I've been waiting for it to rain where I live so I can jump in the pool, but it hasn't yet. :(
Some of the things I've heard people will be doing while on vacation.....Yeah, I've being do those all week. You'll enjoy doing them! ^_^
Well I suppose it's time to leave Bakerland once again and go get some stuff done. Humans have been seeing me way too much lately though. My Awesomeness has been known to cause uncontrolled horniness and euphoria so I try to limit my outdoor exposure to the human population. I won't be long, I really have to get these comic books entered into my excel program and off the floor.
Ok...I'm hungry again...Heading to Sizzler! LOL! ^_^
What a day!!! Had to drive in the worse rain storm I've seen here in Cali in quite sometime. I get home with some groceries just in the nick of time to have my buddy ask if I was ready for him and his wife to treat me to an 'all you can eat sea food' night at the casino. I was like..heck yeah. Besides, I hadn't eaten all day just to go there on an empty stomach. So then I go out to start the Titan and it wouldn't start. Turns out the battery was tired of being jumped by my portable battery one day prior to my buying a new one. I mean the thing was sizzling and smoking too. So remembering the Hummer was on empty, my buddy offers to take me to auto zone to buy a new battery. We go, get it and return to my house. I place the new battery in the Titan and nothing!!! No lights no nothing. I place the portable charger on it and the lights come on, but it won't start. Just a one click sound. I call auto zone and they say I can bring the new battery in for testing, but it sounds like the starter is bad. Oh now I remember I had placed extra gas in one of the gas cans and yup, it was enough. I put fuel in the Hummer and then jumped the Hummer's batter with the portable since I don't drive it all that often. I drove back to auto zone to only have them say the new battery was good. Darn! That means starter problem which means money to be spent. Leaving the store I go to start the Hummer and wouldn't you know since it hadn't be driven long enough to charge the battery well, it won't start. However, luckily I didn't forget to take the portable with me so I just jumped it again. I returned home and place the new battery back into the Titan and guess what...It started. I turned it off and started it a few times. No problem. Crazy!! So my free dinner had to be rescheduled. So now I have the choice of eating Pizza or Hot Dogs or going out to eat. You know what, I'm not even hungry anymore....
Each night I don't die in my sleep tells me I still have something to experience, learn, complete or someone to help or meet in this life time.
Well the cushions on my backyard furniture have had it. I'm going to have to replace them all (in stages) after almost 11 years being outside enduring the weather and being scratch and bitten by 3 dogs I once had. Eh...Nothing last forever.
So let's chat about the story of Heaven & Hell. As a child, we are taught that Heaven was up in the clouds and Hell was down below somewhere as they relate to Earth and that they were both...wait for it...Invisible. But oh, wait a minute. Didn't the writers think the Earth was flat back then? So since the Earth is round, even with the North and South method of direction, wherever you are on the planet, when you look up, one or the other would still have to be in the clouds and the bottom would be in the center of the Earth? Oh so now Heaven is beyond our solar system? But they keep finding new solar systems. Oh, and in space, there is no top or bottom. Ugghhh! (Throws crayon down and walks away...) LOL!
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it never ever ever ever ever eva eva eva eva ENDS!!!
I heard Hell was originally what they called the garbage dump in some city in ancient times. People adopted it as the place where unwanted (by God) souls are dumped. I don't know if that info is accurate, though, because I can't remember where I heard it.
Someone said I was going to die and go to hell. Well I don't believe in hell, but I knew what she meant. So I told her she will die and come back as herself. Seems like similar punishment to me. ^_^
Watching LFL | USA | Game 24 | Los Angeles Temptation vs. Chicago Bliss on Youtube...
I usually stay up until midnight just to greet Monday Mornings. ^_^
Maybe it was all just social programming. After being married a few times, I'm trying to discover the negative of being single....Still searching and I got nothing yet. So far life is good. ^_^
On eBay....
Hey...something for $0.99? Wow!
(Place Bid)
Wait, What? Shipping cost $35.00!?
Damn!!!
So you've never physically met, but would die for them because you love them so much.....Ummm, that's not a intimate relationship...that's a fantasy!
