My brother and I had a conversation yesterday about Popeye's skinny upper arms and bulgey-muscled lower arms. I posited that maybe it was because he did a lot of fine work with his hands that required strength but not much torque.
Bubba: "Well, My step dad Tom has forearms like that and skinny upper arms. He's a mechanic."
Me: "Ok, so Popeye must have been a ship's mechanic."
Bubba: "No, he was a skipper of his own little boat. I mean, he was an E-8, but he had his own boat. He ferried soldiers up and down the river ..."
(At this point I am confused. I cannot recall anything in the Popeye comic books about specific rank, etc. I am also impressed of Jamie can remember all this - normally I am the Rememberall of the two of us.)
Me: "We are still talking about Popeye, right?"
Bubba: "... Sure. We can go with that. >.> Popeye very well could have been a ship's mechanic."
Heh. XD
It's also normally ME that pulls the blonde routine mid conversation.
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Omg! Hahaha and you know what, I own one; use it... And still prefer the instead cup. However those are getting harder to find :(
That was fucking hysterical.
Thanks, I needed that.
*dies* oh god that was hilarious!
...I should have put the cup down.
That was fucking awesome.
LMFAO!
/snort
gah, I love you
I cannot stop staring at birra's swaying ass.
Had to be said.
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Ha. Its so good you had to double post it.
Now that's good ass. ♥
o.o HAH! I guess I DID. :P
And, it is worthy.
I ummm.... have to agree!
HAHAHA! Indeed ;)
I cannot stop staring at birra's swaying ass.
Had to be said.
Know why I stretch out really well before I go for long walks?
...
It's a good preamble.
>.>
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Amble my way baby?
Any time. :)
GROAN!
Chicken fajitas over salad for dinner.
Enough said.
::nom nom nom nom::
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Me... WANTY!
♥
*drools* oh dear god... that was just cruel lol
Yes - that was double cruel...now...what shall I eat?
Hmmm...I know - chicken apple sausage with garlic rice.
I'm hungry!
That sounds YUMMY!
Isis... you are just as evil I will have you know..
Bubba: "Chive and Parmesean shirred eggs ..."
Me: "How on earth do you shirr an egg?"
(Both of us pronounced it "Shire")
Bubba: "Well, first you have a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken ..."
Me: "... "
Heh. My brother is funny. :D
I noticed the funniest thing earlier today.
I was wearing shorts and I looked down and my legs were sparkling like I was chanelling Edward Cullen.
I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks. XD
My hair was glittering and sparkling. Heh. I may have to remedy the furry soon.
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At least it's keeping you warm hehe
It doesn't ever get longer than about 1/4 inch. heh. And it generally stays pretty soft. It's only about 1/8th of an inch long right now. It just glitters. :P
Blonde hair will do that. lol
ENVY!
I have translucent-white legs and dark hair. Really dark hair. T_T
The blessing of being a guy. Amen.
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Not feeling it is one reason that I don't rate profiles.
Stupid bitches asking why their misspelled, uncentered, quiz covered, tacky image laden profile with the background that renders their profile unreadable did not get a 10 is another reason.
What finally turned me off completely are the rate fishers.
I rather enjoy giving out a rate I truly feel the profile has earned. :)
...
That being said, I will not lie. Those with whom I interact on a regular basis pretty much just get straight 10's from me.
Can't help but laugh at the first quote I saw pop up when I clicked on that link, "When i said i'd hit it I meant with my car".
I never like setting rules. Some people get tens from me just because they have a nifty name, others get lower because I was being fair. :P Same as you when I give the people I interact with 10s just because I can.
That. Baby. Is. So. Goddamn. Cute.
She looks like PD, only with Dan's hair and shape of his eyebrows. ♥
Lovely baby.
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Yes, she is! ♥
I think she's so incredibly precious. I wanna give PD and WC a hug for producing such an amazing little angel.
:D ♥ ♥
Yes, she is a real beauty :)
May I admit something to you, which I have only realized today?
I have had this stove/oven for ... mumblemumblemath ... Maybe 15 years or more. I cannot remember when I bought it, except that my mother was still alive.
I have cleaned it, wiped around the control nobs nearly every day for those however many years.
...
How in hell have I never noticed one of those nobs is for a warming drawer? I have a warming drawer on my oven? heh. XD
Gods, I'm an observant jackass.
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Nobs, warming drawers and ovens, oh my. :P There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere. lol
I think, Rose, in that whole bit - I was the joke. XD
Hehe.
Time to put some buns in that warmer :P
That's just awesome.
At least it's not a television set knob.
Cooking shows that cook for you?
That would EPIC. :)
I wish I'd said what Sahariah said!
