Ok, so I'm sitting here enjoying my hobby of reading news and watching political stuff and my mind fell on Long John Silver's Fish & Chips.....Darn, now I have to get dress and go on a little road trip.
To answer a question asked earlier in msg, "NO" I don't watch the NFL unless it's the Super Bowl (for the ads)....I'm all about the LFL baby! ;)
Advocates for people who engage in rough but consensual sex say they fear an abuse case unfolding in Missouri ultimately could criminalize their lifestyle.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mo-abuse-case-poses-question-consent-crime-17359865#.UGhmea6rGOc
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Ahhh....You know me well. I'll except that answer.
Please remove the hidden camera from my bedroom, sir.
Now Isis...you know that camera wasn't "hidden". LOL!
Wow! Some profiles just crack me up..I can't help it! LMFAO!!!
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Yes, those dark, twisted crazies, what the hell
are they thinkin'...LMAO!!
Hey, it's what keeps me coming back.....well that and perving pics of Boobies, but I can always get that from FetLife too. :D
Fetlife is awesum:)
Wow!...Where does Kinky stop and Nasty begins? ijs
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Lmao!!! I have a lot of kink for your nasty bug daddy:P
See this is your fault . Big Daddy I meant. Got me squirming thinking about you:P
LOL! Too sexy! I'm going to have to put my order in at that lab where they clone women like you. ;)
BBBBOOOOOBBBBIIIIEEESSSS Are Magical!!!!!!
"I'm Lord MOGY and I endorse this message"
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You're insane. But that's just what I needed. A little insanity.
Yup! :)
LOL...great for manwhich slides:P
When I first glanced at this, I thought that it said
BBBAAARRRBBBEEECCCUEBOOBIES.
I was like - what a fuckin' cannibal.
Oh I see what's on your mind.... LOL!
Spa Maintenance...So my pool/spa heater has been on the blink all Summer. It's been so hot that I really haven't needed to heat up the spa and I never heat the pool. So anyways, the equipment was blowing air, but the heater never engaged. A quote from a service guy said it would cost $1,000.00 just to look at it. WTF? So anyway knowing that you can pretty much find how to fix stuff or what part(s) you will need to order by searching the internet I decided to once again schedule a DIYS Project. I removed the panels (2 minutes) from the equipment and used compressed air that I clean my laptop keyboard with to remove dust from around the electrical leads (30 seconds). Heater works now. Job complete. LMAO!!!
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It must have been a male heater...all it needed was a blow job.
LMFAO!!!!! Now That's A Good One....."That's what he said..." hahahhahaha
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. When there are no more fish to be found, watch your back." ~ Lord MOGY
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You would twist your neck doing that!
LoL....Not if you carried a mirror. ;)
Wait, that would still be difficult....LOL!
I'd rather massage ur back:P maybe wash it for u in the shower:P
So how soon can you be here? ;)
My Penis Story...Sorry for the long length ;)
There has always been a debate about the pros/cons of male circumcision. I’m not for it because I think it causes undue pain to a male infant and with good hygiene; there are good benefits for having foreskin. It can be a tough world for a glans (tip of the penis) -- there's abrasion from undergarments, cold winter weather and dry air. It's good to have a protection policy in place, and the foreskin provides that protection for the glans.
However, with my parents’ choice not to circumcise their son at birth and then my parents splitting up while I was a toddler and my mom taking custody, she was not really equipped (pardon the pun) to talk about living a life with a penis. In fact, she didn’t really address the issue until I hit puberty around 12 years of age. This was only due to a male who was concerned about a woman not really covering all the bases when attempting to raise two boys without a father or other male role model. So I remember the awkward call into the bathroom by my mom to address penis hygiene now that I was older, going through puberty and uncircumcised. Furthermore, the embarrassment of her request to let her see my male member at my age was a bit strange. Well the purpose was to show me the importance of pulling back the foreskin and properly cleaning. The problem this request uncovered was that she had FAILED to do it herself when I was much, much younger so the foreskin end point was small, but the glans was larger and I found it very painful to retract the foreskin over the head of my penis. So feeling badly, she once again turned to the advice of the male who then recommended that she have me rub it with olive oil daily until I could successfully retract over the glans.
Well the very next day while riding my bicycle, you know the ones with the center bar, yup I can see you know where this is heading (again..pardon the pun), well a young girl a little older than my age walking on the opposite side of the street had caught my pubescent attention resulting in my bicycle coming into contact with a fence after I had veered to the right a little, running up onto one neighbor’s lawn that did not have a fence and smacking into his neighbor’s property who DID have a fence. Well my bicycle wasn’t the only thing making contact with metal that day. The sudden stop sent me forward and I landed on the center bar.
Holly Hell did that hurt!!!
As I turned around in pain wondering if the cutie had seen my accident, I noticed through the tears welling up in my eyes that she was no longer smiling at me, but laughing. Life was very cruel that day.
So as I limped (wink wink...pun) two houses down to my home, I went into the bathroom to inspect the damage. I then gathered myself together, went to my mom and reported that there was no need for the olive oil, the problem had been rectified. So thanks to the cutie pie walking in the hood, she gave me head..ur, ummm, I mean the ability to see the head of my penis.
