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Ohhh, we're twinning xD
Looks gorgeous on ya♡

oooo dayum woman! I thought I loved the blonde. Oh my! The blue wootwoot! lovelovelove it 💖

Are you a genie?

LMAO!

Seeing as how I can't run amok in Wal-Mart with you anymore, we must run amok on here! LOL!

A Genie? I'll never tell.

And I know! I miss our walmart days.

I'm a genie in a bottle......You gotta ask me the right way.....

Ooh! I know that answer!

LMFAO!

AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!

omg what did I just start

Nothing. This is the norm for us!

AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK

-heads for the candy aisle-

This is SPARTA

GIVE ME CANDY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

*licks payne*

O.O

sorry feeling random

Raised eyebrow....

RUNS TO THE TOY AISLE! Grabs a toy sword. En-garde!!!!!

-screeches and runs-

Oh good god

Hops on one of the electric carts and chases after you with sword in hand..... humming the theme to Bonanza!

That's it!

-grabs a pool noodle and gets ready to pounce-

In the words of Prince Arthur on Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail..... RUN AWAY!

Your noodle is bigger than my sword! LMFAO!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Might be what HE said too!

Bahahaha

-Starts chunking Moonie Pies like ninja stars in every direction-

Ahhhh! Runs for the nerf gun aisle!

-eats a moon(ie)pie-

You can't do that in public!

That's what Wal-Mart said too!

Ohhhhh lawdy lawdy.