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So. Umm.
21:49 Jul 31 2010
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The me. A new picture of, at any rate.





Told you I was a crappy photographer. Figured out the delay, though.

17:57 Jul 31 2010
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Who ... can I bribe to go grocery shopping for me?



I loathe going.

17:09 Jul 31 2010
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Running was super hard today.



=/





Hopefully will not be so damned dastardly tomorrow.

Was I incredibly smart, or very - VeRY - stupid?
01:51 Jul 30 2010
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I made the comment to Bryan that either I was getting used to it or I hadn't worked as hard as last time, because I just didn't hurt.



"Oh, Ok. We'll see to that."





...





Oh, yah.





He saw to that. My arms - were not functional for a good five minutes to unlock my locker.



I RAN. I ran like a son of a bitch!





Now - keep in mind, I have never before run for real. the las time, before I joined the gym, was a run during a physical fitness test in 7th grade.



Also, keep in mind, I am 5'3" on a good day with little bitty legs.





I went - 1 and 1/2 miles in 24 minutes. MOST OF WHICH I RAN!!!!





I ran almost a mile - point nine (.9) to be exact. The other .6 miles were walkies in the middle when I thought I was dying.





Soon. Soon, my plots and plans will come to fruition and I will run an entire freaking mile without stopping and walking in the middle!



Eventually, I will run a mile without (much) whining!





Oh. And squats with a 10 pound weight suck my ass. They can seriously lick me where I poop.





Eventually, I will have my left shoulder be not as ludicrously weak as it is! Don't ever dislocate a shoulder. I you have to - don't have it done four times. Seriously fucks with muscle balance. Just sayin'.





BY the end of the abs workout portion (last part, thank all the odd gods of the galaxy!), I was literally in tears. My abdomen was spasming continuously and hard. But I did it. And next time, I'll get farther into it before the spasms begin. And maybe I won't cry. =)





Go me. I did a fucking awesome job tonight.





And STILL no cigarettes.





Take THAT!

Morning Haiku
12:31 Jul 29 2010
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Coffee, my goddess

You beautiful bean of love,

I drink you with joy!







♥

OFF!!!!
23:26 Jul 28 2010
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To the torture place of doomy doomy doomyness.



=)

So.
12:58 Jul 28 2010
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7 days. One of them the most stressful in MONTHS.



3 packs of gum.



Unknown quantity of straws and pen caps.



Zero. Cigarettes. =)

02:31 Jul 27 2010
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Tonight with th Bryan was both easier and more difficult. He introduced me to stairs. *groan*



The only thing really bugging me is my right hip. Everything else aches, but it's not the end of the world whiny ache I thought it was last time. Oh - and my triceps are truly laughable. Honest.



Heh. Rock on.



Next meet with him is Wednesday.

I bought a blender
22:25 Jul 25 2010
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AND. I made a frozen cherry lime-ade, sugar free.



And one hell of a mess.



=)

21:15 Jul 24 2010
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Oh, by the by, day number two was not worse than day number 1 after the initial workout. It was about the same, but getting back in there and working the same muscles that were crying - well, that made them feel a little better =) We'll see how tomorrow and Monday go.





My goals:



I'd love to eventually be able to run 4 miles or so without dying. (Whether I feel like dying, meh, I'll always whine, probably), and for the short term on that, I want to be able to run a mile.



Strength goal: Yes, I know this one is long term. I want to be able to do one - yes one - pull up. We'll go from there.

Wretha!
19:33 Jul 24 2010
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My cousin is in town, my cousin is in town! YAY!



I miss Wretha so terribly badly.



She'll get in about 7 tonight.

17:31 Jul 24 2010
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Off to torture chamber of doomy doom.



Rock on. =)

03:48 Jul 24 2010
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You know which part is really complaining today?



My thighs - from the squats.





Ow.





Must take hot bath then streeeeetch.

A funny thing happened on the way to the shower this morning ...
11:55 Jul 23 2010
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Seriously.



I was pleasantly surprised to find I could raise my hands above my head without crying like a little bitch.



