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"If you want to fuck with the eagles you ought to learn to fly."



Why do people insist on acting like petulant children?



I like sitting back and watching things go by, it makes me calm and when I am calm the world is calmer.



Here's the thing- you can threaten me now, I will ignore you. But later, when you have long forgotten about me, your life will start falling apart. I will be there, with my puppet strings merrily singing a song.

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Theban
09:07 Aug 05 2009

Lol, I like this....puppet master!

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At the moment:

My life path, a critical stop, rushing towards me.



The path behind jagged, twisted, soaked with blood and tears.

The right feels familiar but a slight bend prevents seeing beyond a few years. Comfortable. Alone. A guilded life.

To the left a disorienting misty fog. A voice (my own?) singing clarity, acceptance, forgivness, truth and stregnth.



How do I choose? What if I'm wrong? Am I destroying my view of reality? Does the whispering fog speak the truth? In making the sacrafice of freedom, surrending a piece of myself and my will can my soul find what it seeks?



If choose comfortable will I ever feel at peace? Why is there no other option but left or right? Is it so selfish to want a combination of both?

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Theban
08:57 Aug 04 2009

You are not aware of YOUR middle ^^

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A man has a credit card with a $5000 limit. He spends $500 a month on his card and makes a minimum payment of $50 each month. 10 months later he gets pissed and calls in because he is trying to make a $2000 purchase and it wont go through. He doesn't get the math.



Spend $500 a month, pay off $50 a month. End of the month you owe $450 dollars



Month Two: Still owe $450 from last month, spend another $500 and make a payment for $50 at the end of the month you owe $900.



Month Three: Still owe $900 from last month, spend another $500 and make a payment for $50 at the end of the month you owe $1350.



When you spend more than you pay your balance goes UP and eventually you are going to hit your credit limit. This is third grade math.

A couple went into the bank and opened a checking account. They signed all the paperwork and left the bank with a new check book. They went out and purchased a new car, a TV, a stereo, clothes and a whole bunch of other stuff.



All was going well until the bank called them to find out what was going on because all the checks were bouncing.



The wife got belligerent because she was given a check book and she can "buy whatever I want and spend as much as I want as long as I have checks left". WHAT THE HELL?

A man took out a mortgage to buy a house. It was a 30 year loan. EVERY month for 10 YEARS he has made a payment. Then one month something happened and his statement was sent to him but never made it to his house. He calls and gets PISSED at the mortgage company because "how can he pay a bill if he never got one".



COMMON SENSE! You know you have a house payment every month, yes it is nice to receive a statement but the mortgage company is NOT obligated to send one to you they do it out of courtesy. Regardless of whether or not you get the statement you KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR HOUSE. Really, come on now!

A woman has a credit card with a $500 credit limit, she KNOWS the limit is $500. She was given all sorts of pamphlets when the card arrived in the mail which detalied everything she could ever want to know about how her cards works. She promptly and unmeritoriously threw away the pamphlets without a backward glance.



She decides she wants $500 in cash so she goes to an ATM and withdrawals $500. Knowing full well she just took out her WHOLE credit limit in cash just for fun she tries it again and she get another $500. Feeling very greedy at this point she tries one more time and lo and behold she get another $500.



Two weeks later when she gets her bill and calls her credit card company pissing and moaning because she has an over limit fee and her required minimum payment is a total of $1080: $50 Normal Minimum payment, $30 Over limit Fee and $1000 the amount she is OVER her $500 Limit.



Seriously lady DEAL WITH IT! After all of this drama she made it clear she NEVER wanted to be able to go over her limit again. FINE.



She called in 3 months later ptiching a fit because she was at Walmart trying to buy $23.09 worth of stuff and she only had $23.07 available to spend on her card. The purchase was declined.



SUCK IT UP!

I went to get my teeth cleaned and I was asked what flavor gloves I wanted them to use.



WTF? I did have a split second where I wanted to request O Neg flavoring but kept the little thought to myself.



Brace yourself for your next dental visit. Be prepared to pick your glove flavor: cherry, grape, latex or nirtle.

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Nedra
01:42 Aug 04 2009

What will they think of next........ lol

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martin
07:02 Aug 04 2009

WOW, the comparison I want to make would probably be more tasteless than the gloves so I'll stick with WOW

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Theban
08:43 Aug 04 2009

Ummm... cherry sounds nice.

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I never took Driver's Ed. The state I lived in when I was 16 didn't require it. I was in an accident 18 hours after gettting my license---



Even without driver's ed I do know one basic truth of driving that seems to be a mystery to many people on the road.



Before you start juding, keep in mind I commute 73 miles a day. 97% of that commute is Interstate (Highway) driving. The drive can take me 28 min each way or over two hours depending on what my fellow drivers have been doing.



The RIGHT lane is for driving. Drive in the right lane. While driving if the car in front looks like its getting too close-

LOOK to see if there is a car in the LEFT lane (yes this is going to require ACTUAL head movement not just mirror checking), make an attempt at using a turn signal even if it's just for a brief moment and move over to the LEFT lane



LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING



Pass the slower vehicle then get back in the RIGHT line to keep driving.



Here's the thing. If the speed limit is 70 mph, going 70 or 75 r 80 does not automatically stake a claim for driving in the "Fast Lane".



If someone is driving in the LEFT lane and the person behind them is high beaming or playing nascar it means "GET THE HELL OVER IN THE OTHER LANE".



I am not an advocate of high beaming and VERY seldomly do I play nascar BUT I see it all the time. Some people are just assholes. Its the way the world works. Believe it or not if you attempt to kill the asshole you are most likley going to end up as roadkill and the asshole will still continue to drive so just MOVE over.





Please help me reduce my commute time and share this info with others. :)