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21:34 Sep 30 2012
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Ok, so I'm sitting here enjoying my hobby of reading news and watching political stuff and my mind fell on Long John Silver's Fish & Chips.....Darn, now I have to get dress and go on a little road trip.



To answer a question asked earlier in msg, "NO" I don't watch the NFL unless it's the Super Bowl (for the ads)....I'm all about the LFL baby! ;)


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16:42 Sep 30 2012
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Advocates for people who engage in rough but consensual sex say they fear an abuse case unfolding in Missouri ultimately could criminalize their lifestyle.



http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mo-abuse-case-poses-question-consent-crime-17359865#.UGhmea6rGOc


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01:25 Sep 30 2012
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Well as far as the state of the economy is concerned, I feel that ...I feel...I....



What was the question again?



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DonkeyPunch
DonkeyPunch
01:29 Sep 30 2012

I have no idea what the question is.



But I believe the answer you are looking for is 'BOOBIES !'




LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
01:31 Sep 30 2012

Ahhh....You know me well. I'll except that answer.





Isis101
Isis101
02:20 Sep 30 2012

Please remove the hidden camera from my bedroom, sir.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
03:18 Sep 30 2012

Now Isis...you know that camera wasn't "hidden". LOL!





 

01:17 Sep 30 2012
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Women ARE better at giving directions..or at least I'd rather ask women that is.



Excuse me ma'am, which way to Bakerland?





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00:06 Sep 30 2012
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Wow! Some profiles just crack me up..I can't help it! LMFAO!!!


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DarkMuse
DarkMuse
00:20 Sep 30 2012

Yes, those dark, twisted crazies, what the hell

are they thinkin'...LMAO!!





DonkeyPunch
DonkeyPunch
00:44 Sep 30 2012

Got to admit it makes VR a brighter place ... what would we do without them ? LMAO !!



LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
00:48 Sep 30 2012

Hey, it's what keeps me coming back.....well that and perving pics of Boobies, but I can always get that from FetLife too. :D





supernova
supernova
20:12 Sep 30 2012

Fetlife is awesum:)





 

23:52 Sep 29 2012
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In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.





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I SEE YOU!!





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DarkMuse
DarkMuse
00:20 Sep 30 2012

You're a funny man...lol





Isis101
Isis101
02:21 Sep 30 2012

LOL!





 

22:56 Sep 29 2012
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Now I've heard of Bruce Lee's 1 inch Punch...









I've seen the movie Sucker Punch....







But What In The Holly Hell Is A.....



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DonkeyPunch
DonkeyPunch
23:06 Sep 29 2012

Pleased to make your aquaintance !!!



LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
23:08 Sep 29 2012

WTF??? LMAO!!!!





 

16:31 Sep 29 2012
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Wow!...Where does Kinky stop and Nasty begins? ijs


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supernova
supernova
18:01 Sep 29 2012

Lmao!!! I have a lot of kink for your nasty bug daddy:P





supernova
supernova
18:02 Sep 29 2012

See this is your fault . Big Daddy I meant. Got me squirming thinking about you:P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:38 Sep 29 2012

LOL! Too sexy! I'm going to have to put my order in at that lab where they clone women like you. ;)





 

23:01 Sep 28 2012
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BBBBOOOOOBBBBIIIIEEESSSS Are Magical!!!!!!





"I'm Lord MOGY and I endorse this message"


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bloodlustingrose
bloodlustingrose
23:09 Sep 28 2012

You're insane. But that's just what I needed. A little insanity.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
23:19 Sep 28 2012

Yup! :)





supernova
supernova
23:25 Sep 28 2012

LOL...great for manwhich slides:P





Isis101
Isis101
03:44 Sep 29 2012

When I first glanced at this, I thought that it said

BBBAAARRRBBBEEECCCUEBOOBIES.

I was like - what a fuckin' cannibal.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
04:03 Sep 29 2012

Oh I see what's on your mind.... LOL!