I could also hula. And do the hokey-pokey.



Yes, dear readers, I did the hokey-pokey in my underwear.



Mornin'!

Oh yesh.
01:37 Jul 23 2010
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I need a fucking shower.



BADLY.



And then - some bedtime.



Mwah!

Sadist.
01:34 Jul 23 2010
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That fabulous man is a sadist with a grin. It's terrific.



I cannot feel my arms. I am sure I will envy that tomorrow morning, when, of course, I FEEL MY ARMS.



My legs are a little rubbery. It's ok. I can feel them, which means, it's just a nifty presage to, of course, tomorrow morning.



My back feels just fine. My abs ... well, fuck. Least said, soonest mended.



I managed to say "Fuck" only about 17 times, and told the dumbbells to "Fucking levitate already" only twice. No, those two did NOT count as the "FucK" saying.



Yeh. Push ups? *snort* Eventually.





On the way weirdly surprising up-side - I ran - ME. RUNNING. I ran for six and a half minutes. G-G-G-G-G-God. Damn. GTO!





Another note.



At 12:32PM Central, today, I had my last cigarette.



=)

12:49 Jul 22 2010
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Wstfgl! Mmm. Coffee? *sigh*

Guess what?
00:31 Jul 22 2010
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Fatty joined Gold's Gym today. I set my first appointment with a physical trainer for tomorrow evening at 6PM. I have no idea how to work out effectively - I've been doing a little of this, a little of that, etc., and - to be honest - I know I'm lazy and it's not cutting it.



If I pay to have someone bully me into good habits, I'll go. I refuse to waste money.



"Why a personal trainer, you effete dilettante?!" I hear you ask, with a snide sideways twist ... Well ... I need help, at least initially, in building the correct habits, and working around some old injuries I have. Being effectively gutted and having my stomach muscles heal wrong kind of puts a twist into it.



Also, as mentioned, I am lazy. I won't waste another person's time, and if, for the first month or so, my time is his time, well, I won't be wasting either of our times.



Bryan - is a former Marine. Hooah. (Ohshit.)



I am both excited and nervous.

23:54 Jul 20 2010
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I am completely unenamored of today.





I effin' quit.

Popping Joli's Cherry
11:19 Jul 19 2010
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This was originally done 10/28/2007. I laughed so much re-reading this, I had to post it again, here.













Read from the bottom up. All in all, a successful bit of time. Bottoms up!



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Joli:

17:03:50 - Oct 28 2007

He had to go to "bitch." *Sticks a flag in her obvious win!*

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Requiem:

17:03:18 - Oct 28 2007

We've all been busy bees, so it's a possibility.

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STABB666:

17:03:09 - Oct 28 2007

Your such a bitch.... :P

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Joli:

17:02:24 - Oct 28 2007

Though I admit to concerns of cross-pollination...

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Requiem:

17:02:16 - Oct 28 2007

*does another cartwheel*

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Angelus:

17:01:57 - Oct 28 2007

that I want to read Lady Wordsmith

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Requiem:

17:01:54 - Oct 28 2007

Or the status of your pistils!

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Requiem:

17:01:32 - Oct 28 2007

.. What? Did I cartwheel over the line in the sand again, or something?

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Joli:

17:01:12 - Oct 28 2007

How shall I adequately express my gratitude for Stabb's deflowering? I shall compose...Ode to Stabb's Stamen.

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STABB666:

17:00:16 - Oct 28 2007

Umm. *cough*

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Requiem:

16:59:21 - Oct 28 2007

And they were colourful flames, Joli. (U provided in honor of the deflowering Stabb. Pun quite intended.)

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Joli:

16:59:17 - Oct 28 2007

that belongs in the Typo Hall of Fame, Req.

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Requiem:

16:58:33 - Oct 28 2007

I adore irony. ♥

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Joli:

16:58:24 - Oct 28 2007

Boy my virginal status went down in flames quickly.

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Requiem:

16:58:07 - Oct 28 2007

o_O AHAHAHAH Fabulous typo! SHOE in, SHOE in.