I also wish I'd spelled her nick right. That second h kills me. I'm just going to tuck it between random letters from now on and pray she doesn't notice.
Lol@ Joli... Just think s-"ahah"-ria
If it helps, I came up with the name through a spelling error and thought, "hey, that's cooler than what I was going for". ;)
I got home from walking and the house was DAMNED cold inside! Almost 65 degrees. :( So, I put the heat on.
The cats IMMEDIATELY started squabbling over who got to lay on which heating vent.
...
Why yes, I DID stand over the one in the kitchen and let it blow warm air up my pants legs.
The things you can learn from your pets. :D
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Does it feel better with a skirt on though? Now you have to test it out! xD
o.O I DO have to test that out. HAHAH!
Lol I did that when I was freezing my ass off in a skirt last year. xD I think it feels sort of awesome. >.>
Best without panties.
O.O
*cough* I plead the fifth on how I know that.
But know that my cat and puppies fight over who sits under me as feel the nether regions blowing.
o.O
I shuddap now.
My cats fight over who will lay on the people. Those vents are damned scary.
I need to do some rating this evening. Maybe hop on camera and snark out loud at some of the interesting finds.
No worries, I'll be egalitarian - I'll holler out worthy ones for people to go show some love, also. :)
I'll give a heads up if this is going to be happening. :P
Ahhhh, a shower. I feel and smell better. :) I ended up smelling like an ashtray from the dance hall. (ick)
I had an excellent time. It was a short evening, but a good one. (Cedar Fever is kicking Clay's country ass, poor man.)
There was dancing! There was people watching! There was Professional Bull Riding Live in the dance hall.
I got to see some spectacular rides, and i got to see some poor cowboy get his ass monkey stomped by a gigantic white bull named, "Candy Floss."
Candy. Floss.
I mean, come on - you draw a bull named, "Murderous motherfucker" and you know it's an aptly named animal.
You draw a bull named "Candy Floss," and honey - you should run the other way. hahaha. Poor kid.
Oh - have you ever seen the looks a bartender will give you when you ask for a nonalcoholic, wheat-free beer?
"You have GOT to be SHITTING me ... Honey - you know you're in a bar, right?"
"... Do you have one, or not?" ::tap tap tap::
I got my nonalcoholic, wheat-free beer. He can shove his disgusted look where the sun does not shine. ;-)
Goddamn, I missed dancing. That was so much fun. :) It's a pity Clay is suffering from allergies. I could have danced a lot longer.
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You should totally do it again!
I wanna danced with you! ♥
*dance
Heh
I got excited.
YAY!!!! I am glad you had a great time. :D :D :D
*picks you up and sings* I wanna dance with you! Twirl you aaaaaall around the floor! That's what they intended dancin for. And IIIII just wanna dance with you!!!! *puts you down and stops singing and the busting/bleeding of eardrums*
HAHAHAHAHAhaHH!
:-D
Wonderful thing about bars/dancing- there is always next weekend. :D
Glad you had fun.
And ... Out the door I go. :)
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*wipes a tear* There goes our little girl. I hope she gets laid.
O.o
Wait.... uh..
*runs*
I want pictures before the look is uh, messed with
Have fun!!
o.o
I am going to wear a silk LBD (little black dress), black heels, and a rose colored silk jacket with a matching cameo.
And I am going dancing. I leave here in about an hour and a half.
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good time! I wanna hear allll about it. :D :D :D
RAWR! And keep us up on your 411!
You strut your stuff in those doors, and have some fun! You have worked so hard to be in the shape/health you are in, take the time to enjoy it.
Show it off!!
Take deep breaths, stay calm, and just let it go. Get lost in the music. In 30 years from now you will look back on tonight with a smile.
:D
Good for you honey. Have a FANTASTIC time. :-)
I.
Want.
Pictures.
Hot ! Have a great time and dance the night away!
... I had something to say. I really did.
I had it phrased admirably, in my head, and when I sat down to type it in on my phone *poof* ...
In other news, I have still not decided on the dancing. It's rodeo time, and a Friday night. I am afraid the dance hall will be packed. Damn phobias anyway. I'd hate to end up siting in my car, shaking and wanting to vomit at the thought of walking through those front doors.
But ... It's been years since I have gone dancing. I love dancing.
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Then come back to the inviter with: can we go somewhere that will NOT be packed?
D should DANCE!
Phobias are very difficult to overcome.. I know this as I have one. Someone tried to put it in perspective for me today by saying, " it is the anticipation of what is going to happen that scares us..the thought of been scared of that phobia happening prevents us from moving on"
I think, that if I could ever understand why I have a certain phobia then maybe it will be half the battle in defeating it. I would love to see you dance and have fun too..but hey, dammit woman if you want to wear a Lady Borg costume for Halloween this year then you HAVE to get over it heheh! Good luck :)
The conga is best as you get to blame the person leading
Today shall be good. Nothing will explode. Today shall be good.
