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The Hormone Guide for women
22:46 Jul 22 2008
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Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine .

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...

and men who need a warning.



And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!

Different magic points
08:14 Jul 20 2008
Times Read: 563




White magic= Used for good purposes. Healing , love, joyful moments. Allowing the universe to bring you to speed with what you are wanting. White magic is used in Wicca.



Grey magic= Night people magic. People who are affected by the moon and feel white is too fluff and black is to dark. Use it for usual protective nature, to if white is to light for the need. Good people more balanced than most. Grey magic is used in pagan groups of night.



Black magic= people who may do harmful spells to get their way. People who use if for their own purpose and gain it. These people use magic for getting what they want and using their will power in it. Black magic is used in psychic vampire groups or satanic groups

wealth of numminess
15:53 Jul 14 2008
Times Read: 565

http://www.thedarkillusion.com



a good website with a wealth of yummy the darker side of paganisim

A saying
17:01 Jul 04 2008
Times Read: 566

Love and magic have a great deal in common



They enrich the soul



Delight the heart



And they both take practice