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Requiem:

16:57:50 - Oct 28 2007

I'll be a hoe-in, then. :P

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Joli:

16:57:09 - Oct 28 2007

Sorry, angelus...I didn't realize you wanted to watch Stabb and me having sex.

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Requiem:

16:57:06 - Oct 28 2007

No sugar ... You like bitter old women?

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Requiem:

16:56:27 - Oct 28 2007

Me. In stiletto heels. *giggle* I'd break every bone in my body, plus a few blue laws in the attempt to walk.

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STABB666:

16:56:23 - Oct 28 2007

I like my women like I like my Coffee, Hot, White and no sugar...

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Angelus:

16:56:05 - Oct 28 2007

Joli, I turn my back and just look what I miss.. rats!

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Joli:

16:54:15 - Oct 28 2007

We're all adults here, stabb. Everyone knows you just asked me for sex!

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Joli:

16:53:35 - Oct 28 2007

Yes, get your stilettoed heels out of my brain, Req! You're springing leaks everywhere!

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STABB666:

16:53:32 - Oct 28 2007

Yeah, maybe... it all depends on how good she is at making coffee. >:)

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Requiem:

16:52:01 - Oct 28 2007

::laughter:: Joli that was funny!

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Requiem:

16:51:32 - Oct 28 2007

Yes, because all your base are belong to her, Stabb.

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STABB666:

16:51:29 - Oct 28 2007

The ass is the holed part, the arse is the fleshy buttock... :P

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Joli:

16:51:25 - Oct 28 2007

all your base are belong to me!

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CryingMist:

16:51:20 - Oct 28 2007

Stabb I got a gagball, a pink one would love to try it on you I am sure pink is your color

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Joli:

16:50:45 - Oct 28 2007

That's funny, I have a flag in your ass but wrote on your arse? Yay me for covering all your bases!

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Requiem:

16:50:40 - Oct 28 2007

Think it'll work? ... It'll take a miracle.

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Requiem:

16:50:15 - Oct 28 2007

If everything is yours, little missy, then come clean up your mess right now!

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STABB666:

16:49:36 - Oct 28 2007

Is that why I have 'mine' n perm marker written across my arse?

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Joli:

16:48:54 - Oct 28 2007

HEY! The ballgag is mine! In fact, everything is mine!

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baronessofshadows:

16:47:52 - Oct 28 2007

hey stabb?

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STABB666:

16:47:23 - Oct 28 2007

ballgag me, its more fun. >:)

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Joli:

16:47:13 - Oct 28 2007

I have a mute button and I'm not afraid to use it!

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WildChild:

16:47:10 - Oct 28 2007

not if he beats you too it

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Requiem:

16:47:06 - Oct 28 2007

Or, given the past few moments of dietary conversation, for the halibut.

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WildChild:

16:46:28 - Oct 28 2007

*waves ED*

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Requiem:

16:46:19 - Oct 28 2007

*Contemplates muting Stabb for the fun of it*

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atyourwindow:

16:46:16 - Oct 28 2007

hehe

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EnlightenedxDarkness:

16:46:13 - Oct 28 2007

Tootaloo

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WildChild:

16:45:50 - Oct 28 2007

lol

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Requiem:

16:45:22 - Oct 28 2007

I try, however, to not abuse said awesome cosmic stuff and some powers.

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baronessofshadows:

16:44:55 - Oct 28 2007

>:) hee hee hee *giggels* hip movement?

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Requiem:

16:44:28 - Oct 28 2007

I have a mute button. *angelic grin* AWESOME COSMIC STUFF AND SOME POWERS! *itty bitty mute button*

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WildChild:

16:44:16 - Oct 28 2007

hmmm people are like lamb (better when young and tender)

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STABB666:

16:43:51 - Oct 28 2007

I do sound interesting, especially whilst slurping my soup...

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atyourwindow:

16:43:47 - Oct 28 2007

lol

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Requiem:

16:43:35 - Oct 28 2007

Blackened catfish? *perk* I was going to cook people. Catfish sounds a tasty alternative.