Calling all Vampyre-Warlocks.....Come Out, Come Out...Wherever You Are. ^_^
I've noticed that the more I've taken pleasure & pride in my religion the closer some have drawn to their own. Even to the point of unfriending and/or no longer chatting as they use to, but I'm cool with that. I expected that from one religion in particular. Anyway... I've made new friends that have stepped up and are pretty cool.
Nahhh, it's true. If I hit the lottery...I wouldn't GF anyone I already know. That would just raise the 'fake' flag. I would also not GF anyone that knew I had the lotto. I'd have to fly out of country and date a foreigner. LOL!
The Movies I Want To See....
Kick-Ass 2: Action/Adventure/Comedy
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones: Scifi/Fantasy/Action/Adventure
Elysium: Action/Adventure
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters: Action/Adventure/Drama
The World's End: Comedy
The Conjuring: Horror/Suspense/Thriller
The Wolverine: Action/Adventure/Scifi/Fantasy
I've chosen to marry four women who ended up choosing to commit Physical or Emotional (or both) Infidelity....Eh...I'm AWESOME...Not Perfect! I can live with that.
Can't believe this year is almost over. It has gone by fast! — feeling Amazed!
Wait, What?
CHANEL WEST COAST
Cookie lyrics
if you want a treat my cookie is vanilla. her cookie
might be sweet but my cookie is killa. my bakery is
open late. you know where the goodies at.
patty cake patty cake watch me shake my goodies-ness. i
know that you wanna tast my cookie its so yummy. let me
put it in your face youre looking kinda hungry.
chocolate chip, raisin, oreo, peanut butter. my cookie
be tastin better than these others. i know that you
wanna bite come and get a nibble. when you licking on
my cookie yeah it kinda tickles.
gettin drunk, clubbin, fist pumpin like snookie. i need
some lovin come and eat my cookie.
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cookie, eat eat my cookie.
snicker doodle sweetie pie i get it from my moms. my
cookie delicious like the bomb.com
all the girls are haters cuz i got the boys fanatizing
me. with so much flavor yeah my cookie is so
appetizing.
cookie fresh baked, so warm and so soft serve it to you
on a plate like cake i break you off covered in
sprinkles, caramel, and whipped cream. bring out some
banana too, now we do it big big.
cookie so addicting you'll be craving more. i'll dress
up like a girl scout and deliver to your door. in the
kitchen baking getting ready for dessert. make sure you
wear an apron or youll get it on your shirt.
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i need me some loving come and eat my cookie, eat my
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i need me some loving come and eat my cookie, eat my
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Eat eat my cookie and dont leave a crum. bang on this
beat till the police come. (4x)
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cookie, eat eat my cookie.
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cookie, eat eat my cookie.
Lyrics from eLyrics.net
So I read about more drama on VR. HaHa...what else is new? People need to just fix me a sandwich and carry on.
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Even after the movie, do some women still request to be in a Friends w/Benefits relationship? Ummm, Yes! Yes they do! I've seen it all!
Watching LFL | USA | Season 4 | Game 21 | Baltimore Charm vs. Omaha Heart
I love the femininity of a female. As a guy, that's a major contributor to my attraction to the opposite sex. I like that most females are different than their male counterparts. Don't judge me. I was born this way. Heterosexual. I enjoy when a woman is riding shot gun in my truck and she crosses her legs. I love when a woman crosses her legs period. Something so sexy about that. Most women say that they like to cuddle without it leading to sex. Hey ladies, here's a bit of advice from me to you. Cuddle AWAY from home and somewhere public. Problem solved. ^_^
So the Lot size of my home is 6,969 sqft....How kinky is that? LOL!
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LOL!!!! Is it really?
It was meant for you.
Yup! I suppose so.
If we are in a intimate relationship, my focus will be on YOU always. However, if I find that your focus is not on ME, then I will turn my focus away from you and focus on MYSELF. This will result in you becoming very jealous and bitter because I treat myself VERY well.
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I concur!
Is this the opinion of most guys...or just you?
My opinion and the guys that I know....Not sure about most guys. Seems it would just be human nature. If the one you love isn't looking out for your well being, then a person turns inwardly and looks after themselves.
I love Mondays.....I really, really LOVE Mondays!!! ^_^
It is said that money is the root of all evil. So what is the stem? Credit?