I am flummoxed.
I was invited to go out dancing tomorrow night. o.O
I ... said I would decide tomorrow.
::innocent whistle::
Yep. I really just ate all that.
*buuurp*
Sweet baby Jesus in a crock pot.
...
Yeah, I'm going to have to do some serious cardio to make up for that. Oh, my lovelies, but it was worth it.
COME TO ME, DOUBLE FUDGE! ♥
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Was it...
DOUBLE FUDGE CHOCOLATE JESUS?!
God. Damn.
Wait - would blasphemy in addition to coveting Chocolate Jesus Cock make me TRULY going to hell in gasoline trousers?
...
Did I just get spinning rims and chrome on my hand-basket to the hot place?
Mmmmmmm, you are just killing me here :P
Let's just say that doing my hair this morning how Fonz did it in the salon yesterday ... is a bit of a challenge.
._.
I wish I could set aside a half hour every day (and had the money) for someone to "make me presentable" every morning, like some of the older ladies did when I was growing up. They'd go to the salon every morning, get their hair set up and someone would apply tasteful make up, and then they'd go about their days, puttering, volunteering, etc., looking sharp and lovely.
This skill set is difficult to acquire.
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Do people still do that?
I don't know. I wish I could.
Lol my grandmother used to do that and then volunteer at the hospital...back in her day she also looked like Norma Jean. :)
My mom had a standing appointment every Friday at 2:00pm at the beauty salon. It was her only treat from running a business, and taking care and raise 5 kids.
Nothing got in the way of that time, or at least she tried to keep it the best she could. She would sleep as they washed her hair, under the dryer. Said it was the only time she was "alone".
So yes- I understand.
But you will get the hang of it, just keep trying. In a week you will be better, two weeks you will have it down packed.
I think salon prices are too expensive for average people to be able to afford pampering like that on a regular basis.
Heh.
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~grins~ there she is
Hey! Who's that gorgeous blonde who hijakced Dee's journal?? Wait a minute....IT'S YOU!! Very very pretty! LOve this look.
;-)
Myst you make my ♥ smile, woman. :D
I like it.
Sassy! Love it :)
Oh wow! Love it!!
You are rocking the sexy.
:)
You are just adorable.
How you doin? ;)
Fffff. ♥
Beautiful pictures!
Hey hottie...
Whatcha doin' later on? ;)
Lol...you look beautiful! Very very pretty. :)
Looking good sweetie!
Well. Off to Fonz Salon, recommended by DeLeon. I am to plant my ass in the chair and say, "Make me lovely."
And let him work hair magic.
My brother is going to alow Fonz to play with his hair, too. :)
Maybe you get pictures. Maybe.
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*pout* me want picture :'(
DeLeon?
A decendent of Ponce? I guess you can trust someone who sought the Fountain of Youth to be a beautician, eh?
We want photos. We will have photos.
--.--
So, McCaffrey and DeLeon were making fun of me because I don't own a TV.
McCaffrey kept shaking his head, looking confused and saying things like, "I ... I don't understand. What do you mean you don't own a tv? I mean ... I don't understand. What do you plug into the wall?!" To which DeLeon made some allusions to toys of other sorts. o.o I did NOT admit to anything. Nothing. I just walked away.
McCaffrey, "Hey wait - are you BLUSHING?!"
I'm just lucky CLAY wasn't here. >.x Good gods. Or Wilson.
Good. Gods.
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Hehehe
You plug the computer!
F*** the Television!
But... but...
How do you watch movies? O.o
What, the 3 or 4 I see in a year? Computer.
So yesterday's entry was inspired by an event which took place in the parking garage at work. I was walking laps up and down and around the 4 story garage, and this creature was smoking, talking on the phone, blaring her radio with the windows down and speeding - a lot - through the parking garage. She almost hit me. She came close enough, as a matter of fact, to hitting me that her door handle caught threads from my scarf and whipped them OUT of said scarf.
"GO CHOKE ON A DICK!" was punctuated by me punching her car door.
>.>
I am exceedingly glad she did not hit me. That would have sucked. A lot.
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Holy shit.
I am GLAD ever so glad you are okay.
OMFG! I really hope she DOES choke on a dick.
I'm glad that you are okay.
Yes, well, fuck you, too, you rabid cunt-monkey.
Go, as they say, choke on a dick.
Thanks!
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Or a cookie! Wait, cunt-monkey? Does it involve a banana?
You always have the best insults. lol
O.o
Ohhhh... someone is going to get slap with the badger paw.
Huh.
Someone having a case of the Mondays?
