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Meh
23:34 Nov 29 2007
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I am so fucking angry this afternoon and evening, and there is no cause, no source. I am, quite simply put, unreasonably enraged.

I got an honorable mention! Isn't it cute!
01:25 Nov 27 2007
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I suspended AshiburzSangueDeVie's posting rights with the following comment:









This is the honorable mention:









It makes me all tingly. ♥



Just out of curiosity, though, when was absolute free speech ever allowed in the forums here?



*shrug*



=) I can live with this honorable mention. With quite a sanguine humor, actually. (Yes, pun intended.)

Moonie ♥
04:52 Nov 25 2007
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I am sharing the sweet sweet love makin'! *moans gloriously*

Fuck. Me. Running.
04:39 Nov 25 2007
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I just discovered that my baby kitten, my Peanut ... Is going to end up the size of a goddamn duffel bag.



o_O



Seriously.

MY. WANT.
04:27 Nov 25 2007
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Tadpole's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can cause any song stuck in your head to become stuck in the heads of everyone within 100 feet (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

JOLI!
01:49 Nov 25 2007
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The dirty dirty evil monkey not only stole my spot, but won by three damned points! The evil chipmunk of doom.

I like this one.
00:12 Nov 24 2007
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Affordable. Lovely. Play room on the land.





This one too.





And this one, too.

Yay lazy stupidity ...
23:32 Nov 23 2007
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And another message:









Blah.











Think maybe I'm a bit testy this evening?

How bad is it that ...
23:17 Nov 23 2007
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My four year old nephew kicked my ass at bowling?



I mean, he isn't a bowling savant or a prodigy. He's a pretty standard four year old.



No, I am not putting our respective scores.



I'm going to go lick my wounds.



=P

I want to
18:13 Nov 23 2007
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Play Literati with a worthy opponent.

So I tested the allergy
17:44 Nov 23 2007
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Yesterday.



Bad idea. Very bad idea.



It felt like I was trying to digest and pass rocks and everything inside me itched. It still does.





I was so wishing I'd mastered the art of making one's self throw up.





Now I know.





No. More.

Thank you, Benjamyn Peabody!
02:22 Nov 22 2007
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So. I hung up with Khayman in the parking lot of the grocer's near my house. I was going to be going shopping for the few odds n ends I needed for tomorrow about 10 tonight, but a huge storm is rolling in. I didn't want to be caught in it. Khayman sometimes is my sanity when I have to go to a crowded store. =)



I told her I'd call her if it got really squirrelly.



There I was, standing and staring at the store for a few minutes, when I heard a voice behind me like gravel in a hole, all brown and rust colored, say, "Busy, huh?" I said, "... yeh ..." still staring at the store.



Him: "What are you going in for?"



Me: "I need apple juice, milk, rolls. Diet coke."



Him: "... I just need a turkey. Want me to walk with you to get your stuff?"



I turned around, and there was this GINORMOUS man, a veritable mountain of a man, well over a foot taller than me and he must have weighed in at over 300 pounds. He was wearing biker's leathers and had muttonchops on an otherwise large bald head. Brown eyes and salt n pepper eyebrows.



Me: "What's your name?"



Him: "Benjamyn Peabody."



I must have given him a weird look, because he chuckled and showed me his driver's license.



We went in, got our respective stuff with a respectable berth around us, and checked out.



W00t Benjamyn Peabody! You're a rockin' man!





P.S. What is it about me that either inspires affection or pity or whatever in bikers?

The Jiggly
00:23 Nov 21 2007
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I adore Sugar-Free

Lime Green Jello

With a bit of Cool Whip.







Yes. It rates capital letters.









♥♥♥

Stolen from Jason
17:44 Nov 17 2007
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...



Da's coo. I'll be a Bogeyman. Wait, does this mean I have to fear blankets now?

Dee's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can terrify children - but you can never stop (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

*GASP!* We're deadly enemies, Jason!

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Whom ...
01:43 Nov 17 2007
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Shall I pick upon tonight?

