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Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter?



A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.



The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'



The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'



'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the Greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

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Manda
03:12 Dec 09 2008

OMG! ROFL

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Stikki
03:19 Dec 09 2008

See...that's totally something I would say. I can't wait to be a door greeter at Wally World :P

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Elemental
03:44 Dec 09 2008

Spouts water through nose......hey....that was funny........lol

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ShatteredAngel
06:25 Dec 09 2008

Wow! That is great.

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Sinora
11:56 Dec 09 2008

Lmao

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artemka
16:37 Dec 09 2008

hahahahahaha



that was great

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LordVlkodlak
02:43 Dec 10 2008

Welcome to Wal-Mart



Get your crap



And get out!

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moonkissed
21:07 Dec 10 2008

LOL! i worked for two years as a door greeter for a store called Fred Meyer in Portland, Oregon. i don't know how many times i saw that stuff.

really a person does have to be diplomatic with so many people accusing them of setting off the alarm themselves.

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meeper
02:23 Dec 11 2008

That's too funny!

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Theban
19:31 May 07 2009

Very good : )

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Thank you so much this means a great deal to me.

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moonkissed
15:51 Dec 06 2008

he is very nice, from what i have seen so far.

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Thanks my friend this is beautiful and very appreciated.

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xONYXCRUISERx
01:02 Dec 02 2008

Some people of True Talents are here, to be sure, and part of the Grand Adventure of all this, is to be privileged enough to view and appreciate.



Ade XX

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xxEmaeraldxx
02:00 Dec 02 2008

You forgot to say, and "smart" too :)

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Nightgame
02:13 Dec 02 2008

Good point Em and so very true :)

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