There are these things called cable crunches.
And they SUCK.
♥
yep. suckage.
Is it tacky or is it ironic that I love to have kosher beef hot dogs wrapped in bacon? >.o ahahahahah!!!
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Sounds just plain yummy to me.
lol! A little of both....
I vote ironic. Tacky would be doing it at a bat mitzvah, no?
There's an inappropriate comment in there somewhere....
Was either the hot dog or the bacon circumsized?
And that is your smartass comment for the day...lol
People keep PICKING ME UP. I may be fun sized, but goddamn, I am not a toy. :( Next time ... I chew.
I have been scolded by someone else's mother. I think my day might well be complete. Hahahah!
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Lol Corruption is priceless.
hahahhaha go figure
Deity:
"Can you just shove your beef stick in my meat hookers now?"
or
"Pound my pinata baby and all my goodies will fall out for you!"
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LMAO ... Pound my pinata! Haaahaa
Wait.
In my defense, she told me to talk dirty to her. A disclaimer was made that I cannot just come up with stuff on the spot.
That was the only thing I could come up with. LOL
It was lovely, Deity. :) hehehehehehe
Was she on cam when she said it? LOL
Oh man, I miss the good stuff with my internet acts up!! :(
*when
Damn Crinkle...
You guys probably have no desire to read about the regular occurrence of my body changing it's oil. I could care less, honestly. Don't read. I want to write about it. It's my journal and I'll whinge disgustingly if I want to. :P
But, goddamn, I really wish menopause would hurry up and finish. These cramps making me cry really need to just ... go the fuck away, along with never knowing WHEN the oil change is going to start anymore. It was never particularly trackable, but the last several months? ... Eff.
Plus, I am having the most obnoxious cravings, made even more so because they are either completely unidentifiable, or for something I KNOW will make me ill because I am allergic.
Abrupt topic shift.
I cannot wait until June. I get to see Khayman and the boys again. I get to NOT grow feathers and actually go meet Preacher this time. I chickened out about 5 years ago when the initial opportunity arose. Why? No fucking clue. I just grew feathers.
I think I will veto getting on camera tonight. I have no desire to be social.
Debates debates debates ... To cam or not to cam? That ... That, oh my sons and daughters, that is the question.
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You have sons and daughters?
GODS ABOVE AND BELOW NO!
It's a saying. o.o
Congrats on the children. ;P Hahahaha
Something tells me I am going to need a tazer and an early start ... ::sigh:: Maybe I should skip coffee to add veracity? Ferocity? While they sound the same, they mean two TOTALLY different things. o.O
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I never thought I'd see you say "Should I skip coffee" o.O
It's telling, isn't it?
How about tenacity? That would help which ever you choose :)
... Well, hell. I guess I really didn't want to share that anyway.
My brother keeps getting eggs with double yolks. o.O
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twin chickens!! lol
u can actually buy them here in local shops jus ask for double yolk eggs... but im always like ':O how do they know :O' lol
miam miam, now do some bacon and some little patatoes :)
Fertile little bastard, ain't he...lol
Isn't that supposed to be good luck or something? Make him play the lottery...lol
You want to know another way I see people care and try to truly understand me and relate? They explain associations in ways they KNOW have meaning for me.
"He smelled like the oceans, blues and light greens."
I know that smell. Blues and light greens are a good smell.
"What color is his voice?" ... "Kind of like melted chocolate smelling."
Synaesthesia can be a bastard sometimes, but when people who know me and know me well enough couch things I terms I get ... =) I know they really do know and care about me.
And I still think it's funny a certain someone insists upon feeding me sour patch kids so she can watch my face go through the fireworks I see when I eat sour things.
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My friend has the kind where he sees color when he hears music. It led to us playing a hilarious parlor trick with people when we were roommates in college.
Because of this ability, he has mountains of music basically memorized. In addition, he was a fine arts major. So, big surprise, he has/had quite the CD collection.
So the game we'd play is I'd pull a CD at random, put it in, select a track at random and then hit play. Within about 3-4 bars, he'd tell us the piece of music, the composer, and if it was classical, the movement. Over and over and over....it was freaky as hell.