Ok, you can shoot me...
DAMN! *mental note to stay clear of Req and Rat today..*
uhhh ohhh
No carnivorous alphabet.
Aunteh Kateh is safe for today.
FOR TODAY. ::doom sound::
>.>
Requiem : On that interesting little off key note, I think I shall head for sleepy-town. :)
Lullaby : Sleep well! Don't have weird dreams. Or get eaten by words. o.o
PhoenicianDream : nini req
Requiem : DAMMIT.
Requiem : Now ... Now
Requiem : Now the Q will chase ne amd the J will make nomming noises D=
Requiem : me and*
PhoenicianDream : time for my nap too
Requiem : The letters will be after me for continually and maliciously having typographical fuckery!
Requiem : NINI guys. :) Sleep well, PD!
PhoenicianDream : lol
Lullaby : Had to leave an impression. ;)
"Cold and alone I was attacked and left for dead. But that night I did not meat my end."
Nope. I don't meat my end, either. At least not and talk about it. It's just not polite.
The quilt for Tini and Danny is mostly done, the frontispiece. All i need to do is border it, attach the batting ad the back, then quilt it. :)
1 - 2 weeks at most, if I ONLY sew on the weekends.
Next - I think will be the quilts for Brianne and the boys. :D
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Simply wonderful.
holy hell.. you're a quilting demon woman!
I quilt now! YAY!
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No BAD girl!
No quit!!!
QUILT ... not QUIT.
I am making QUILTS.
o.o
There's an "L" in there, bubby.
YAY!
I like cross-stitching. That's my domestic-womanly secret. >.o
♥
So, today's experiment with almond flour pancakes was a complete and unqualified success. My brother participated in the great pancake experiment with me, and he said, "These are actually edible! I'd eat them again. ... We need to get a waffle iron."
We're thinking up recipes for fruit breads and such with them also.
Pancake recipe:
2 cups almond flour
2 eggs
1/4 cup water
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
2 TBSP olive oil
Mix it all up and cook like regular pancakes on a griddle with no stick spray. :)
This recipe, in its entirety, has only 24 net grams of carbohydrates. It makes 8 2-3 inch pancakes or 4 . 4 inch pancakes.
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Your journal ends up making me hungry!
Sounds a good recipe with hardly any carbs. I might jot that one down :)
HAH! Ok. I had 45 or so profiles opened and was working through rating each. It took me FOREVER to get to whichever one was playing this neat song I hadn't heard before!
Lunatics have taken over the asylum is the song.
Pity this person hasn't been on in a year and a half.
An additional pet peeve I have acquired ...
Awkward misspellings in screen names.
UPON you manky twit, UPON. Not "apon."
Contradictory much?
"i am a sweet man that needs a good girl" ... "i want a bad bitch with no cotton!!!!!! lol"
o_O
Good girl or bad bitch? Make up your MIND, son, we've not got all day!
And why can she have no cotton?
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Cotton... condom... coffin... I dunno where this is going.
Only thing I can think of is cotton underwear. ::shrug::
You think undies, I think tampon..
Lol
I thought tampons were made of rayon now. ?
Heh. Sahahria blocked me. :D
Her phone is funny.
I ought to make up some stupid diatribe in here about how she hates me. Only some jackoff would take me seriously and start shit without knowing anything. They totally would not get the joke.
I do that to Ducky at least once a week on my phone (blocking). I think she's only noticed once or twice. >.>
I just wrote this long damn journal entry and it disappeared.
:(
DAMN IT.
Hopped on camera, Tini was on Camera, Khayman was on camera, many came to visit. It was a damned fun evening. ♥
Well, damn. The world has less sparkle in it now. Etta James died. :(
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Must be some mistake. I just spotted her in a New Orleans shop with a dark-haired man with sideburns wearing gold sunglasses and a spangled white suit with a cape. They looked happy.
I am so glad to know. :)
The BBC have announced she is dead.. It must of been a body double. It's so sad, her vocals were the best and she will be missed.
Does not compute
Does not compute
++++++
Out of cheese error
++++++
Redo from start
(End)
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That doesn't compute at all. o.o
Nooooooooooo
NOT OUT OF CHEESE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't WANNA!
So THERE!
Is a temper tantrum at all effective at the age of 40, even if you do kick your little feet and flail your arms?
... No?
Damn. Well, I guess I'll go to work, then.
Small profile rate spree tonight.
Starting point tomorrow.
But ... Look at THESE noms!!
... If you love me ... you will magically make this appear for me? No? Psychic powers offline? Damn. Mine too.
._.
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That looks so delicious! I don't know you but if I could, would definitely make them noms appear for you! =) And some for me too. ^_^
YOU are a nom. Yes, you are.