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Joli:

16:42:57 - Oct 28 2007

Stop slurping your soup, Stabb.

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EnlightenedxDarkness:

16:42:43 - Oct 28 2007

I don't mute that easily WC...nice try :P

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Requiem:

16:42:38 - Oct 28 2007

*looks up recipes* Jackass - the other white meat. Oh, how convenient! Sesame cardamom sauce! Yum!

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bloodtaintedstars:

16:42:37 - Oct 28 2007

i agree with ED...eww

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STABB666:

16:42:28 - Oct 28 2007

Often with a bit of hip movement...

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WildChild:

16:42:26 - Oct 28 2007

*mutes ED*

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baronessofshadows:

16:42:21 - Oct 28 2007

*still giggling* stabb you sound very....interesting lol

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STABB666:

16:42:01 - Oct 28 2007

I do NOT packpedal... onwards and upwards, the only directions I know of!

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EnlightenedxDarkness:

16:41:56 - Oct 28 2007

catfish? gross

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WildChild:

16:41:34 - Oct 28 2007

Dinner @ Req's???? hmmm Sound better then the blacken fryed catfish i am planning

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Joli:

16:41:13 - Oct 28 2007

Make sure you get a UK adapter for that thing, Req.

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baronessofshadows:

16:41:02 - Oct 28 2007

falls over giggeling* ok ok.... throbbing....pull start lol ... plug in ..ha ha ha THUD!!! *FELL OFF BED *....

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Angelus:

16:40:44 - Oct 28 2007

it's a crisp bake, a biscuit. Cookie??

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bloodtaintedstars:

16:40:31 - Oct 28 2007

can i come?

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EnlightenedxDarkness:

16:40:26 - Oct 28 2007

Hi Everyone!!

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Requiem:

16:40:06 - Oct 28 2007

You. People. Are. TERRIBLE. Supper is served at 7pm, so I'll need you all here by 3pm to get it ready.

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Angelus:

16:40:04 - Oct 28 2007

as an ex-cook as well, go Stabb, go!!

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Joli:

16:39:53 - Oct 28 2007

I sees ya lips flappin', Stabb, but all I hear is *backpedal backpedal*

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WildChild:

16:39:29 - Oct 28 2007

kick start

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Requiem:

16:39:06 - Oct 28 2007

*sputter* HUSH, Stabb!

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WildChild:

16:39:03 - Oct 28 2007

hmm i thought coming from Req it'd be atleast of 2 stroke......

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STABB666:

16:39:02 - Oct 28 2007

Cookie, is a *style* of biscuit baking.

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atyourwindow:

16:38:53 - Oct 28 2007

i thought it had a pull start like a lawnmower?...lol

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Requiem:

16:38:48 - Oct 28 2007

Oy! WildChild! Leave mama's batteries ALONE! Joli, yes, so many people are skilled at the pause or stop in thinking. The continuation is the tough part. ;)

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baronessofshadows:

16:38:04 - Oct 28 2007

hmmm.....lol*giggels *

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STABB666:

16:38:02 - Oct 28 2007

Req's one plugs into the wall socket... >:)

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Joli:

16:37:48 - Oct 28 2007

And Stabb gives himself up...I've already gotten him to the dark side. May I present "cookies" rather than the obviously silly "biscuits."

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Joli:

16:37:38 - Oct 28 2007

I'm excellent, Requiem, as ever. Love the "continuation of thought." Made me all grinny.

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WildChild:

16:37:01 - Oct 28 2007

:)

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WildChild:

16:36:51 - Oct 28 2007

take the batteries first

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Requiem:

16:36:44 - Oct 28 2007

*raises eyebrow*

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WildChild:

16:36:21 - Oct 28 2007

just ewww

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baronessofshadows:

16:36:13 - Oct 28 2007

lol "throbbing lightsaber"?.raises eyebrow.

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WildChild:

16:36:11 - Oct 28 2007

ewwww

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Requiem:

16:35:35 - Oct 28 2007

Perv.