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It's annoying, no? :(
Ha, a comment from that ghost DoctorCullen.
Could not sleep. Went to gym. Sweated like ogre. Came home. Showered. Making coffee ♥ Rocking the first grade schoolteacher look.
=) I'll probably end up wallowing on my bed by 7pm, snoring like a wounded wildebeast, though.
I hope.
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Wildebeast trumps Woody Woodchuck Timba Man.
I wuv yah.
*shudders at the first grade teacher look* Mine was very scary o-0
I have a confession to make.
I just spent, for the first time ever in my life ...$213 on pair of shoes.
Annie Janis beaded sandals with a 3" heel.
I was fitted, chose my color - and they've been ordered.
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I want to see a picture when you get them. :) On your feet too, showing them off.
♥ I will upload a picture of my feet looking all lovely and well shod when they arrive.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥
I will be waiting for a picture with bated breath. :)
Every body at one time in thier life will get to spend a lot of money on a clothing item, shoes, jeans, tops. Just enjoy the fact that you are able to do this...I would love to see the shoes :)
wow
I'm with Joli on that one- just wow.
Haha, I bought a pair of burgundy steel-toed commando boots this weekend. It's obscene the joy they bring me. Here's hoping you get as much pleasure out of your new shoes!
I want cookies.
Damn. It. All.
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Sounds like a "Got milk?" ad. Lol
And I just made a basket full of chocolate chip raisin cookies...want I should mail you some?
nono. no. Allergies, remember? I just want ... Thin Mint cookies in particular.
So mug a Girl Scout- yeuw- I hate those cookies...lol
Almond/bean flour... go make yourself cookies you CAN eat... and sing with me...
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me,
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
O
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C! :D
RedQueen:
No one is sticking a lamp up my hoo-hah.
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On the other hand, we could put a monkey hat on your head.
Clap on, Clap off. The Clapper.
I'd stick to this one if I was you o-0
Gawd I love you woman- you so bring out the best in everyone...but you gots to admit, it was an interesting thought...LMAO
Hey - note to the trolls:
I am not an admin. ;)
I am merely an extremely cranky tattletale. SO. Yeh.
:P
Badger don't give a shit or stir it unless you forcibly involve me. I'd rather chit chat with friends, grope Ducky, try to make others blush ... and end up backfiring on it ... yeah. And stuff.
So. Before you accuse me of cahootin' with the power ... I just molest those in power. I don't cahoot. Or really have power. ::shrug::
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Req, you're super special. Your name was on the list TWICE! He/she'll have changed it by now unless their totally brainless; which goes right along with the flow of entries.
Dear lady... you have the power of words, and an impeccable taste in shoes. Muwah. :P
HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Your ADMIN badge is invisible and can only be seen with lemon juice!
I just molest those in power > I knew it!!!! if you need an assistant to < molest > please don't hesitate to ask ;)
This made me smile! :) Your badge is indeed invisible.
You have the power to molest those in power, doesn't that count?
You can totally grope me when ever your heart desires. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. ;)
Ducky loves her Badger!
=}
Aaaw there goes my hopes of being molested. I don't have power. ;p
You made the list twice? Now I feel like a slacker.
I bet if we painted you with sour milk and stuck a lamp up your hoo-hah, we'd see your badge, just like King said...lol
I'm just elaborating, ju know?
You made the list twice and your badge is invisible and I'm just completely invisible :( No one ever tries to molest me anymore *sniff-sniff* Well except for Rat at weddings!
I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is you two think you're doing. o.o
Fairly pointless.
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Screw 'em, lets dance! ;)
Rock on! I dance like a dork! But I have an excessive amount of fun with it. =)
No, don't dance with Bonesy, come... Run with me through out VR... We can paint each other with hand prints.
;)
She's home safe, by the way. In the hands of the police, but the selfish little tart is home safe.
Well. Fuck. >.o Why in hell would you DO that, child? Why run away?
Why? Because you cannot get away with lying and stealing and drama-queening?
Because you get called on your bullshit, and you choose to call it "everyone's picking on me!" ?
Because you are expected to NOT steal from the neighbors and turn around and tell the people who took you in, love you and support you when the state rescued you from your cunt of a mother that you hate them, and they just don't understand you?