 

21:58 Sep 28 2012
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Such a cutie....But bleach what??? O.O






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21:51 Sep 28 2012
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So you want to drop by for drinks? Right Now? Ummm, well not Right Now. Something just came up. See, what had happened was....



LOL!








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21:46 Sep 28 2012
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I thought I posted this one before, but I can't find it. It reminds me of dealing with a cable company employee....LMFAO!!!!






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19:11 Sep 28 2012
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17:55 Sep 28 2012
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Spa Maintenance...So my pool/spa heater has been on the blink all Summer. It's been so hot that I really haven't needed to heat up the spa and I never heat the pool. So anyways, the equipment was blowing air, but the heater never engaged. A quote from a service guy said it would cost $1,000.00 just to look at it. WTF? So anyway knowing that you can pretty much find how to fix stuff or what part(s) you will need to order by searching the internet I decided to once again schedule a DIYS Project. I removed the panels (2 minutes) from the equipment and used compressed air that I clean my laptop keyboard with to remove dust from around the electrical leads (30 seconds). Heater works now. Job complete. LMAO!!!


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XbluesandX
XbluesandX
00:36 Sep 30 2012

It must have been a male heater...all it needed was a blow job.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
00:41 Sep 30 2012

LMFAO!!!!! Now That's A Good One....."That's what he said..." hahahhahaha





 

22:32 Sep 27 2012
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. When there are no more fish to be found, watch your back." ~ Lord MOGY


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xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
22:49 Sep 27 2012

You would twist your neck doing that!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
22:58 Sep 27 2012

LoL....Not if you carried a mirror. ;)





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
23:01 Sep 27 2012

Wait, that would still be difficult....LOL!





supernova
supernova
06:39 Sep 28 2012

I'd rather massage ur back:P maybe wash it for u in the shower:P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
07:07 Sep 28 2012

So how soon can you be here? ;)





 

04:12 Sep 26 2012
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Time to go kill some virtual bad guys....


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03:29 Sep 26 2012
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Gamer Fun! LMAO!!!






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03:15 Sep 26 2012
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It's a night to grill burgers... Yum!


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20:38 Sep 25 2012
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My Penis Story...Sorry for the long length ;)



There has always been a debate about the pros/cons of male circumcision. I’m not for it because I think it causes undue pain to a male infant and with good hygiene; there are good benefits for having foreskin. It can be a tough world for a glans (tip of the penis) -- there's abrasion from undergarments, cold winter weather and dry air. It's good to have a protection policy in place, and the foreskin provides that protection for the glans.



However, with my parents’ choice not to circumcise their son at birth and then my parents splitting up while I was a toddler and my mom taking custody, she was not really equipped (pardon the pun) to talk about living a life with a penis. In fact, she didn’t really address the issue until I hit puberty around 12 years of age. This was only due to a male who was concerned about a woman not really covering all the bases when attempting to raise two boys without a father or other male role model. So I remember the awkward call into the bathroom by my mom to address penis hygiene now that I was older, going through puberty and uncircumcised. Furthermore, the embarrassment of her request to let her see my male member at my age was a bit strange. Well the purpose was to show me the importance of pulling back the foreskin and properly cleaning. The problem this request uncovered was that she had FAILED to do it herself when I was much, much younger so the foreskin end point was small, but the glans was larger and I found it very painful to retract the foreskin over the head of my penis. So feeling badly, she once again turned to the advice of the male who then recommended that she have me rub it with olive oil daily until I could successfully retract over the glans.



Well the very next day while riding my bicycle, you know the ones with the center bar, yup I can see you know where this is heading (again..pardon the pun), well a young girl a little older than my age walking on the opposite side of the street had caught my pubescent attention resulting in my bicycle coming into contact with a fence after I had veered to the right a little, running up onto one neighbor’s lawn that did not have a fence and smacking into his neighbor’s property who DID have a fence. Well my bicycle wasn’t the only thing making contact with metal that day. The sudden stop sent me forward and I landed on the center bar.



Holly Hell did that hurt!!!