So fast forward 12 years into the future. I was home on leave from Japan and reconnecting with my wife. Her not being on birth control, I buy some condoms because sex was on the menu and I was going to have my fill. Maybe I should have read the warning on the side of the box about the possibility of some being allergic to condoms containing spermicide. What was the outcome you might ask? Well, irritation so bad that I developed a very painful white patch which later developed into a tear in my frenulum . The frenulum, for those that do not know, is a piece of tissue that connects the foreskin to the glans. It looks (and functions somewhat) like the connective tissue beneath your tongue and the inner upper side of your top lip. Well after it healed with a hole now being visible, I went to a doctor and asked about the procedure to just disconnect the frenulum. After hearing the word “shot” and “no sex for two weeks” I left and felt it won’t be so bad to live with the hole. In fact, years later it is now a fad where some men are placing holes in it on purpose. The procedure is called a frenulum piercing. I even bought what is known as a frenum ring for mine since the hole was already there, however, I found no increase in pleasure with it.
Well over the years, however, it has been a minor annoyance that there was this thin piece of flash keeping my glans from being free and independent. So last night I took ice, a pair of cuticle scissors, alcohol, gauze, and band aids and successfully performed a self-operation disconnecting glans from foreskin with two snips of the frenulum. There was no pain, but there was a small amount of blood. I stopped the bleeding and made sure everything was done in a sanitary manner. I must say, it looks pretty damn good. A job well done!
I also read about other men doing this. One link I found funny and a bit disturbing can be found at the following link:
http://www.male-initiation.net/library/passages/greg.html
Well I hope you enjoyed my story. :)
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Ewwwwwwww... Sorry, had to say that. The word penis makes me laugh.... And by the end of this i was practically wetting myself, because i'm immature. Lol!
LMAO!!!!
“To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.” ~ Nelson Mandela
Wow! Talk about being bitter at the choices one has made and job dissatisfaction... Jeesh!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/09/chevy-chase-says-doing-community-was-a-big-mistake/
So I was reading the 60 Minutes transcript of their Campaign 2012: Obama vs. Romney interview and came across two new words I never used nor did I know the meaning of.
Maybe if I would have finished college I would have come across these two words during my required reading and while paying back my college loan at a high interest rate I would have thought how yet again it was all worth it in the long run.
But nooooo, I had to get pissed off at the demands my career was placing on me while I was attending college and make the decision to quit one and focus more on the other since my goal was early retirement and serenity vice stress until I'm 65. So I had to spend 10 seconds of my leisure living while enjoying one of my favorite hobbies that of reading to have to look them up on the internet.
Well Acrimonious and Demagogues, I now know the definition of you.
Learning is power...no matter how you accomplish it.
So the hose attached to my pool sweeper was too long and kept getting hung up in the corner of the pool by the steps. I removed a few hoses and shortened the length and now it works great! It may not be banging the steps anymore, but it's hitting all the right spots in the pool. I guess size really does matter.
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~giggles~ now that is priceless:P
;)
Well, when it comes to hoses I suppose they have to fit the brush no matter what the size!
I will be going out tonight amongst the humans. I know times are hard for some so this is my way of giving back....By giving the paparazzi something to sell.
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Having fully retired at age 42 and now living a life of leisure off the fruits of my labor, it's funny to see those that are 65 years and older enjoying doing whatever they want whenever they want and everyone just smiles at them and then when they see me doing the same they feel the strong desire to share THEIR feelings of MY lifestyle at my age.
Seriously? That's breath they could have saved for talking to themselves in the mirror about their own life choices.
Life is all about choices and you are responsible for your own. Even if someone was holding a gun to your head or the one you love to force you to make a choice...It would still be "YOUR" choice.
So 'NO', I don't believe in the saying "I had no choice" when clearly you did.
Social Sites and the Internet brings me such entertainment.
I find it absolutely hilarious to read opinion pieces, points of views, advice, etc. etc., on topics where one thought is given and then a few searches later the complete opposite thought on that very topic is given and sometimes with the added statement that anyone that believes otherwise is wrong, stupid, ignorant, etc. etc., and can go "F*ck Themselves"..... LMFAO!!!!
I have no complaints...It's been well over a year now and no drama or major life issues. Well when the roller coaster does go down I'll be sure to yell....Weeeeee!!!!!
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Why do you think I go swimming every night? LMAO!!!
Hahaha....I don't think so....I skinny Dip! ;)
I only wear socks for protective sex....
Depends on if I Donkey Punch or not....LMAO!!!!
I've been playing video games and my thumbs are now numb. LOL!
So True! LOL!!!
"If a guy wants to know the other side of a girl's personality, just brag about her to her best friend." ~ Unknown
How do I Sustain my Contentment you ask? With an Attitude of Gratitude. I ♥ My Life!!! {:D
When I pass away you are welcome to shed a tear, but I rather you laughed knowing for sure that I lived an AWESOME life! In fact, give each other high-fives and fist bumps because I did it my way and without shame or care for what other people think. I'm Lord MOGY Damn It!!! {:D
Death will be my next illusion.
Tonight's dinner will be Lasagna Florentine....Microwaved to perfection. Yum!
Time for a swim then off to bed...
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Ooooo...that's delicious:P
w00t swimming!
Aaaaagggrrrhhh...drowning.
I don't know about you, but when I wake up in the morning I always look out of my window to make sure the Zombie Apocalypse hadn't started while I was asleep. :)
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