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20:23 Oct 26 2010
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09:22 Oct 25 2010
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I came across this on a freebies site earlier. Who doesn't like freebies ?











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15:21 Oct 19 2010
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some more Harley Graphics

14:58 Oct 19 2010
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Just some cool Harley Davidson Graphics

14:30 Oct 19 2010
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California Motorcycles Get "Muffled"

Last week, California Governor (and motorcyclist) Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law the Motorcycle Anti-Tampering Act (SB 435), originally introduced by state Sen. Fran Pavley (D-Santa Monica). What does this bill mean to bikers in California? It means that all motorcycles produced after January 2013 will be required to have a visible EPA stamp that ensures the exhaust is clean burning and doesn’t exceed a noise level of 80 decibels (which is roughly as loud as a vacuum cleaner). For those bikes not displaying the stamp, fines of $100 for the first infraction and $250 for subsequent violations will be imposed.





Well now, that is pretty quiet. I don't know I grew up with bike's and I don't ever remember them being that quiet. Those are some pretty hefty fines though.

18:09 Oct 18 2010
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Marriage



If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

And never say it's not quite as good as his mother's







..then adopt a dog.



If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

For as long and wherever you want ...



.then adopt a dog.



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

About football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies



..then adopt a dog.



If you want someo ne who is content to get on your bed just to

Warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores



..then adopt a dog !



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

If you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

Every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves

You unconditionally, perpetually ..



..then adopt a dog.



BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come

When you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair

All over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only

Comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence

Is solely to ensure his happiness .,

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..then adopt a cat!



Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say.. Marry a man, didn't you?

Here is your Sign
03:24 Oct 17 2010
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a

Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'



The next day someone stole it!



They walk amongst us!

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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”



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One day I was walking down the beach with

Some friends when someone shouted.....

'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'



They walk among us!



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While looking at a house, my brother asked the

Estate agent which direction was north because

He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east

And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,

'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'



They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

when we overheard an admin girl talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said

she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned

because the car was moving'.



They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

which is designed to cut through a seat belt

if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.





They Walk Among Us!

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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip

out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear

remain the same distance apart no

matter which way the head is turned...



They Walk Among Us !

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry

because she was a trained professional and

said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,

'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

(I work with professionals like this.)



They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

enough to eat 6 pieces.



They Walk Among Us!

And last, but not least:



Dumb as a box of Rocks

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS,TRUE STORY:



A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.



'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'



'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'



'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.



Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''



Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'







Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote and their vote equals ours and they also reproduce!



Traffic Camera

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..



You can't fix stupid.

07:33 Oct 14 2010
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I went out with the girls tonight to the most unlikly place... We went to the







Techno Country Hip Hop you name it...



23 year old girls getting Low ~ Down ~Grinding on Ole men and 50 year old women chasing down the Lil Country Boys.



We had a few Long Island Tea's and smoked up a bit... and just watched people.. they had a bike race around the dancefloor on little kid bikes and they had a beer pong game...







Sexy women walking around in Referee uniforms carrying jello shots and test tub shooters on a drink tray lit up with glow sticks.



I had a lot of fun, maybe next time I can get the oleman to go with me.

22:51 Oct 11 2010
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We had a great weekend. Started out bad but it got better. We went camping with his brother and his nephews and their mom and two friends.



We went way up in the mountains along the Appalachain trail. The views were breath taking.



We left the house really early went and met up with them and then headed out. We start going up the mountain road, now mind you there are not places to turn around once you start up there and the roads wind and turn all the way up the mountain. We start to head up and ran over something in the road and blew the back tire out. Being we just started on the road he backed up and went out to see what the damage was. Tire is flat as a pancake and we are exactly on level ground. so he backs up into some ones drives to he could change the tire....so he gets the stuff out to change the tire but he doesnt have the pump handle for the jack.. we call his brother and he comes back down to he help..... finally get the truck jacked up and the tire off.... he goes to get the spare off the back of the truck.. and it doesn't fit... so they decide to go into town to try and find another tire.... at this point its really getting warm out and i stayed with the truck.... it took forever... they finally come back with a tire but cant get it on because the jack isnt lifting the truck high enough... so he has to let all the air out of the new tire he finally gets it on.... we refilll the air and head up the mountain.