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atyourwindow:

16:35:13 - Oct 28 2007

its the swartz!...lol

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Requiem:

16:35:04 - Oct 28 2007

Umm, Stabb? .. Put that back in my underwear drawer. That isn't a light sabre.

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silverfangdemon:

16:34:40 - Oct 28 2007

what about for shinny stuff lol

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STABB666:

16:33:53 - Oct 28 2007

Nooo!I'll never turn to the dark side, not even for cookies! *swwooozee...swish* Feel the power of my big throbbing lightsaber...

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Requiem:

16:33:26 - Oct 28 2007

=) Aww. You're making an old bint blush. ;-) How are you, Joli?

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Angelus:

16:33:14 - Oct 28 2007

and not ass.

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Joli:

16:32:45 - Oct 28 2007

I love you, Requiem!

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Requiem:

16:32:44 - Oct 28 2007

And DO NOT get me started on those full stoppity PERIODS!

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STABB666:

16:32:21 - Oct 28 2007

I just love them goey centres Reqiuem...so sticky, so cheesy...mmmm ...gooo.

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Joli:

16:32:03 - Oct 28 2007

I've finally done it! I've brought you over to the dark side, Stabb! You'd initially said I stuck the flag in your arse!

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Requiem:

16:31:48 - Oct 28 2007

*offers to sell Stabb a comma* They'll not come as cheaply as those fly-by-night semi-colons, oh, no! THESE babies are continuations of thoughts, here! Pricey, the continuation of thoughts.

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Angelus:

16:31:42 - Oct 28 2007

beautiful imagery Requiem. Tasty as well.

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baronessofshadows:

16:30:40 - Oct 28 2007

im a math teachers worst nightmare!

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Angelus:

16:30:39 - Oct 28 2007

fair enough.

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Requiem:

16:30:21 - Oct 28 2007

Al this grammar is making me smile inside, like the gooey center of a cheesey roll. ♥

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Angelus:

16:30:12 - Oct 28 2007

fair enough.

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STABB666:

16:30:03 - Oct 28 2007

And I love having that flag stuck in my ass...

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Joli:

16:29:25 - Oct 28 2007

I'm not a pedant...I just like having a go at Stabb. :)

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Angelus:

16:27:33 - Oct 28 2007

buy what?

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STABB666:

16:26:48 - Oct 28 2007

I'll comma for you, Miss Teacher...

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Angelus:

16:26:43 - Oct 28 2007

Joli, the pedant, sweet..

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atyourwindow:

16:26:14 - Oct 28 2007

lmao!

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Joli:

16:26:06 - Oct 28 2007

Buy

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atyourwindow:

16:25:51 - Oct 28 2007

rolls*

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Joli:

16:25:46 - Oct 28 2007

I AM the English Lady. (But a comma, Stabb :P )

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Angelus:

16:25:44 - Oct 28 2007

she usually can Stabb, I do so like her work.

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atyourwindow:

16:25:36 - Oct 28 2007

yeah it rols off the tounge

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Angelus:

16:25:10 - Oct 28 2007

I'd been a teachers aide, doing much of that stuff you talk of.. and what are you doing now?

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Joli:

16:24:52 - Oct 28 2007

I like "wordsmith."

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STABB666:

16:24:17 - Oct 28 2007

I'm sick and tired of your uppity Masters degree thinking that you can out-English the English lady...

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Joli:

16:23:52 - Oct 28 2007

No, Angelus. Teaching was more about the planning and the red tape than about letting me practice my craft. I LOVE the teaching part, not so much the administration. I prefer my job now.

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Angelus:

16:23:24 - Oct 28 2007

Or, to be more precise, it's more bastardised than any language on Earth.

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Angelus:

16:22:36 - Oct 28 2007

Us Brits invented it

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baronessofshadows:

16:21:36 - Oct 28 2007

thats right stabb nothing matters to lw, not even his friends.

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Joli:

16:21:25 - Oct 28 2007

You Brits throw in extra "u"s in every word like there's an endless supply, Stabb. You can damn well live with my extra "get."