Because you are expected to, oh, I don't know, follow some fairly basic goddamned rules?
Oh, honey. we have HAD the talk when you tried to hit MY buttons for sympathy. We had the "how to be a sociopath and STILL not get yourself in prison, whether you understand WHY ... just know that this is how it IS" talk.
Don't get scooped up by a rapist or a pedophile. Don't get dead or harmed. Get your shitty little self back home to your grandparents before you kill
them with your antics.
Don't expect my sympathy because you are rebelling against being grounded for thieving at school. Again.
Fuck.
Just ... fuck.
Yep. I am rocking the cute today. =) Black shirt, white tights, short black and white plaid skirt ... and black and white plaid 4" heels, Mary Jane style. ♥
Pic, so it happened.
Ducky your comment got lost in my acquiescence. :P
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mmm...shoesssssssssssssssss :)
:D
Sexy Badger!!!
Woot, I love how you dress. We need to go shopping together!
mmm...sexy :)
wakey wakey = bull shit.
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Somebody needs sex.
Ya know?!
Well, not really!
I feel ya on that one lovely.
>.O
I am in serious like. That's all I'll admit to.
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You like my multicolored feathers?
;)
I DO. As well as the sometimes lack. :P
I knew you loved me!
Teh heh!
;)
I tried to give Rat a hard time about mis-spelling Butler on her Kismet ... But my lag made it pointless as she had already logged off. =( Boo. Lag.
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LOL Kiss my butt badger. :)
Should I give y brother's reply? I think I shall ...
Mark a spot. You're ALL ass. :P
(kidding! But it's funny, no?)
I always got "Matk me off a spot, I ain't got all day"
Ah to be in rednecks now that spring is here...lol
I've lost about 140 pounds to date. I keep doing little self sabotages which prevent me from losing more. I realized I am terrified of losing the last 30-40 pounds or so of my remaining armor. Yes, I have always, consciously or unconsciously, treated my fat as armor.
I don't need armor, do I?
I have nightmares of humongously obese nuns stuffing me into a habit and stuffing foods into my mouth while they chant that I will be theirs again. I have yet to catch more than a slight glimpse of a realistic view of myself in the mirror. I keep seeing the size 28-32 woman I was, instead of the size 10-12 I see on the labels of my pants.
I don't need glasses, do I?
I push people away when they evince interest, because I think they cannot possible see value in me. At the same time, I know my worth. I know what I have to offer, and that I can be fucking awesome. Or a complete gomer. Or both. I have trouble changing the automatic thought of, "I moo" into something healthier, like "Wow, lookit me!"
I don't need to cancel a few subscriptions, do I?
I don't really need armor. Do I?
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No armor needed. It takes a very long time to change a mental image especially when you see yourself everyday.
You have a beautiful brain I know that and a wonderful sense of humor.
I adore you beyond words.
You are beautiful. You are radiant. You are intelligent. You are witty. You are amazing. You are brilliant. You are generous. You are fabulous. You are sweet. You are hilarious.
You are NOT a moo cow. You have BUSTED your ass working the weight off. Look at yourself, Requiem. Really, LOOK at yourself. You are GORGEOUS -- every. single. thing. about. you.
Every facet of you is wondrously lovely and I wouldn't have you any other way. ♥
You have worked hard for this, you busted your ass to achieve something many can't do because of fear of change, yet you did it, and you did it for you. When you are ready, look in that mirror and see the woman you are: beautiful, strong, courageous, witty, intelligent, and positively amazing. You, my dear, are an inspiration.
I am proud of you, I am proud to call you my friend.
Remember, there are different kinds of armor and some is better than others. Methinks fat is probably a pretty weak armor. You have much stronger stuff now.
Rat- you are one of my most favortist people on VR. You're exceptional, kind, funny, and have an artistic eye (and eye make up). I wonder if you let many people see just how amazing you are and if you've got so much armor up now... what other beautiful aspects of you are you hiding.
lmao totally thought I was in Rats journal...