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Insurance.
greed
Actually, I'm beginning to think fear is the root of most evil. Maybe not all, but most.
Actually, the saying is Biblical and says, "Money is the root of all kinds of evil."
Not all evil.
I want to update my status from being an Inter-state to an International Man of Leisure. I need to invest in a passport.
It's all fun and games until you realize that her panties say Thursday, but today is Sunday. Ugghh!
I've dosed off like 20 times with this medication in my system. I like it though. ^_^
I ❤ VR. If it had boobies...I'd squeeze and suck them. If it had an ass, I slap it. If it had a v.....well you get my point. :p
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Noooo way do you love VR. You love women. XD
Yes...Yes I Do LOVE Women.... ^_^
Watching LFL | USA | Season 4 | Game 20 | Chicago Bliss vs. Minnesota Valkyrie on Youtube......I love the LFL! Better than the NFL any day. ^_^
I have Tramadol in my system once more. I'm feeling good. ^_^
The moon is so bright that I can barely see stars. The neighbors are awake making noise and enjoying the warm night air and flooding the night sky with even more light. I think I'll wait until Midnight for that swim.
Fake eye lashes are NOT sexy! Just my opinion.
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I just read this on FB...Cracked me up!
"Don't act like Miley Cyrus online and then when i see you in person act like Hanna Montana lol"
So yesterday I drove my Mom to work and my Nephew to school. It made me think how blessed I am to have been able to do that as well as how blessed I am to not have to be going to one of those anymore. If you didn't know already....
I'm Retired!!! ^_^
I played in the pool with my Niece and other Nephew then dried off in the sun while listening to the radio and taking pictures. If you didn't know already....
I Love My Life! ^_^
"The Art Of Asking Without Asking Is Live & Well"
So I get this txt msg sent to my phone containing a picture of a baby writing in first person...providing her her age, weight, height, type of food she eats, what she's able to do now and then ending with "I'm in need of the following items...followed by a list of baby stuff. This from a relative who sent out a mass txt msg.
What do you think VR peeps? Ingenious or Not So Much?
Reminds me of those infomercials for PETA & Feed The Children, however, they come right an ask for help...They don't often use a first person method.
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"not so much"
While I can appreciate a mother in need asking for help, her method of doing so seems to be lacking in humble sincerity. It seems a more direct approach would be in order, like asking in person, face to face. That way she might also convey her appreciation in having people dear enough to turn to for help. Whether they grant or deny her request is beyond the point. (I suspect few would deny a genuine request for help if they are able to provide it.)
I love posting random stuff just to see who tries on the shoe.... ^_^
Attention Ladies... You are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down. So if words are bringing you down....Check your self-esteem. Barnes & Nobles sells great Self-Help books. Reading is fundamental.
This has been a public announcement by LM. ^_^
So she can't be here yet...she offers phone sex....I'll take it! LOL! She could do that professionally. Damn!
I may perv sexy women photos, but I do it with respect. I never eat a sandwich while doing so. ^_^
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-_-
Eat it. Don't waste food!
;p
Hmmmm, that statement could be taken out of context....If I try really hard. Which I normally do 98% of the time. :p
Don't make me break out my arsenal of anti-kitchen/sandwich memes! LOL :P jk
Do it, Do it, Do it....LOL!
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What is that?
Wikipedia: Pink Slime
Pink slime is the common name for a controversial beef product. The name used in the meat industry is lean finely textured beef (LFTB) and boneless lean beef trimmings (BLBT). It is also known by the dysphemistic slang term soylent pink.
Pink slime is a processed beef product that was originally used in pet food and cooking oil and later approved for public consumption. In 2001, The United States approved the product for limited human consumption and it was used as a food additive to ground beef and beef-based processed meats as a filler at a ratio of usually no more than 25 percent of any product. The production process uses heat in centrifuges to separate the fat from the meat in beef trimmings. The resulting product is exposed to ammonia gas or citric acid to kill bacteria.
In March 2012, ABC News ran a series of news reports about the product, including claims that approximately 70 percent of ground beef sold in U.S. supermarkets contained the additive at that time. The reports generated significant controversy and led to increased consumer concerns. Due to the controversy some companies and organizations discontinued the provision of ground beef with the additive. The U.S. manufacturer Beef Products Inc. has argued that the claims made in the reports were false and launched a lawsuit against ABC.