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STABB666:

16:21:05 - Oct 28 2007

*showers Joli with accolades...* Seems to have been now...lol *checks the permanent marker in the mirror*

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atyourwindow:

16:20:39 - Oct 28 2007

wordsmith is such an old skewl term,how about wordwelder?...lol

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Angelus:

16:20:38 - Oct 28 2007

some thank good teachers for their enterprise. I trust you have been showered with your share of accolades Joli? (do excuse the odd typo ~ hand is hurting.)

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Angelus:

16:19:47 - Oct 28 2007

some thank good teachers for their enterprise. I trust you have neen showered with your share of accolades Joli?

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Joli:

16:19:46 - Oct 28 2007

bite me, Stabb...pull the "get" out.

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Joli:

16:18:56 - Oct 28 2007

wow...check my grammar

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Joli:

16:18:25 - Oct 28 2007

It's a rough go. Every morning I have to fire up the forge and get hammer out the language upon my anvil. Thankless job!

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STABB666:

16:17:13 - Oct 28 2007

oooh..Lady Wordsmith! Go you! I bet you love those comliments...so tasty...ohh yummy! >:)

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Angelus:

16:15:47 - Oct 28 2007

which explains your eloquence with words.. my comliments Lady Wordsmith.

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Joli:

16:13:09 - Oct 28 2007

English and world Lit.

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Angelus:

16:12:23 - Oct 28 2007

what subject Joli?

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atyourwindow:

16:11:40 - Oct 28 2007

lol

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Joli:

16:11:12 - Oct 28 2007

I was a teacher...I loved the ditto machine. I'd lock myself in the lounge and not let any of the other teachers have a chance at it. Only way to face 120 11th graders, man!

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Angelus:

16:10:51 - Oct 28 2007

a veritable choir of Angels Joli...

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atyourwindow:

16:10:47 - Oct 28 2007

the sniff just before the test improves add....lol

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Requiem:

16:09:47 - Oct 28 2007

And the purple marks on the paper. Wow. I just got rid of a box of old carbon paper.

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atyourwindow:

16:08:59 - Oct 28 2007

its an old technology they dont use anymore, the kids today dont know what they are missing with that old ditto high...lol

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Requiem:

16:08:53 - Oct 28 2007

o_O Office supplies rule!

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atyourwindow:

16:08:05 - Oct 28 2007

^.^ hi

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Joli:

16:08:05 - Oct 28 2007

that smell will make you high

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silverfangdemon:

16:07:32 - Oct 28 2007

ello AYW

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lonewolfofdarkness:

16:07:32 - Oct 28 2007

It doesnt matter....Nothing matters anymore..

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STABB666:

16:06:13 - Oct 28 2007

I see the blood dripping... mmm... blood...

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atyourwindow:

16:06:06 - Oct 28 2007

*sniffs the virginal type like old ditto paper*....hehe

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baronessofshadows:

16:05:33 - Oct 28 2007

lol virgin

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Requiem:

16:05:29 - Oct 28 2007

I can feel the angels singing in my very bones.

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Joli:

16:05:00 - Oct 28 2007

Hello, all. This is my virginal posting in the VampBox. Can you feel the angels singing?

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Read from the bottom up
09:58 Jul 19 2010
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Man, some days ... I really do need a keeper.





Read Vamp Box Craziness from the bottom up.







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Requiem:

03:55:24 - Jul 19 2010

Really? I wished I'd have shut the hell up about, oh, forty lines ago. LOL



ToiletDuc:

03:55:24 - Jul 19 2010

If you're going to do that, point it away from me.



Prophecy:

03:54:14 - Jul 19 2010

... I'm so glad I popped in here.



Requiem:

03:53:29 - Jul 19 2010

You suck. A great deal. Just sayin'.



ebenezer:

03:53:23 - Jul 19 2010

hahaha



Requiem:

03:53:11 - Jul 19 2010

...



ToiletDuc:

03:52:52 - Jul 19 2010

Not if I screenshot it and make a journal entry.



