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me too Shakespeare is cool :)

That is a good name, lol.

Heh, nah they don't come that small.. do they?

Oh yes, yes they do.........

*busts out laughing*...nice one

They do indeed. The doofus I married got a ding instead of a dong. It was so tiny, a chihuaha would have been scared of it. :P

lmfao,, here pinky pinky .. ;)

kind of like throwing a hotdog down the hallway huh? lol

heh.



I always wonder why the hell men are so proud of their lap pinkies...lets face it, they never hit the target, they cannot control them and some are so damn ugly they should never be allowed out to play.

Lol at Selkie comment!



Lap Pinky, that's a first.

TAKE MY EX.....PLEASE!!!! :p

BAHAHA! Great, I've tapped out all of mine :D

I have a feeling everyone is going to offer up there ex-wife/husband XD

Im here **smiles**

Are you offering up your neck Dan? Heh

hands you my list - my ex and his skanky girlfriend

the mood i am in Well of Course ;)

If it makes you feel better. "offers throat"

Hey, no one else offers up their throat, I live with her now. I don't have to fasten a very dangerous auto erotica mechanism anymore now that I have Jadee.

You dirty bastard, let's go choke your chicken ;)

You always say the sweetest things lol

Lol that tickled me!