As I turned around in pain wondering if the cutie had seen my accident, I noticed through the tears welling up in my eyes that she was no longer smiling at me, but laughing. Life was very cruel that day.

So as I limped (wink wink...pun) two houses down to my home, I went into the bathroom to inspect the damage. I then gathered myself together, went to my mom and reported that there was no need for the olive oil, the problem had been rectified. So thanks to the cutie pie walking in the hood, she gave me head..ur, ummm, I mean the ability to see the head of my penis.



So fast forward 12 years into the future. I was home on leave from Japan and reconnecting with my wife. Her not being on birth control, I buy some condoms because sex was on the menu and I was going to have my fill. Maybe I should have read the warning on the side of the box about the possibility of some being allergic to condoms containing spermicide. What was the outcome you might ask? Well, irritation so bad that I developed a very painful white patch which later developed into a tear in my frenulum . The frenulum, for those that do not know, is a piece of tissue that connects the foreskin to the glans. It looks (and functions somewhat) like the connective tissue beneath your tongue and the inner upper side of your top lip. Well after it healed with a hole now being visible, I went to a doctor and asked about the procedure to just disconnect the frenulum. After hearing the word “shot” and “no sex for two weeks” I left and felt it won’t be so bad to live with the hole. In fact, years later it is now a fad where some men are placing holes in it on purpose. The procedure is called a frenulum piercing. I even bought what is known as a frenum ring for mine since the hole was already there, however, I found no increase in pleasure with it.



Well over the years, however, it has been a minor annoyance that there was this thin piece of flash keeping my glans from being free and independent. So last night I took ice, a pair of cuticle scissors, alcohol, gauze, and band aids and successfully performed a self-operation disconnecting glans from foreskin with two snips of the frenulum. There was no pain, but there was a small amount of blood. I stopped the bleeding and made sure everything was done in a sanitary manner. I must say, it looks pretty damn good. A job well done!



I also read about other men doing this. One link I found funny and a bit disturbing can be found at the following link:



http://www.male-initiation.net/library/passages/greg.html



Well I hope you enjoyed my story. :)


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LadyAriadna
LadyAriadna
20:56 Sep 25 2012

Ewwwwwwww... Sorry, had to say that. The word penis makes me laugh.... And by the end of this i was practically wetting myself, because i'm immature. Lol!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
21:04 Sep 25 2012

LMAO!!!!





 

17:19 Sep 25 2012
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“To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.” ~ Nelson Mandela


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21:16 Sep 24 2012
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Yeah, it was that time of the day...








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19:19 Sep 24 2012
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Wow! Talk about being bitter at the choices one has made and job dissatisfaction... Jeesh!



http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/09/chevy-chase-says-doing-community-was-a-big-mistake/


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18:46 Sep 24 2012
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So I was reading the 60 Minutes transcript of their Campaign 2012: Obama vs. Romney interview and came across two new words I never used nor did I know the meaning of.



Maybe if I would have finished college I would have come across these two words during my required reading and while paying back my college loan at a high interest rate I would have thought how yet again it was all worth it in the long run.



But nooooo, I had to get pissed off at the demands my career was placing on me while I was attending college and make the decision to quit one and focus more on the other since my goal was early retirement and serenity vice stress until I'm 65. So I had to spend 10 seconds of my leisure living while enjoying one of my favorite hobbies that of reading to have to look them up on the internet.



Well Acrimonious and Demagogues, I now know the definition of you.



Learning is power...no matter how you accomplish it.


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15:47 Sep 24 2012
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My smile is always a bit larger on Monday Mornings....Why? Because I'm RETIRED!





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supernova
supernova
17:42 Sep 24 2012

I'll follow soon my friend:) very soon:) ...we will have a party on Mondays celebrating it:P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:01 Sep 24 2012

AWESOME!!!!!





 

01:19 Sep 24 2012
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One of the best quotes I've ever read...



"YOUR perception of me is not MY reality" ~ Unknown


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Isis101
Isis101
02:36 Sep 24 2012

I agree, and I like it!





supernova
supernova
11:22 Sep 24 2012

Now that...I absolutely love:):):) ....