Requiem:

03:52:12 - Jul 19 2010

I'm glad this thing has an hour clean sweep. It'l have my edited vag off the screen by 5am my time. Good gods.



ebenezer:

03:50:46 - Jul 19 2010

Hahaha



Requiem:

03:50:20 - Jul 19 2010

TD. Dammit. LOL



ToiletDuc:

03:49:26 - Jul 19 2010

Wow. Cancer's box edited your vagina.



Requiem:

03:48:55 - Jul 19 2010

ah crap I give up



ebenezer:

03:48:54 - Jul 19 2010

Oh haha



ebenezer:

03:48:44 - Jul 19 2010

Interesting :|



Requiem:

03:48:43 - Jul 19 2010

wait no I meant the word vagina from me



ebenezer:

03:48:33 - Jul 19 2010

:|



Requiem:

03:48:18 - Jul 19 2010

it edited my vagina once.



Prophecy:

03:47:45 - Jul 19 2010

I'm pretty sure the Box outside the chatroom only edits to prevent page stretching lol.



ebenezer:

03:47:25 - Jul 19 2010

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck



Requiem:

03:47:10 - Jul 19 2010

Well. I do say FUCK a lot.



ebenezer:

03:45:58 - Jul 19 2010

Box doesn't like you.:{



Requiem:

03:45:06 - Jul 19 2010

And it's not edited any other hamburger.



Requiem:

03:44:51 - Jul 19 2010

the bloody vamp box, in the part where it has the last three posts.



ToiletDuc:

03:44:16 - Jul 19 2010

What edited hamburger?



Requiem:

03:43:26 - Jul 19 2010

It edited HAMBURGER? How weird.



Prophecy:

03:42:57 - Jul 19 2010

I don't know, Duc... Epi-beard wouldn't be my thing.



ebenezer:

03:42:43 - Jul 19 2010

Hamburgers are better with beetroot



ToiletDuc:

03:42:39 - Jul 19 2010

I could see beets on hamburgers if they were pickled. Not sure about unpickled, but it could be interesting.



Requiem:

03:42:17 - Jul 19 2010

I like beets. I like hamburgers. I'll have to try that and see if I likes.



ToiletDuc:

03:42:03 - Jul 19 2010

That's because he's always trying to be like me.



Prophecy:

03:41:49 - Jul 19 2010

Naturally... I am much cooler than Ducky.



ebenezer:

03:41:28 - Jul 19 2010

nope, just slices of beetroot =]



Prophecy:

03:41:26 - Jul 19 2010

I'll always be around... Always.



ToiletDuc:

03:41:10 - Jul 19 2010

Yeah.



ToiletDuc:

03:41:07 - Jul 19 2010

Oh hell, you're still around?



Requiem:

03:41:05 - Jul 19 2010

See? See TD? I thought, at first, Prophecy was an alternate for you because of Squee. The I read profile and journal and realized I was an idiot.



ebenezer:

03:41:03 - Jul 19 2010

The beetroot?



ToiletDuc:

03:40:22 - Jul 19 2010

So, the beet on hamburger thing... is that pickled or not?



Prophecy:

03:39:46 - Jul 19 2010

Lets go Duck huntin....

Troll Troll Troll!
08:11 Jul 19 2010
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01:37 Jul 19 2010
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So ... I comment that I want to lick Bill Goldberg's head and that I think skinny men look breakable, and that means you delete my yahoo. *sigh*





Whichever.

Mama needs recipes.
23:58 Jul 18 2010
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I posted this in the house thread, as well, but am hoping maybe some non-house folks may give me yummies, too.



Seriously.





I'm a good cook, but I am getting bored. I've been avoiding the foods I am allergic to, and the cooking is getting limited. Help?



What I cannot eat:



Wheat

Potatoes

Dairy of any kind

honey

coconut

alcohol



The meats I eat:



Fowl, fish, beef, wild game



The veg:



Gimme! I like them all!





Oh - and I avoid sugars entirely (except natural fruit and vegetable sugars) and the only oils I use are EVOO and grapeseed oil.



I just need some new ideas. Thinking of experimenting with hot peppers.

Preacher
21:08 Jul 18 2010
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Preacher - You know, I know I've been away for freaking ever.