♥
That looks so yummy *drools*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I will say that rating profiles is made a bit sweeter while jamming out to Niyaz, Thievery Corporation and Beats Antique.
The singer for Niyaz has a voice I want to wrap myself in and sway, contemplating reverential thoughts.
Her voice is positively sacred.
I did not have a very good mental day today. I was full of angst and anxiousness (anxiety?) and just general malaise at the same time. It was very odd. I was headachey and cranky all day, though I tried not to show the cranky to everyone.
Tomorrow will be a better day. I have said so.
Now ... To eat. I have been skipping far too many meals of late. I know I want to lose a few pounds, but I need to pay attention and not just ... forget. Or be lazy.
Different note ...
I am cooking ground turkey with mushrooms, jalapenos, onions, garlic, tomatoes and spices to portion out and hopefully remember to do omelets in the mornings or scramble it with eggs, and maybe over a salad with lunch for a few days.
Maybe if I make it easier for me to make a meal, I'll actually bother to eat a meal. Heh.
My head hurts. I'm cranky. I didn't sleep well. I dressed well this morning, though. Let's see if pretty feathers can make the bird sing.
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Hope your sleep straightens out soon so you can rest.
Deja Vu
You sing lovely, my dear badgerbird. ♥
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Do they make your eyeball and asshole twitch simultaneously?
Yes, and I don't know which to soothe first.
ALWAYS the eyeball first!
Never scratch your eyes after you've scratched your @$$.
;)
Here we go, folks. Let's see how many I can get in this evening.
I saw this on a profile, and it looked fun. :) SO. I am paring it down to three from six.
YOU CAN ASK ME THREE QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless. Send me a message.
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully.
You may never wish to speak to me again, but there we go.
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1. What color are your eyes?
2. What did you want to be when you grew up?
3. No limits *money, travel* vacation for one month- how would you spend it?
And I will always want to speak to you. :D
I was gonna do it, but then I realised that I have too many questions lol. All of them matter, and none more important than the last...
And I'll admit, mystery is intriguing. >.>
1. What sexual position simply makes you purr thinking about it?
2. What is something that when a partner does grates your nerves but is ok for anyone else to do.
3. What aren't you telling me, like really saying?
1. What's your shoe size? Do you ever feel inclined to give shoes away?
2. Do you have any kids? Want one? I have a niece that I'd like to discreetly get rid of.
3. On a purely physical level - appearance - what is your ideal man?
So far, answers sent. :)
1) What do you really think of me.
2) What would you consider to be your ideal life?
3) What dream do you wish to have come true?
Oh, honey. You have no idea how lucky you are you got a 5.
o.o
I don't think my OWN profile is worth more than a 7, to be honest.
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Rating anything makes my brain rot. ._.
HAVE FUN! :D
If you start crawling up the walls, spurting green vomit and spouting jibberish, I'm going to have to rescind my invitation for tea on the lawn. o.o
You make me wanna rate.
Good luck!
"As you can guess from my choice of picture, I'm a scorpio. Depending on the horoscope, that tends to mean anything from sex bunny to rampaging sociopath."
.... I like it. heh. :D
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I started doing that at one point.... Don't think I really ever got to far before I gave up on it...
...and you are still coherent and sane?
Wow woman! I have to say.. my give a shit runs out after about the 3rd or 4th shitty profile. Kudos to you.
I hate those loud music players the damn near deafen you when you hit the profile. But worse? Those little damn windows that open usually with dire pronouncements about how you rate that you have to click before you can get to the to which they belong.
I've given out a shit ton of 2-7 today, so far.
I give a shit about revenge rating. Heh.
If they ask me why, I won't say, "Because you're a twatwaffling douche." I will, however, tell them it was because their 7 to 10 feet of profile full of nothing but quizzes and "u mess wiv my homees we will all git u!" annoyed the living HELL out of me.
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LOL! They're going to love those rates.
Every so often I'll put a music play list up. Only then will I put up a pop up window saying "Warning: Music starts automatically".
Fuck me, I left out a word! hahah! "to the profile to which" >.o Go me!
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HAHA!
LOL! I'll admit that I sometimes get that petrified look myself.
Sweet baby Jesus in a crock pot ... a profile quote:
"I have a squeedlyspooch..."
I am sure there is medicine for that somewhere.
O_O
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Why do I have the feeling that there is absolutely no antibiotic for this?
I like it! :)
O.o I don't want to know what that is. o.O
Omg lol
Dear Joli:
I am rating profiles again. This means, when I come across one full of pictures and poorly spelled/scanned/etc. poetry, I am sending you messages.
There is no escape, woman. Block me now, or feel the burn. :P
::rubs hands together with evil glee::
Love, Requiem
So, I have decided to start rating profiles again (I know, welcome to the drama, right? :shrug:), but damn, it's tedious going oldest to newest to find where I left off. Four years ago or so.