 

21:10 Sep 23 2012
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So the hose attached to my pool sweeper was too long and kept getting hung up in the corner of the pool by the steps. I removed a few hoses and shortened the length and now it works great! It may not be banging the steps anymore, but it's hitting all the right spots in the pool. I guess size really does matter.


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supernova
supernova
21:57 Sep 23 2012

~giggles~ now that is priceless:P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
22:05 Sep 23 2012

;)





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
22:43 Sep 23 2012

Well, when it comes to hoses I suppose they have to fit the brush no matter what the size!





 

22:46 Sep 22 2012
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I will be going out tonight amongst the humans. I know times are hard for some so this is my way of giving back....By giving the paparazzi something to sell.


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Isis101
Isis101
22:51 Sep 22 2012

Giving back?

Send me a bottle of Patron and a Cuban cigar, dammit.





supernova
supernova
00:45 Sep 23 2012

I'll be the one taking all ur nude pics and u can bribe me to make um go away0.o





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
06:11 Sep 23 2012

Ha! I'll ask if you want to take more. I have no shame! LOL!





 

20:09 Sep 22 2012
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"OMG, Not Again!" LMFAO! My Kind Of Single Mom!






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05:40 Sep 22 2012
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LOL!!!






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CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
06:01 Sep 22 2012

LMAO !!!



 

19:32 Sep 20 2012
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Too Funny!!






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19:22 Sep 20 2012
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Having fully retired at age 42 and now living a life of leisure off the fruits of my labor, it's funny to see those that are 65 years and older enjoying doing whatever they want whenever they want and everyone just smiles at them and then when they see me doing the same they feel the strong desire to share THEIR feelings of MY lifestyle at my age.



Seriously? That's breath they could have saved for talking to themselves in the mirror about their own life choices.



Life is all about choices and you are responsible for your own. Even if someone was holding a gun to your head or the one you love to force you to make a choice...It would still be "YOUR" choice.



So 'NO', I don't believe in the saying "I had no choice" when clearly you did.


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19:06 Sep 20 2012
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Social Sites and the Internet brings me such entertainment.



I find it absolutely hilarious to read opinion pieces, points of views, advice, etc. etc., on topics where one thought is given and then a few searches later the complete opposite thought on that very topic is given and sometimes with the added statement that anyone that believes otherwise is wrong, stupid, ignorant, etc. etc., and can go "F*ck Themselves"..... LMFAO!!!!


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17:30 Sep 19 2012
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Being a lover & collector of pyramids and other egyptian collectables, I purchased this one on Monday from my sister's place of employment. Can you say DISCOUNT? $9.00 AWESOME!!!










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LordSeti
LordSeti
21:55 Sep 19 2012

Nice one. I collect them myself & I think I know the store. I've picked up statues, large scarab & sarcophagus there.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
23:02 Sep 19 2012

Awesome!





 

03:06 Sep 15 2012
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I have no complaints...It's been well over a year now and no drama or major life issues. Well when the roller coaster does go down I'll be sure to yell....Weeeeee!!!!!


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04:17 Sep 13 2012
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All I'm saying is if you treated it just right...It won't shrink...even in cold water. :)


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supernova
supernova
04:56 Sep 13 2012

I'll pre treat rinse and repeat:P





Isis101
Isis101
22:01 Sep 16 2012

Um...okay...

One does boil a hot dog, however.





 

02:26 Sep 13 2012
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Just chillaxing...Everyday...All day.



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CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
02:33 Sep 13 2012

Hope you have washed those feet ??



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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:35 Sep 13 2012

Why do you think I go swimming every night? LMAO!!!





CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
02:38 Sep 13 2012

You swim to wash your socks and they were still damp when the photo was taken ?



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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:41 Sep 13 2012

Hahaha....I don't think so....I skinny Dip! ;)





CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
02:43 Sep 13 2012

(you 'skinny' almost everything LOL !!!)



