we see'.
Well, I have news, since people keep nagging and even giving me abuse for what they consider a 'downrate'.
Get your heads out of your asses.
If you want me to rate a ten, you had better create a work of art, or I must like you a lot.
Nine, is pretty damn impressive.
Eight and it's got real depth, potential too.
Seven, I like it, but it's not quite doing it for me.
Six and I think you've missed something critical.
Five, is an average 'yeah, ok'.
Below five varies depending on how much I dislike your page.
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Hmm, see when I rate below a 7 it's pretty bad...I think I'm too nice.
They're just jealous of your overwhelming good looks and intelligence ;)
I don't remember what you rated me...OH NO!
Lol, half the people I rate these days get a 5 and below...If they rate me a 1 I could care less, it's not like they are doing me any favors by rating me..I just love the stupid comments they leave these days though it is funny..and oh my if they leave me a low rating and it has nothing on theirs it is even funnier...they get a 1, forever, for being stupid.
I have to admit I'm pretty close to your style of rating too. I try to remain impartial unless they really offend me. I really dislike those that rate low and then refuse to say why. If you don't like it just have the guts to be able to say so. Wishy Washy makes me nuts.
I'm with you on the rating thing, sometimes people need to grow up.
It's funny how I've never really had someone to investigate my researches and ideas with on a level of shared interest and capability.
Having someone that is willing to invest their time and bring their own knowledge and perspective into a hypothesis, makes all the difference.
This weekend, we started from an idea of mine regarding the Libyan desert and the potential for a paleolithic culture to have existed in what is now the Sahara desert, before they migrated to pre-dynastic Egypt/Sudan and the Nile valley.
It moved on from there and sort of evolved as a discussion, until we hit some lovely moments of understanding and connected a lot of dots.
There are a number of supporting pieces of information for this, in particular the Aterian type tool makers, who were spread over the entirety of North Africa around 40,000 - 30,000 BCE, who developed with an overlapping culture known as the Khormusan.
The Aterians were primarily a loose hunter gatherer society, where the Khormusan were much more agrarian and likely centered around permanent settlements. This would explain why their tools became much more sophisticated and specialised over the interlapping centuries.
A few more distinct methods grew out of this time, until around 10,000 BCE, the Qadan Industrial method showed signs of intensive farming tools, but suddenly stopped, with climate change being the supposed reason.
At this time, what is now the Saharan region began to change from rolling lush hills, to arid sand.
Interestingly, the same Qadan industry type reappeared during the Epipaleolithic period, when migration to the Nile delta is first identified.
Around this time, there is significant evidence that contemporary civilisations, such as those in Mesopotamia had developed similar methods, as well as ritualised burials.
Egyptian explorer Ahmed Hassanein found prehistoric rock drawings at Uweinat, during a remarkable journey where he discovered two lost Oases in the Libyan desert, not far south of where the mysterious Libyan desert glass can be found.
Moving into the Dynasties of Egypt, there come the Pyramids, mysterious and enigmatic, with many theories as to their construction. The most famous of which are those at Giza, built in the period around 2500 BCE.
It's well known that these and other massive projects were undertaken at the command of the Pharaohs, who saw themselves as the living embodiment of Horus.
The term Pharaoh in regards to a person was not however used until the reign of Amenhotep IV (Akhenaten), who was infamous for his attempted reforms of the Egyptian religious order and, father to Tutankhamen (originally named Tutankhaten).
When Akhenaten attained the throne of Egypt, he set in motion a series of events that are most famously recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus- that of Moses and the Israelite journey out of Egypt and into the desert for forty years.
Prior to this by several generations, but perhaps as few as two, Joseph, the son of Jacob and one of the Sires of the twelve tribes of Israel, petitioned the Egyptian Hyksos king for the right of his tribe to come into Egypt, in order to escape from a famine in the land of Canaan.
There is some dispute as to which king and which time period this occurred at, but the many Semitic references to Hyksos make them the rulers at the time by the accepted majority.
Joseph's tribe settled in an area in the east of the Nile delta called Goshen, where they had many years of prosperity, before a new King came to the throne who did not uphold the deal Joseph had done and forced the Israelites into slavery, prompting the Exodus.
Alongside this, was the position of Moses, who had been adopted into the Egyptian royal family and risen to a place of prominence.
Some debate then is brought out by the relation of Moses to Amenhotep IV, where they may be one and the same person. The monotheistic concept of one God was entirely an Israelite idea at that time and when Amenhotep IV, who became Akhenaten, tried to move the capital of the Egyptian kingdom and change the system of worship from the many to this one God, he was rejected by the priests and a popular revolt began.
With no other choice, the Israelites had to leave and Moses would have been the most appropriate choice to lead them. Taking them out into the Sinai peninsula, they traveled with the people of the moon, the worshipers of the Goddess Hathor, one of the oldest and most significant of deities in the Egyptian pantheon, to a temple complex dedicated to her at Serabit el-Khadim.
Hathor, the heavenly cow, was the personification of the 'milky way', a curious term, since the concept of the galaxy was not what this referred to, but actually a literal source of milky fluid from the heavens (sky).