>.o
Update:
Apparently, I stopped somewhere around 500 and waited for people to be interesting at me. Heh. Oh, gods, this is going to be a loooooong journey.
I foresee forehead dents in my walls. Or quitting the whole rating thing again.
SEVENTEEN THOUSAND PROFILES? REALLY?!
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I feel a rsi coming on!
I can't do more than a page a day or I feel like vomiting.
LOL
Damn, you, Randy, now I want fried chicken.
._.
You're right.
You are a right old bugger.
:P
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You are most welcome to join me, anytime, dear lady :-)
Heh. :)
Just show him a picture of boobs. He'll get side tracked fast. hehe
Oh, GOOD CALL!
Randy - LOOK AT OBSCURITY's PROFILE!
Get your pen ready so you can draw the nipples in on your monitor!
HAHAHAHAH
You two are plotting now ROFLMFAO
Damn, I need a magic marker....pen, won't write on the screen
Heh
put little round stickers you'll be able to 'feel' them lol
Ohhhhh LOL never thought of that, damn, I'm not as twisted as I wanna be LOL
Randy @ Randy... Really?! Heh...
I may have won the first game with Joli, but in this one she is handing me my ASS. Hehe. :)
WHAT in the purple hells is everyone so .... GAHHHHNNGGGG about?
...
You know what? Never mind. I have no desire to even become peripherally embroiled in whatever the hell it all is.
I may avoid journals for a while except my favorites so I don't have to see an entire screen of scat before I get to something ... not scat.
************
I am trying like hell to let everything of mine just ... pass. To be gone. To not think about any of it. To just let go. Wish me luck.
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:) I am with you.
I dont know.But I was looking at journals and EVERYONE is into one kindof garbage or another it seems...MySELF included!
Im with you.Im takin a break from this junk and a deep breath.
Good luck with letting yours go.
I could use a little luck letting stuff go myself right now.
I get on cam for FIVE MINUTES and everyone freaks out! Honestly. LOL
I actually didn't see any crap until I looked. I guess when I skim through the journal page, I'm blind to the crap.
o.o
It seems like people got into a bad bag of cat nip and it rallied the masses. 0.o I'm skipping most journals unless I know the person's screen name, then I skim over the entry. I must admit, I've read some of the drama filled ones from people I keep up with their journal. But with feeling like crap, I just don't want to be a part of it all so I refrain from commenting. I'm happy I mostly stick to myself on this site right now.
I wish you, among other people trying to let go of things, lots of luck and strength in doing so. I'm trying to deal with real life struggles that I can't afford drama on the net to weigh me down. I love coming here to relax... and that is exactly what I'm doing, even with all the nuttiness going on.
I hope things improve for you, whatever they are! =)
Easier said than done huh, good luck :)
I am playing words with friends with Joli - it's a nice close game!
I crave a cupcake. And more tattoo.
Maybe ... The more I do not have the cupcake, the more I set aside in the jar for the tattoo.
Hmmm. This may have merit. Reward being new ink!
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How about a tattoo of a cupcake? ... win win!!
Now I want a cookie...
O.o
Ouch! Cupcakes don't hurt as much as that!
I want more tattoo, too. You can has my cuppycake.
Cheese omelet for breakfast.
I think today will involve hiking.
So. On the one hand, one is taken away, but on the OTHER hand - Crowgirl is back! YAY!
I've missed the sassy Sassenach lassie. :)
Damn. I missed PD's baby shower. :(
God. Dammit. Today's been great! >.o
Oh, never mind! There's the lovely lady!
One saving grace. :)
I find myself very pensive lately. I am trying like hell to put a cheerful and bubbly face on everything, but underneath ... Pensive.
I am doubting, also. I have no real basis for my doubts, besides my own insecurity, but they are there all the same. I wish I could strangle them.
I miss you. I crave you. I have this immense skin hunger for the scent and feel and taste and sight of your skin, to feel you arching into my fingernails, leaning into the tenure of my teeth.
I miss you. I crave you.
I just made the most fan-fucking-tastic dinner I have cooked in a while. I forgot to take a picture of it.
I had a craving for sea-food. This is ALWAYS dangerous when it's grocery shopping night, and we decide to hit the HEB Grocer's on the way home from work, as opposed to the one by my house. Their seafood department causes orgasms. Seriously.
SO ... One huge filet of Chilean Sea Bass and a pound of bay scallops (the itty bitty scallops) later ... And then getting the rest of the groceries, after dinner had been purchased ...