Okay. I'd heard of it, but never seen it. It looks so... pink! Hence the name, I suppose! Lol!
So yeah, my back problem was my main deterrent to working out, but then I got on some good meds. However, the Dr. is slow giving me more and on top of that, my bunion on my right foot has started to cause me problems. Looks like I'll be transitioning from the treadmill to the stationary bike. :/
Oh well, I'll do laps in the pool while the weather is still warm too...and there is always Weights! ^_^
Road trip tomorrow.... Yes! Going to see family! Mess with my little Niece & Nephew because they love messing with me. Then I'm going to fill them up with sugar and return home. Ha!
I'm nowhere near rich, but I have found that there are a lot of Products & Services that are offered in which folks make a living off of and some get extremely wealthy from that I just don't have a demand for. Surreeeee...there are many nice to haves. The current stuff. The bling stuff. The 'if you don't have it you ain't sh*t' stuff. LOL! Well guess what, I'm still rocking my PS2 as an example and doing just fine. So what little money I do have goes mostly to my necessities (food, clothing, shelter), savings (Insurance, Taxes & Emergencies) and the rest my Wants (Entertainment, Hobbies, Whatever The Heck I Want & It's Within Budget). I use to invest, but not anymore. I don't let the media, marketing, videos, movies, or the neighbors cause me to break my budget. I don't live to impress anyone. I love my brand new none-major brand name $10 sneakers from the Swap Meet. I only wish I could win the lotto to help others I use to be able to, but they all know that if I could....I would and I never ask to be paid back.
My son is going to be on #TeamNoKidsUntilAfterIveCompletedSchoolingHadSomeFunAsASingleAdultAndImFinaciallyStable
LOL!
I feel it will be fun watching my son mature into the independent young man I know he will be.
First I will open up a joint banking account with him to monitor how well he is doing with his finances until he is 21 yrs old.
Next I will purchase him his own laptop.
Next I will enroll him into college and help him secure a part time job to pay for his own personal living expenses.
Lastly he will have access to my second vehicle and learn to plan his trips by keeping track of fuel cost since my second vehicle is an H2 Hummer..LOL! So I already know he won't be driving too much or too far away from home unless his willing to pay for it out of pocket. He will also pay for his own auto insurance and minor oil changes. Of course I'll always be there to assist his budget if things maybe a bit out of reach from time to time on the condition he is doing well in school, on his job and staying out of trouble for the most part.
His plan for his future (at the moment) is a career in the medical field. I think he wants to be one of those guys in working on a patient in an ambulance on the way to a hospital. So I think he wants to be an Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) or increase his knowledge and become a Paramedic. He really wants to ride/drive or both in an ambulance. With his future skills he can also be a certified first responder as a Patient transporter utilizing boats, helicopters, and fixed-wing aircraft.
I'm excited for his future and even if he changes his mind to something else, he knows his Dad will always be there for him to assist when and where needed.
Yep, lay back and watch him get his grind on because I did mine. Now living off the fruits of my labor...Chillin Daily! ^_^
So the request my Ex initiated to have 5 months of child support Garnishment sent to her while my 18 year old son was still in HS was....wait for it......DENIED! I don't feel bad at all because a lie she told when the garnishment started cost me to have to pay $10K in arrears and I had to pay for the DNA Test too.
For some reason I get very happy and excited as the sun begins to set and the night approaches....I absolutely ♥ the night....I ♥ the moon too, but sometimes...the darker the better unless the moon is red or orange.
Because I went camping...I never went shopping for groceries...I hate grocery shopping.....Think I'll go buy more fast food until my budget forces me to go grocery shopping....Uhhh!
So a friend of mine said that it will be difficult for a man to find a submissive woman in this day and age. So I gave her a few web links, but she didn't find it funny. LOL!
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It really isn't.
Most women can be trained to the point of being submissive anyway.
Breaking them in is half the fun anyway.
Hey, I thought it was funny. Obviously she lives in a bubble and doesn't know there is an entire culture out there.
In her defense the culture is in the shadows and you have to look for it to find it.
It's not all over the media or facebook. We're in the taboo.
They're a Google or Bing search away...
