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Co-worker..."My boyfriend and I finally got a puppy!"...

Me..."Oh that's great...nothing like a pup..."...

Co-worker..."Yeah it's so cute!"...

Me..."They're so much fun when they're little, they're like your baby..."...

Co-worker..."Oh definitely my little baby!"...

Me..."Guess you don't need to have a baby with your boyfriend now that you have a fur baby..."...

Co-worker..."Oh no, we are still going to have babies, we're just waiting until he matures more..."...

Me..."Yeah, your boyfriend is a little immature..."

Co-worker..."I'm talking about the puppy!"...

Me..."Oh...yeah...of course..."...

Co-worker...~Walks away~...

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Morrigon
04:31 Aug 28 2023

I thought that's what she meant too 🤣

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John666
09:17 Aug 28 2023

Yea I also thought the same…

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Vampirewitch39
23:58 Aug 28 2023

Me three. Why wait for the pup to grown? In a year it will be fully grown, time to get that kid making on track.

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Memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were...

She would get her older brothers...Phil and Rex...to hold me down and then try to force feed me fists of mowed grass...haha hahaha...good times...

So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were...

I order hot wings and told I can pick them up in 45 minutes...if sooner they will call and let me know...

5 minutes pass...

The phone rings and I'm certain they are calling with a hot wing sooner update...so...I answer...

Me..."Hello?"

Them..."This is Judy from Festive Health"...

Me..."Who is this?!"...

Them..."This is Judy from Festive Health"...

Me..."I thought you were going to be the hot wing people saying I can pick my order up sooner.,"...

Them..."No, this is Judy from Festive Health"...

I hang up...

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Slayer555
01:57 Aug 04 2023

that's annoying,
for sure.

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