At home, this is what happened:
I set half a stick of butter to melting in the skillet on medium-high heat. Once it melted and began to bubble a bit, I splashed in a good 1/4 cup, or thereabouts, lemon juice. When it bubbled and steamed then calmed, I sprinkled in a teaspoon of fresh ground coriander. YUM!
I halved the sea bass filet, leaving the skin on (the fatty layer adds SO much flavor!), rubbed sea salt, basil, garlic and pepper in to both sides of the filet, and put it in the skillet. I covered the skillet for 5 minutes, opened the skillet, carefully flipped the filets, then covered it for two minutes (still on medium high heat). The butter, by this time, is brown in the pan, and the fish is getting a bit of carmelization as well (yummy!). I then arranged the bay scallops around the outside of the pan, sprinkling them with parsley, salt and garlic (lightly), swoosh the pan a bit to swirl the yummy butter lovin' around and over some, put the lid on, put the skillet back on the heat, and let it go for another 5 minutes.
While it was cooking, the whole time, simmering spinach with vinegar and pepper.
Put the noms in serving bowls, carried it to the table, and it was consumed inside of 10 minutes, with less caloric impact (barring butter, shaddup) than a few sausage patties. :)
That was fan. Fucking. Tastic.
♥
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What, no bacon? ;)
I am coming there and you are cooking for me.
There is no way you can say no.
I'll even bring Em.
;p
... Req, you're a tease. o.o
No, Aunteh Kateh, I put out.
Wait. What? I mean. I'm sorry I forgot to take a picture of my dinner?
I think I just drooled a little bit.
Swoons~
Mermaid heaven..
The sounds of my morning:
OR a link.
You do mean happiness to me.
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Great track :-)
This week has been the shitters for motivation.
I need ... something. Anyone care to ride a bicycle in front of me with a brownie tied to a stick? Or a tequila shot, for gods' sakes?
I do have hiking dates set for Saturday (brother Joe) and Sunday (brother Jamie).
I can't even lie and say I've been doing any core work this week in the evenings.
Lazy, lazy lump.
I have, however, been eating properly. So. There's that much, at least.
Silicone is a bitch to work with. That being said, one tub/shower is now freshly sealed. My hands HURT. Those squeezy-gun things are the epitome of suck.
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Isn't there a male you can make do that for you?
o_O
You can make them do sucky manual labor INSTEAD of doing it yourself?
I usually just do the work WITH my brother. Goes quicker, doesn't suck any less, but it gets done. :) Plus, I get to feel capable. I couldn't ask someone to do work I wasn't willing to step in and do myself. And I don't think I could let someone else do it all by themselves if I AM capable of doing it.
I would really like a teleporter. 'Cause hugs are awesome. And I want to give and receive one very badly about now.
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Put me on that list!
You are. :)
~HUGS~
*Hugs*
Am I on that list, too?
*inserts hopeful look here*
Yes!
Could it stop in Ireland on the way?
So many ways to violate your personal space... ;)
Think of me sugar- know there's one for you here anytime...lol
oh an
:::HUGS:::
Scrambled eggs with cheese and salsa for dinner, for the win!
Let me see, how did that go ... TODAY SHALL SUCCUMB TO PROPER BEHAVIOR OR I SHALL SMITE IT IN THE GOOBERWORTS WITH MY BLURGLECRUNCHEON, see if I don't!
Yes, I think that was it. ::hat tip to the Vogon fleet::
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What the heck is a GOOBERWORT?
Im not even going to ask what a BLUGLECRUNCHEON is...
Gesundheit!
I really, really miss you.
I wish I could be there, right now.
Sahahria and Morri look traumatized by the Seamen on the poop decks.
...
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HA!
That's awesome! lol
I had seen the word SAILS and went to sea what it was all about..
Some serious trauma goin on on the poop deck fo sho!!
lol
I have officially entered middle age. I now own ... Leopard print pants. o.o Or cheetah. Or some great spotted cat print. Not tiger. I do not have stripes. Well, not TIGER stripes. I have other stripes. But not these pants - they're spotted. Splotched? Animal spot print, but not Dalmation ...
Oh, fuck, it. I'm old and tacky. Deal with it.
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Cat patterns are always fun. :P
I AM middle-aged, and I WILL NOT wear animal prints ...only as an accent piece - lol!
(My apartment has some animal print stuff though).
You are too funny...
*snorts*
I wish I could paint words with color and sound and texture so that other people could understand what I am thinking. =/
But, also, I just ... feel like sometimes I lack the ability to express my thoughts in any coherent fashion for the consumption of others. Like a soup made from stardust. Sparkly, but not very nourishing.