(and throw the socks in after ?)



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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:47 Sep 13 2012

I only wear socks for protective sex....





CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
02:49 Sep 13 2012

Don't they get soggy ?? ;)~



LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:52 Sep 13 2012

Depends on if I Donkey Punch or not....LMAO!!!!





CRYPTORCHID
CRYPTORCHID
02:55 Sep 13 2012

*Calls 'Time-out'*



... before I get into trouble with a comment on that ;)



Goodnight LM ... sweet dreams ... and CLEAN socks LOL !!




 

05:19 Sep 12 2012
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I've been playing video games and my thumbs are now numb. LOL!


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Lullaby
Lullaby
05:47 Sep 12 2012

Haha! That's been my goal for a few years now. I've had numb fingers once before, but it was really cold, so it doesn't count. :P





supernova
supernova
05:51 Sep 12 2012

2nd best kinda numb in my book:P





 

01:34 Sep 11 2012
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So True! LOL!!!



"If a guy wants to know the other side of a girl's personality, just brag about her to her best friend." ~ Unknown


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18:51 Sep 08 2012
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How do I Sustain my Contentment you ask? With an Attitude of Gratitude. I ♥ My Life!!! {:D


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18:26 Sep 06 2012
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"Excuse me while I go do whatever I want, whenever I want for as long as I want." ~ David Spade a.k.a. Russell


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Isis101
Isis101
21:17 Sep 06 2012

I'd like that on a t-shirt. Bold red letters on black!





 

16:46 Sep 06 2012
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When I pass away you are welcome to shed a tear, but I rather you laughed knowing for sure that I lived an AWESOME life! In fact, give each other high-fives and fist bumps because I did it my way and without shame or care for what other people think. I'm Lord MOGY Damn It!!! {:D



Death will be my next illusion.


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04:05 Sep 06 2012
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Yeah, It's Like That...



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Isis101
Isis101
05:36 Sep 06 2012

Not fair! When I was a kid, I begged my mom for Imperial Margarine, so I could get a crown like that!









And dammit...no matter how much margarine I never got a damn crown.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:45 Sep 06 2012

But you'll always be royalty in my eyes pretty lady. ;)





 

01:30 Sep 05 2012
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If I don't get you to laugh at least once per week....Check your pulse...You could be a zombie. :/



No offense to zombies...


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supernova
supernova
05:00 Sep 05 2012

Well you make me laugh triple that amount if not more so all is well wif me:P and more I might add:P





 

01:17 Sep 05 2012
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Tonight's dinner will be Lasagna Florentine....Microwaved to perfection. Yum!


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Isis101
Isis101
01:22 Sep 05 2012

Yum!

On those rare occasions when I feel like cooking, I can make a great lasagna.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
01:32 Sep 05 2012

Same here...Use to make it weekly from scratch when I lived in New Orleans, La. However, now that it's just me....Microwave it is. LOL!





 

07:57 Sep 04 2012
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Time for a swim then off to bed...


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supernova
supernova
08:01 Sep 04 2012

Ooooo...that's delicious:P





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
10:23 Sep 04 2012

w00t swimming!





Isis101
Isis101
05:28 Sep 06 2012

Aaaaagggrrrhhh...drowning.





 

15:44 Sep 03 2012
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I don't know about you, but when I wake up in the morning I always look out of my window to make sure the Zombie Apocalypse hadn't started while I was asleep. :)


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VRsZombie
VRsZombie
15:48 Sep 03 2012

It would absolutely suck to miss the beginning.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
15:50 Sep 03 2012

I know right!? :)





Isis101
Isis101
05:27 Sep 06 2012

Well, I've got dozens of zombies in my neck of the woods. You're welcome to them!





 

01:51 Sep 03 2012
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Who's the real one?



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Isis101
Isis101
03:00 Sep 03 2012

Um...let me guess...





tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
16:19 Sep 03 2012

LOL, Isis^^^



This is a trick question





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
16:21 Sep 03 2012

Ha Ha Ha..... :)








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