The road twists and turns... you can look over and see the road way down below and it continues to wind up the mountain. just when we think we are almost to the top.... we start climbing again. we finally get up there and the view off the top of the mountain is just beautiful.



We get the tents set and we had my dog with us and he was just loving running around in the up gather some sticks to get the fire started we go and start wandering around the sites, i had brought Koda with us, my husky and he was just loving it. His brother convinces me to go for a hike with him... says there is no climbing and its all flat... because at this point I am exhausted. So we go for the hike get to the end where the bridge is, mind you its a 200 walk down the steps.... I decided to walk down it and take my time coming back up plus I had koda with me and helps.. SO i get to the bridge and its this narrow bridge over a 100 ft drop. I take one look and decided I was not crossing it as I am afraid of heights.

this is the foot bridge







this is Laurel Falls







We get back to the camp site and get the fire started... in the mean time the boys are playing in the creek and the oldest Brennen decided to cover himself in mud from head to toe... we kept telling him he is going to have to jump in the creek to wash it off... but he continues to plaster the paint on....



Shawn goes down to the creek to force wash him, you would have thought he was killing him as he was screaming so loud lol.



We get the dinner cooked and are just relaxing around the fire drinking a few beers and some margaritas. Told few ghost stories it was soo much fun....



I really enjoyed myself thank you dear. *kiss* I love you.

16:30 Oct 06 2010
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annoyance
13:37 Oct 06 2010
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So my Father call my cell phone sometime yesterday. I didn't hear it ring because I was or finally able to sleep and I slept almost all day.



Now he doesn't leave a message, or a text message. And I have told him half a dozen times to call the house not my cell.



Now, mind you my Father NEVER calls me. And in the rare exception that he does actually call me, it is never good news. The last 3 times he has called me it was BAD. All three times were to tell me that there was a death in the family.



So I am sort of hesitant to want to call back. I keep telling him that he called more often just to say hello or shoot the shit I wouldn't get all paranoid when he calls. Oh, well I will call him back some time today...

19:47 Oct 05 2010
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PSYCHOPATH TEST



Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.



A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.



A few days later she killed her sister.



Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? Give this some thought before you answer.



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Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.



If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.



This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer.



Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.



If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you...



If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy ass off my friends list.

19:42 Oct 05 2010
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a

Joint



When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!







What are you doing?'





The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'�





So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.



The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'



The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..



The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,





'Hey you!'



So the koala looked down at him and said,



'Fuuuuuuck, dude...

How much water did you drink!?

19:21 Oct 05 2010
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:



A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.



'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.



'No, I don't,' she replied.



'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'



She didn't crack a smile.



'Oh, well. I tried,'he thought.



But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.



'What's so funny?' he asked.



'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'



(Gotta watch those little old women! Their minds are always working!)

05:04 Oct 05 2010
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I was just watching the news and it was very sad. There is a county here in TN that has a additional 75 fee for fire protection... A family called the fire department when an fire broke out in their home....the local FD did not respond because the fine was not paid and their home burned to the ground as they watched in horror... I found this to be very sad... to lose everything you own over a 75 fee. I thought there was volunteer fire departments every where. I guess not.

10:46 Oct 04 2010
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Another aspect of being considerate is taking the time to make sure that you say what you mean. It is easy to let misunderstandings borne of politeness slide by in the moment, only to watch them grow into something we never intended. When we take the time feel the truth of our words before we share them, we honor ourselves and others with heartfelt honesty. In doing this, we can be truthful without being impolite, and express ourselves gently when we need to share something potentially sensitive. By consciously filtering your thoughts through your heart and mind before sharing them out loud today, you make every communication sincere

12:47 Oct 03 2010
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It's my favorite time of the year. I love the changing of the leaves and the smell of smoke from her fireplaces as the nights are now getting cooler. The geese fly over top heading for a warmer climate.



So for all matters I should be happy. I spent 3 weeks in NY and it was great. It was nice to get out and spend time with friends, do fun things with my son and visit with family.



But there just seems to be this dark cloud over head. And I don't know what it is. My sleep is so backwards. And I just feel like crap majority of the time. I don't find enjoyment in things I liked to do. Something needs to change, I just wish I knew what that something is.

13:20 Oct 01 2010
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Never fear the darkness deep within your soul;

For within light and shadows the spirit is made whole.