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I hate it when i order a effen and tonic and i get served a absolut and tonic.



Its like ordering a shot of patron and getting a shot of cuervo. yuck.



When I asked the bartender about it he said he told the server they were out of effen and to go ahead and substitue because it wouldnt matter.



i hate it when some 21 year old kid who couldnt tell the difference between vodka and gasoline pretends he knows what the hell he's talking about. Go the hell damn back to your frat house and jungle juice buddy.



(And no not all 21 year olds are kids- this one was particulary stupid.)

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Theban
13:40 Sep 02 2010

In my country the bartender would state that he had run out and would offer a substitute....so not only was this bloke ignorant he was dam right rude as well!

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I hate it when I accidently text the wrong person. I know 8 women who have the same first name, spelled the same way.



Genius that I am I sent a text to one of them intending it to go to a different person. Sigh. Of course, I had to send a text to the hateful one. Oh the drama I dont want to deal with.



I almost wish there was some capping system, each name has a finite number of times it can be registered with the Social Security Number issuers so once the magic number has been hit no one can name their child that name for oh, say 50 years.

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Bellanova333
05:06 Aug 25 2010

perhaps assigning them a nickname or number would help???

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Theban
00:11 Aug 30 2010

Yeah a nickname is the way to go!

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Why in G-ds name would you encourage your small child to come up and pet a LARGE dog, or in this case WOLF on a leash?



We took the wolves, who are 1 year old now (see portfolio for pics) to Petsmart. They truly are beautiful amazing animals, but they are 100% wolf not husky just a mix of timber and artic wolf. Having a "pet" wolf is not like having a dog. Sure they have 4 feet, fur, teeth and they can kind of bark but they are still NOT a domesticated dog.



Obviously we would not take them out in public if they were a likley threat to people, Lily and Loki are well trained on a leash. Even so any dog who is not use to small children who gets its ears pulled or screached at likley will NOT react well.



So parents PLEASE if your child sees an animal and wants to pet it, use some common sense, ask the owner if its ok FIRST. We have the wolves get down on their tummy and then we kneel next to them before anyone touches them. Its the signal to the animal that their Alpha is there and is telling them to be submissive. AND some dogs are just not friendly towards people they dont know.



Then, and only then, GO WITH YOUR CHILD.

To a large dog a small child is "snack sized" and you never know whether the animal has been socialized with children!!

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PandorasBx
19:30 Aug 21 2010

Some parents just don't get it *shakes head*.

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LokiMinion
21:32 Aug 21 2010

I KNOW! The one person who did ask first, which I really appreciated, the got pissed when I told her, very nicely they were not use to such small children and it was probably not a good idea.



Her child was about 2 and half maybe 3. I'm sorry I dont know many kids that age that grasp the concept of softly petting, they lack the fine motor control. We've never had a problem with the wolves but we havent put our selves in any dangerous positions.



Hell, I wont even let them sleep in my bed. They dont wander around the house at night either. I love them and WANT to snuggle with them but for goodness sake they have a pack mentality, I'm sure as hell not going to give them a reason to challenge my status as Alpha.

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Its a community center with prayer rooms not a mosque. And so the F--- what if it is a mosque. Yes, that is new yorker in me.



I love how the majority of people pissing and moaning the loudest are people who dont even freakin live in NYC and who have never been to ground zero anyway.



I would like to point out that in NYC 2 blocks is not like missouri or or nebraska or nevada or even philly or DC where you can actually see for a distance. I can almost guarnatee that if you were standing at ground zero you would not be able to see said community center, if memory serves you might be able to see a strip club though.



I'm going to guess if this community center goes forward with plans it will be vandalized and it will be vandalized by some idiot redneck who is from out of state.



Oh, and by the way there is a mini-mosque/prayer room in the pentagon not so far from where the plane hit. Anyone bitching about that? Nope, i didnt think so.

Today at work a "customer" called me satans mistress. Without thinking about it I said "Thank you".



oops.



Yes people, your tax dollars are hard at work, paying me a salary to deal with our fellow citizens.



Here's a little tip, government workers dont get paid that much so a teeny tiny bit of kindness, nay decency, is really all it takes to make us remember you. Being an ass will get you no where. Being a squeaky wheel will get you lost in a mass of red tape.



Trust me when I say, if I hear your name and think "GFD that bastard annoys the piss out of me" I can guarantee you I'm going to be in no hurry to try to work your case and I will most certinaly NOT make any extra effort to get you a decision that you want.