I woke up with an obscene amount of energy this morning. Jamie has my car today, and I have been texting my other brother Joe since about 6:30 with a string of, ":prod: Are you awake yet? How about now? .... :poke: Are you awake NOW? Am I bugging you? How about now? Why is the sky blue? Let's go hiking! WAKE UP! Why are you SLEEPING?! ... Are you awake yet? :sigh:"
He has yet to acknowledge his wakeful status, so I am cleaning. I have swept and mopped and vacuumed so far, and dusted. I tossed in the first load of laundry and washed the dishes. I really do want to go hiking with Joe today, but if he's not careful I am going to expend all my energy cleaning and when he finally calls me, I'll be too tired to hike and he'll be annoyed. (Not really, I'll go hike!)
Hey, I am his sister - being an annoying twit is in the job description. ;-)
I would really like to have more honor to distribute. There are so many people to whom I would love to show my appreciation.
I need to exercise ... what is this unfamiliar thing ... pash ... pshuuu ... paytten ... Paaaayyy ... shuns ... Patience. ::sigh::
I never was much good at that, for the most part.
There is so much I could say about today, but I think it all boils down to:
Fuck today. FUCK. TODAY.
***
Come here, you. Going back and forth between vicious, angry sex and gentle, thorough sex sounds JUUUUUSSSTTT about the right speed. Please. Now. Thank you.
And a total lack of the concept of honor begins - let's sell it!
"I am now selling my Honor-Rates to Sires! Any Sire rating me a 10 I will give you a honor rate!..."
Well - people have been selling their own honor for thousands of years, so I guess this really just follows true to form. :shrug:
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O.o Not the first time people have tried to whore themselves for things.
Not really honorable at all.
LOL
People here never cease to amuse me :P
Are you serious? They don't even mean anything yet! Some people are so pathetic!
I haven't gotten a lot of honor clicks but the ones I have gotten(except for 1)have been meaningful. That means so much more to me than some petty plea for false status.
Ah. I am saddened to see that they specified to make the rating a "10".
I would happily have given them a 1, and then demand honour. ;D
I'd sell my (honest - offline) honour for some things, but not much.
Does it come with a pink bow? I love pink bows.
:)
lmao
pink bows you say....lol i'll need pics of that LOL
And just when I thought that the garbage can was empty, I lift it to find more crap underneath...
I just brewed a pot of coffee so bold it told me to go fuck myself.
O.O
W0000!
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You make me think the most inappropriate things sometimes.
o.o
That is a bold fucking coffee.
♥ although the real question is did it give you chest hair? Lol ;)
My innards. They fight me. WHY YOU FIGHT ME, INNARDS? >.o
Behave, now. mama works today.
Ok. SO the honor thing. Neat. :) I have no idea whether I'll remember/bother to do this. Those to whom I give honor are pretty much aware of it. I hope. :)
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I will return it to all who give it. So those who want it, you better stay visible! :P
It's an honour to receive honour, even if it's bad. :P
True - if someone cares enough to give a -1, they are STILL wasting their time e-smacking your e-butt. Heh.
I will enjoy reading the journal complaints about people taking honor away.
I am dancing on my yoga ball (sitting) to belly dance music. Heh. Who knew it would work up a sweat?
Ahhh, today. What do do.
Already put the clean dishes away. Cleaned house yesterday and did all the laundry.
Today - I am going to go for a long walk, read, shower, pester someone LOTS, make something nifty for dinner.
Laaaaazy day. OH SHIT! I need to do the summary for last week in efforts!
My new shower soap smells like chocolate brownies.
I really want to lick myself.
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Can I watch?
-offers cookies-
O_O I'll lick you for you... :D
I'll lick too!
PICS! I want pics!
Oh yum...is it something from Philosophy?
I was in the city the other day and this store gave out free soap samples. o.O I got one with a honey comb looking part on one end. To think people used to be afraid of "getting their mouth washed out with soap". I think people would be more than glad to eat it if it smelled like that. xD
Now that cleaning is done (and the hint worked, they did the remainder of the house), I was either going to ignore Doc's orders and go for a jog, or behave and go for a long walk.
...
Suddenly, I feel like playing with make-up.
I wonder which will win?
First entry of the New Year!
Hey guys! Some of you wanted the link to the podcastI did with ElderDaniel - do you realize this was six flippin' years ago?! Holy cow!
o.o
I was going to possibly hop on camera later, but I think I shall just do the voyeur thing to a few friends. :)
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Oceanne
13:37 Jan 31 2012
Hehe.. I have a story about Popeye for you .
He was originally supposedly a Greek Sponge diver and all the sponge divers of the day ate lots of Spanakopita..or Spinach pie. :D
xxEmaeraldxx
18:25 Jan 31 2012
I'd love to hear Bubba's story on the owl and the pussycat!
BLOODLIFE
20:05 Jan 31 2012
You pullin' the blonde routine ... never!!