I just discovered that my roommate and best friend has been stealing from me this whole time I have let her stay with me free of charge! In her room hidden in black plastic bags, boxes taped up, you name it I found these things: My: perfume, make-up, clothes, candle holders, coasters, baking pans, spare shower curtains, towels, crystal, silverware, my sons books, lotions, ALL of my board games and more...IT WAS ASTOUNDING!
She was at a friends house when I made the discovery. While she was gone I packed up all of her shit minus mine and put it in the backyard. Called her up and calmly told her I found out she had been stealing from me and to come get her shit off my property by tomorrow.
I was so fucking angry and now I'm just kinda in shock. We have been friends for more than 20 years. No more. Fuck.
Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
...
"Not yet," she replied.
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ROFL.
Good one! LOL
LOL I had to tell this to my sister the mother of a little boy!
heh heh
"Not yet..."
Classic! :)
hehe cute
Hey not funny i still play with my brains ;)
lol.... nice
I'm so damned unhappy. Why is it so hard to attain? I have been trying to go over things in my mind on how I can make things better for myself and the people in my world. Sadly though, it seems to be some of the people in my little world are at the root of most of it. It's not all their fault but I can't help but think that if I rid myself of some of these negatives things would be better. In order to obtain some semblance of a content and happy life I need to make some serious changes. Am I just making things harder than they have to be? I'm tired of constantly being in this state of mind. It seems to have permeated all areas of my life now and it feels like I'm drowning in it.
ARRRGH!
I don't even know where to start...
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good start is to distance yourself from negative people.
I find most of us are glutton for punishment. Vr hordes the misfits in life that torture themselves. Like me and you. You and I both know what must be done but that would change the whole game of life wouldn't it? Would it be as sweet then??
I think you need to step back and take a look at those you feel are the root of your unhappiness. (or even part of it) You need to ask yourself a few things.
WHY are they in your life?
What do they BRING to your life?
Are they WORTH being in your life?
Personally speaking each one of my friends bring some form of joy to me and the friendships I have with them. If you cannot honestly answer those questions about people you feel are bringing you unease, then you better off to distance yourself and maybe your paths will meet again. Maybe it's just not time you share moments with them.
I am sure you have people out there that will be more than happy to be your life jacket and help you from drowning within yourself. Just reach out your hand and they might just fall into place. ;)
I have to read 17 chapters and write a few paragraphs about each one and all in the space of 2 weeks. Wouldn't be so bad if I could write with my right hand lol, it is going to be a painfully slow process, so sucks....*sighs*.
"Just shut up and lick". Maybe the best line ever. Funny as fuck. My girlfriend and I had a great big LOL when Drew Barrymore uttered those words in the movie Going the Distance. If you haven't seen this movie yet you should, it was surprisingly hilarious, I laughed all the way through it. And yes.....I maybe cried a wee bit, just cuz it made me miss Pinja even more.
Oh and Drew and Justin Long have this great chemistry PLUS, movie bonus....(sorry Pinja) Justin Long has the nicest ass I have ever seen! Besides Pinjas of course *grins*.
Haven't been able to get to my computer, my temporary roommate was on it for 14 hours yesterday AND my phone, thank God it's a landline but she has a cell. She was on my phone the entire day right along with the comp, I only managed to use it when Pinja called me, pisses me off. I'm so sick and tired of the phone ringing non-stop every freaking day!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
She leaves on Feb. 2. Not sure if she will survive that long.
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I hope that she hasn't made any long-distance calls...
I have free long distance with my plan thankfully :)
I know what you mean by the phone, at least... my little brother loves talking to the girls on it, and the other week he stole mom's phone for a few days, used up all her texting, and took up quite a bit of long distance on the house phone too ($50 worth) just this month.
Yesterday I happened to glance out my front window and what did I see?....... My ex-husband raking the leaves in my front yard.
What am I missing here?
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haha that is weird.
holy fuck..and where's the snow?
Oh dear gods..... My first thought is, what did he want to be doing that... whats the catch... and how much is it going to cost..... O_o Speaking generally of course here.
damn all these ex's raking up what they shouldn't LOL
LMAO!
Oh God - I can't stop laughing...was he possessed or something, by a higher authority?
So much going on in my life right now, so many changes and even more dilemmas. It can be a little overwhelming at times *sighs*.
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ach. If anyone can do it, you can @};-
Awww, thanks dear :D
♥ I know the feeling well my dear friend. You got my number. Any time.
♥ ♥ ♥
You take care of you, hunnie. I am always around if you need an ear. And I got other things taken care of as well. xoxo
*hugs*
I'm there for ya babe!
Just take itmone day at a time x
Girl, Do you need to use my bat? Its handy I can send it to you , it will solve problems fast. and cost you nothing.
when you feel down and want to get things off your mind just google "why is my"
Friends over for drinks then going to a small party and fireworks at midnight. Looking forward to the New Year with family, Pinja and friends :) I wish the best to all of my VR family, love you guys ♥
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Love you too J! Thanks for everything. You rock my socks. Happy New Year!
Awwwww, wuvs you too Christine :D
Have a wonderful time tonight!
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chrysanthemia
05:22 Jan 29 2011
Holy fuck, so much stuff! Did she try to make excuses? That would have been entertaining!
Fucking thieves.
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
05:26 Jan 29 2011
HOLY wow woman! I can't even imagine what I'd do. Don't let her back in your house. For anything.
MooniePie
05:37 Jan 29 2011
I am so sorry, hunnie. xoxoxox
PandorasBx
05:39 Jan 29 2011
I didn't give her a chance to comment really she just said ok, heh, and I hung up. She was caught red handed. Bet she lies about it to her friend. The worse part is that she still has my new vacuum cleaner and a key to my house.
chrysanthemia
05:46 Jan 29 2011
Change your locks!
PandorasBx
05:55 Jan 29 2011
I am tomorrow. And I just found some of my panties too!!! That's fucked up...
ProjectAlice
06:22 Jan 29 2011
That really sucks, i'm so sorry!
xXTroublexX
06:23 Jan 29 2011
People are shady.
xxKontradictionxx
06:28 Jan 29 2011
wow, fuck her and goodlike.
sorry hunny; change those locks please!
Mystic
07:39 Jan 29 2011
wow -- panties --- I just .... I don't know what to say to that. I am so sorry -- with friends like that who the hell needs enemies.
Selkie
11:13 Jan 29 2011
oh thats just f**ked up
~.~
Oceanne
12:46 Jan 29 2011
Damn.Im sorry to hear your friend of 20 years took your stuff.That would really suck.
Vampirewitch39
14:20 Jan 29 2011
Wow. Sorry, but not sorry, you found out this way. Better to know now. And did she think you would never miss the stuff?
Deity
16:43 Jan 29 2011
People never cease to amaze me. :(
ladySnowStrixx
20:27 Jan 29 2011
what in the hell is she doing with all your stuff ? selling it or is she a Kleptomaniac ? and If it was me i,d have her ass arrested you have no idea what else she has like bank statements with bank numbers on them cards with your name on them . you need to check everything.