Ok so check that, Requiem, your wit and humor in your journals has always made me laugh. Sarcastic, intelligent, strong, and sly, what I know of you, keeps me coming back into read your life while we've never formally chit chatted. I should probably get to know better. The 30-40lbs will come, and there is nothing more important than accepting yourself in your own skin. I have no doubt you will reach that point :)
Dude. The last thing I want to see on ANYONE'S camera, is naked man walking around.
Seriously.
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Cam Porn. O.o
ew ew no no
You should've clicked the little camera icon, or flagged that shit. I don't know, it would've been hilarious to see the person broadcasting having to explain that to admin.
Damn.
O_O
I think it depends on who the man is. Come on, admit it! ;)
It wasn't me - I SWEAR!!!!
It's just a little added surprise. ;)
Aaaaaaand my dishwasher is deader than a doornail and out of warranty. No, I did not kill my brother, Jamie. This one was named Frigidaire. I guess ... I am off ... to Lowe's. Or Home Depot. Dammit. Well ... the Pollyanna is ... I can afford to replace it. And I have a house to put said dishwasher in. Gotta find the Pollyanna in stuff.
I successfully made eggs over easy two days in a row. I LOVE eggs over easy. ♥ I love to eat the whites all from around the yolk, put the yolk entire in my mouth and then ... *sgoosh* ... Hello, My name is Dee, I'm damn near 40 and I STILL play with my food. =)
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hehe, I like them especially if I have toast.
On toast, with bacon.. and egg over easy on top... Yummy.
GAWDalmighty, you are JUST like Scott- he orders his sunny side up, eats the whites all around, then scoops the yellow onto toast, and SPLOOSH kitty!
It is quite enjoyable to watch him eat- he can be so compartmentalized.
And you may play with it, but do you TALK to it...lol
I do talk to it.
"YOU ... YOU belong in my belly. But first, the mouth."
"No no not the mouth!"
"Shut it! And get in there yummy of my yummy!"
Dammit! Now I am hungry...I forgot to eat today.
Well, I know where I need to go for a test subject if I ever have the extra cash to buy the chemicals to play around with molecular gastronomy stuffs. Like... the little "faux caviar" balls of blueberry juice that's been gelled on the outside to make tiny little bursty bubblies.
TD, you just made my tongue oragsm a little. o.o That sounds FUN! Just not real caviar, because ... ick.
Today was laser ablation day - lump in my boob is now gone.
My boob hurts.
AAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD I came home to my epileptic kitty Demeter having a motherfucker of a seizure. She hooked a claw into her lip during the seizure, and well, we both ended up bleeding. I no longer have stitches in my boob.
Demeter is fine.
My tit really hurts. I should have take the percoset the doc wanted me to take home with me for pain, and just dealt with the hallucinations it causes me.
Tylenol can lick me where I poop for all the good it does.
I want a donut.
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*emails you donuts*
:D?
*hugs*
Goodness. I'm glad it's taken care of but what one hell of a day. I now even more appreciate what you're doing for me.
♥ You are such a fuckin' trooper.
-XOXO-
Tonight's headline news...Cat/Tit Fracas Leaves Both Battered....film at 11.
Hope you feel better real soon. Kitty too.
You have no idea how very damn badly I want one of these.
Seriously. o.o Please?
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LOL. That is pretty effin' amazing. I can totally picture you wearing one too. :)
I would wear it in the cold,
I would wear it in the store.
I would wear it at exciting things,
and too, at things that bore.
I would wear it with stilletos,
or boots so shiny hot -
I'd even wear it with my tennies
or while sleeping on a cot!
Monkey hat would get uber-jealous of that.
O_o I am not yet skilled enough in the ways of hooking to create that.
Hahah You're a hooker! o.o =)
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rlugo718
17:33 Apr 30 2011
Sorry I missed the fun. Loved last time I was on with the Rat, NG and RQ
NocturnalMistress
17:45 Apr 30 2011
I had a blast with you my dearest Badger.
You are the shizznezz ♥
NocturnalMistress
17:47 Apr 30 2011
Ha!
The "giggle" is a link! I just realized it was and it's to the porn shoes!
I ♥ you!
:)
meeper
19:38 Apr 30 2011
Damnit I missed some of you guys =(