I miss talking to you. But, a side effect of me being gone forever is I cannot remember, for the life of me, what you changed your screen name to from Preacher.



I liked the conversations. You've got a damn good mind and your views on things were refreshing.



Feh. How the hell am I supposed to find you to say hello, I'm a jackass, how have you been?

Crap on toast!
20:13 Jul 18 2010
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I logged into my yahoo email for the first time in, apparently damn close to 2 years ... 1718 emails in my in box. o_O



Fuck. Me. Running.

re-reading a journal
09:25 Jul 18 2010
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I don't know if re-reading your own journal, from beginning to present, is such a hot idea.





If I wasn't me, I'd think I was a fucking lunatic.





Being that I am me, I know I'm fucking lunatic, but wow.





Did I really call someone a shuffling thundercunt?



Go me!

05:46 Jul 18 2010
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Fuck MSN and the horse it rode in on!



*uninstall*



Piece. Of. Shit. Gates. Programming.



Motherfucker.

03:50 Jul 18 2010
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You know, I think I might have some issues. Or maybe some subscriptions.





I've lost all this weight, go me!





But ...





Every time I see some incredibly large woman, you know, the thighs large enough that folds hang down over knees and ankles have rolls of flesh, and the neck just can't be found under the many chins, that size woman ... I wonder, "Do I still look like that?"





I look in the mirror and that is what I see.





Here I am, 116 pounds down from my original whale-weight (shut up - just ... Shut. Up.), in a size I have never been before, almost out of that size and another one down ... And I still see that almost size 32 woman in the mirror. I am a size 14, almost 12, and I still see that tremendously fat woman in the mirror.





I need a different mirror. Or new eyes. How do you cancel this subscription?

12:03 Jul 16 2010
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Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad thing.



Very very bad bad bad bad bad very very bad thing!



...







My. My *sob* ... my coffee machine is dead!

00:22 Jul 15 2010
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I am so glad the gods created cows. Cows be damn tasty. ♥





P. S. I love steak that is damn near blue. Gimme. Cow. Now. RAWR!

00:07 Jul 15 2010
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Oh - and for those of you keeping track (I am) ... Total weight loss to date is ...



*duh duh DUNHHHHHHH*





116 pounds. :P



Go. Me.



Clang clang the motherfucking fire engines, monkies.

Conversation
23:45 Jul 14 2010
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Me: "Boss ... I have something I need to tell you ..." *face very serious, almost whispering*





Boss: *looking vaguely alarmed* "Do we need to go to my office or yours? What's wrong...?"





Me: *still serious* "... No, nothing's wrong, and here is fine. I ... I ... I wanttoplayhookyMondaymayIplease?"





My boss: "Oh. OH. Ok. Well. I won't be here either. Hooky away." *relieved smile*









So ... Long and short, the Dee is going to play hooky and sit around in her underwear. Probably reading. Maybe finding more commercials that do nothing but confuse me. (I seriously do NOT get most of the commercials and TV shows out there. Too weird. This ... coming from me ... Shaddup.) But ... Ahhhhhh ... sweet sweet freedom. =)

00:02 Jul 08 2010
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The dead man is back. That's a fabulous thing; I've missed saving up terrible jokes for him, just to hear him groan and threaten me. :P Empty threats, sure, but fun. Hehe.



Welcome back, booger.

17:58 Jul 05 2010
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So. Muscle spasms suck a lot. Truly. I hate taking stuff for them, too. The combo of muscle relaxer and heavy pain stuff makes me hallucinate. I do NOT like being that out of control. I convinced the doc to just prescribe the muscle relaxer, a mild one, and let me try to tough out the other with ibuprofin. We'll see how that goes. When he found out I'd been putting off coming in for three and a half weeks, I got a look ... You know. The one that says, "You are SUCH a dumb-ass." Yeah. I earned it. I admit it. I just hate taking that shit.

00:13 Jul 02 2010
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Tired. Of. House. Guests.



I want to be alone (a la Eva Longoria), thank you very much.