Hmmm. Maybe if I stop being such a bitch to the people at verizon they will give me free stuff. Thought to ponder.

A moment of mouring for my Mazda 3s.

It's dead, really really dead. Its squashed beyond all repairs, or at least beyond repairs my insurance company will make.



Its a sad cruel world. And the damn rental Ford Fusion they gave me just doesnt cut it. Forgot I was driving a freakin box on wheels and almost flew off the on ramp.



Must. Get. New. Mazda.

So I was off VR for a while, well a long while like 9 months. In the interim I was kicked out of my coven. Sadness. But I get it, I wasnt here and wasnt participating so thats what happens.



Finally I log back in and with in a few min was forcibly inducted into a coven ive never heard of primarily because it wasnt in existance when I left...ok thats fine. whateve. Except that how do I put this appropriately...



I think i was inducted pretty much cause I was fair game- no thought or rhyme or reason was put into it I doubt my profile was even viewed before someone clicked a button. I say I think because despite numerous messages... crickets.



Heres my issue while Im sure this coven has merit and the people involved are fine people, as Im reading through the coven forum I keep thinking to myself "Seriously?"



Im over the age of 25, Im a fairly down to earth and reasonable person and while I certainly respect every individuals right to believe what he or she wants to believe I find it difficult to participate in a group where I have nothing positive to contribute.



Dear lord I sound like a drama causer- thats not my intention. And im being pretty vague because while I may not agree with everything Im still trying to play well with others and follow the "coven business stays in the coven"



I guess Ill consider this time in purgatory, to mull over the consequences of dropping off the VR face of the planet to attend to offline life for an extended period.



If any one wants to absolve me of my transgressions and rescue me Id appreciate it.

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WildChild
03:09 Aug 20 2010

Generally speaking if you ask to be traded 90% of the covens will. Now there is the other 10% that are just stupid self centered no life having fucktards. Good luck.

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Kaine
16:07 Aug 20 2010

If it bothers you so much why not take it up with the CM I'm sure hes reasonable

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Buddy, you can use all the Harley stickers, skull decals, painted flames and demonic looking seat covers you want but you're STILL DRIVING A MINI VAN.



Be bad ass all you want but at the end of the day, like every other driver in this retarded state, when someone passes you and leaves less than 50 yards between you and their bumper you get all pissy.



Oh and ma'ma you might want to consider that flipping people off, sitcking your head out the window and yelling curse words at other drivers is really NOT What Jesus Would Do. If youre gonna put a WWJD sitcker or that Jesus fish on your car it makes you look like an ass when you behave like a heathen.

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Theban
23:48 Aug 18 2010

Lol

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Every time I see the word vampyre it makes me roll my eyes and groan to myself. I realize this is an unpopular opinion. It gives me flashbacks to velvet couches, drawing intracate images on walls with Tide laundry soap in hopes that when black light hits it the "message" will be revealed.



How many people over the age of, say 20, who claim to be counselors or warriors or priests have ever actually read the ENTIRE Psychic Vampire Codex and not just the snipets that have been reprinted on the internet?



Im feeling particularly old today. Maybe I'll sit down and watch "Vampires in the Twilight". All hail the Bose entertainment system for playing DVDs from all Regions. And no, this movie has nothing to do with edward.



I dont sparkle. I dont have fangs. I dont have an ideological opposition to the letter I. If you saw me on the street you wouldnt take a second look. Thats the way it should be.

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Bijou
03:52 Aug 16 2010

I feel ya on this one..I am so tired of these wanna be teenagers and 20 somethings who think just because the read vampirism for dummy's they are some leader of a vampire group or they know everything about the lifestyle...I myself don't know much about it, I just read the fiction and watch the movies...except twilight I believe this has ruined vampires.

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LokiMinion
04:00 Aug 18 2010

I don't hate Twilight, I'm not a fan of it either. Its poorly written, but even Stephenie Meyer admits she's "not a writer".



I've read all the books, I figure if I'm going to complain and piss and moan about it I should at least know what the hell I'm talking about. :)



Every few years a new author comes out with his/her take on what a vampire is and how they survive. Give it 6 or 7 years and I'm sure someone will decide vampires are from a planet far far away and a small group of them crash landed here and while on Earth they can only survive on human blood.

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After several month absence, it feels nice to log back in. I needed some perspective and I think I got it...I hope.