Sometimes ... Life hands you beauty.
01:13 Nov 16 2007
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THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer

THIS is why I adore ...
03:36 Nov 12 2007
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CountessMoon.





Together we will make stupid people rue their drool!



If they could figure out what "rue" means.

Oh gods, it continues!!!
03:08 Nov 12 2007
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On 03:00:18 Nov 12 2007 sexybabyboy wrote:



hey ma'm you don't know this but i'm an undercover fbi agent and me and a couple other guys are monitoring your site for threats violence drugs and other problems going on i suggest you let me your boss or whoever runs this site i have been monitoring this site for some time now



On 03:02:33 Nov 12 2007 Requiem wrote:



Sweet-pea, if that shit were even halfway correct, you'd not only have niggling little details like spelling and grammar down, you'd surely be able to navigate the site more effectively to know just who will not fall for this crock of shit.



This has been sent as an admin message, so your specious blether has been passed around.



Have a great evening!





On 03:04:21 Nov 12 2007 CountessMoon wrote:



ROFL





If he is an undercover agent than I have a penis.. wait.. sometimes I do...



****************





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Tell the truth and shame the Devil, honey. Shame the Devil. =)

What a gem ... THIS ... is why I fear for the future.
02:51 Nov 12 2007
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On 02:27:49 Nov 12 2007 sexybabyboy wrote:



hey i have a problem there is this annoying girl that has a rude and insane attitude and she is starting to scare me her profile name is 1beautifuldisaster1 please block her because she has done some damage to this site and shes a maniac i'm not lying please



On 02:29:25 Nov 12 2007 Requiem wrote:



... If she is being weird at you, YOU have to block her.



If she has done actionable or illegal things directly on this website, send the details to an Admin.



If this is a specious request, though, be prepared for an unhappy response.



On 02:30:50 Nov 12 2007 sexybabyboy wrote:



how do i contact the administrator



On 02:35:02 Nov 12 2007 Requiem wrote:



Cripes, child, there are several.



These are the 7 admins.



Remember, though, if you have no proof of actual illegalities, actual breaking the law DIRECTLY ON THIS SITE, do not do it.



Simply because someone has been rude and has an insane attitude is no reason to go to an admin.



This is why you can BLOCK the person.



And if this is because she typed "Ew." when she rated you, don't even go there.



On 02:38:26 Nov 12 2007 sexybabyboy wrote:



yeah i know that but see people rate my profile and i usually send them messages back and rate them back and for some reason this girl thinks i'm this crazy child molester or something the reason i don't have a webcam is because they don't work on the type of computer i have and she goes way out there telling me she thinks i should be locked up in a mental institution ma'm she threatened me with vulgar language i can't let that get away please insn't there something that i could do everything in my profile is true to she thought it was all madeup



On 02:40:27 Nov 12 2007 Requiem wrote:



Umm, this goes in the realm of blocking her.



That's it.



Just click "Block."



On 02:43:22 Nov 12 2007 sexybabyboy wrote:



well thanks your a big help i'll block her but i feel really hurt and pissed off now look if you have people on this site that acts like that you shoudn't let them on whatever bye have a nice day i'm sorry to bother you



On 02:44:21 Nov 12 2007 Requiem wrote:



You're welcome! Have a good evening! {/sarcasm}

Protection
21:20 Nov 11 2007
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Finally! Two "Protection stamps" I'll actually use!















AND

Oh, another thing
03:16 Nov 10 2007
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I want cobbler.



Goddamn wheat allergy.

DO NOT!!!
03:15 Nov 10 2007
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Do NOT ... Dick Around ... With the artichoke dip!



I will choke a man!



Ok. That being said.



Bye. =)

Le sigh
05:41 Nov 03 2007
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I miss some people. I really do. I think I need to move.

Chuck Norris Will Roundhouse Kick me inna head for this
04:26 Nov 03 2007
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Read me WITHOUT taking a drink while reading.