Horus, whom the Kings of Egypt were the embodiment of, was her Son and Ra, the sun God, was her husband.
When Moses arrived at the temple, he had the Ark of the Covenant with him, which has many legends and theories surrounding it. What can be widely accepted, is that it was a dangerous item, whether a weapon or not.
Stories also tell of Moses' staff being used in a number of instances as a powerful weapon. One idea purports that both of these were made of superconductive material.
Further to this, it is said that the Israelite 'Manna', or honeyed bread, was also a semiconductor fluid- a viscous milky substance which was eaten by those who would use the Ark, so that they would be resistant to the Arks 'power'.
One hypothesis is that the Ark generated a Meissner Field, leading to a Diamagnetic levitation effect, which might be one possible explanation for the movement of the building blocks of the Pyramids and other buildings.
One problem here is that if a person enters into the area of the Meissner Field, a collapse in the flux occurs and the field suddenly has a voltage, which allows the amps to be expelled into that person, killing them. There are a few references in the Old Testament where people have died from touching the Ark.
However, if a person had been imbibing a fluid which was superconductive, they not only might be able to integrate and cause minimal disruption to the field, but they would be insulated against electrical charge.
The fluid, would have been composed of water mixed with Orbitally Rearranged Monoatomic Elements, or the White Powder of Gold (although any precious metal could be effective).
This powder is not water-soluble and creates a milky white fluid when mixed.
Also called The Golden Tear from the Eye of Horus, or “That which issues from the mouth of the creator.” The similarity in concept to Hathor's milk and Horus as mentioned, are intriguing.
When in the desert for forty years, Moses and his people ate of this 'Manna' every day and survived on a meagre subsistence, giving rise to it's mythic properties as the Elixir of Life.
The Jewish religious group known as the Essenes are said to have retained this knowledge of how to prepare the Manna, having descended from the people of Moses and settled in the area known as Qumran on the shores of the Dead Sea.
This is the place where the Dead Sea Scrolls were found just sixty years ago, which contained many documents contemporary with the time of Jesus, who's mother Mary, was thought to be Essene, based on a Bible notation that when she fell pregnant by the Angel and was told that she would give birth to the Messiah, she visited her relative and mother to John the Baptist in the land of the Essenes.
Many theories and suppositions surround the man Jesus and range from the religious to the ridiculous. For the purposes of our investigation, we supposed that Jesus existed and that he was a man, who ws given this Manna, or Elixir of Life, as were the Kings of Egypt for millenia before him and also the priests of Egypt and the Israelites.
Below are some of the references. Bible gateway was used significantly for cross referencing.
http://www.biblegateway.com/
Libyan Desert
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_Desert
Hassanein
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Hassanein
Prehistorical North Africa
http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/egypt/history/paleolithic%20egypt.htm
http://www.touregypt.net/ebph2.htm
Hathor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor#Associations.2C_images.2C_and_symbols
Hyksos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyksos
Joseph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_%28Hebrew_Bible%29
Superconductors
http://www.halexandria.org/dward156.htm
Orbitally Rearranged Monoatomic Elements
http://www.halexandria.org/dward466.htm
Meissner Feild
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meissner_effect
http://www.halexandria.org/dward157.htm
Diamagnetism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamagnetism
Moses and Akhenaten
http://members.aol.com/ankhemmaat/jocaste.htm
http://www.greatdreams.com/moses.htm
Akhenaten
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten
Moses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses
The Exodus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus
Serabit el-Khadim
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serabit_el-Khadim
Mount Horeb
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Horeb
Dead Sea Scrolls
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls
The Essenes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenes
Qumrun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qumrun
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Awesome work STABB.
I will have to take some time and read through the referances you have posted.
This is simply fascinating.
Oh my, that is awesome work
I would have looked at shared cultures between countries separated by the desert, then got fed up at lunchtime ...
nice work
This is fascinating and very well written too. :)
Thank you I will be reading more as I do find myself curious to learn more about your ideals.
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*runs from the forum ninja*
I think what you and the other Dominars do in that forum is amazing. Having to sort through all the crap posts, bad spelling, bad grammar, and the insults has got to be a tough thing.
Thanks for keeping the forums cleaned up.
YAY!! Ninja Stabb...:D
"My poll was denied...wah wah wah"
I don't like you. If you don't like VR or the way it's run, then you are free to piss off.
Please do that whenever you feel you are being treated unfairly.
I agree with Bones. The 'quality' of the contributions to the main forum have nosedived recently. I spend as much time as I can spare trying to maintain some basic standards, but it does seem as though there is no end to the irrelevant, the lazy and the plain stupid.
Which leaves me no option but to be more uncompromising with my decisions to delete.
Posts which have excessive spelling errors, those which have been repeated soon after a similar recent discussion, incomprehensible babble and the truly irrelevant will be removed.
Although, this is what I've been doing in any case, I've been lenient in some areas. No more.
If people will insist in posting their poorly considered brain puke onto the forum, then I'll just use a bigger and hotter flame thrower.
Hooray!
New Year.
And I have such wonderful company!
Thank you, my friend.
:D
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