She`d be surprised.Many women who are successful and tough on the outside actually like to obey others.It`s a form of therapy for some.However that can also be said about men
I would rather be with a 'Good Girl' who wears revealing clothes than with a 'Cheating Nun'....
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True on that, it doesn't matter how they dress, a whore is a whore and a lady is a lady.
What pisses me off is when women look down on other women for showing off their figure.
Just a bunch of jealous land-whales.
LOL!!!
Haha, I have a rather big chest, and always was more worried about girls getting snippy than men. Chicks are so jealous and snooty about that, which is silly, because we both want what the other has.
The promiscuity of a woman is determined by her mindset and not by her clothes.Better a woman who is revealing,but open about her bad sides,than a shy,but problematic Drama queen
Prudish society....Some things just make you go WTF? All the boobie can be shown, but not the female nipple. But a man boobie can be shown including the nipple. Someone explain that one to me....LMFAO!!!
Some women products just crack me the f*ck up. Would you catch a guy buying a product to cover up his groin area because of 'moose knuckle'? Hell no! But camel toe....I wonder who's getting rich off of those products to cover that up. A male or female? F*ck Prudes!!!
Hey, if I'm covered, but my erection still shows....Why would I be ashamed? I'm a male with a working male body part. So why is it that some women get all shy when their nipples protrude through their clothes. They are functional female body parts. Some very prudish people who make a big deal out of it. Viva erect penises and nipples...
To swim or not to swim today?...That is the question. Who wants to come over and have some fun in the pool with me? ^_-
So if I'm paying less than $80 per month in electricity for a 3,146 sq ft house why do Solar Panel people think they can get me into debt by soliciting me? Ummm, 'No'....I don't want your product. I don't need your product....But feel free to install it for 'FREE'. I can only be in one room at a time so I don't need to light up my entire home. I run a fan since I don't need to cool off my entire house. Besides, I love the dark...I got friends that hang out in it and talk to me. ^_^
My treadmill is calling me...wanting me to walk and get lost in my music played from my iPod....I go to answer.
Think I'll go layout in my backyard and allow the stars to admire me... ^_^
So I complement beauty by 'liking' pics on FB or if a pic really connects with me, I 'Team' it with #TeamNoRestForHer. However, no matter how attractive the lady looks in the photo, I just don't find a pic of a woman on a beach covered with sand attractive. I'm not saying she's not attractive, I'm just saying I don't find the pic attractive.
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I feel the same about women covered in any kind of food. To me, women and food just do not mix.
So a new band I like is called Imagine Dragons...Go figure right?! LOL!
A new place to eat I enjoy is called Mitra's Cafe. They make the best burgers I've ever tasted. Yes, better than the whopper! O.O
Weekend - the end of a week, esp. the period of time between Friday evening and Monday morning. Any two-day period taken or given regularly as a weekly rest period from one's work.
I hope you enjoy yours. I know some place a lot of value on theirs. ^_^
It's rare to inherit wealth. You have to put some work in to getting things in life. You have to be on that grind. If you try to marry into something...You still have to be on that grind...and literally! ^_-
I eat both killed Plants & Animals to sustain my own life.
Don't judge me....So do you! At least one or the other.
So today it will be both almost as usual.
However, which animal will it be today?
Cow or Chicken?
I'm an instant gratification type of man. I live for pleasure. It's my religion. ^_^
I awoke today to do whatever I please...Not what you feel I should....I got this!
Now a guy's undershorts have a little opening in the front to differentiate it from shorts that are appropriate for social gatherings. A woman can go out in public in a micro bikini, but being seen in her bra & panties is taboo. Ok, explain that one to me.
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Because bras and panties are magical items that causes men to lose their minds. Men losing minds=world ends. Lmao
LOL!
Not just men losing their minds:p ~pants~
But they do that when they see micro bikinis too....heck...any kind of bikini....hahaha
It`s because one is designed for exhibitionism and the other is supposed to be for everyday,common use
Panda Express or Long John Silver's....Decisions, decisions...
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Panda Express
Panda Express! NomNom!
I'm with them.. Definitely Panda Express.
Always Panda!
It's funny, I think about all those times sleeping in a fox hole with mosquitoes , ticks and other creepy crawlers, sleeping in the open woods with just a sleeping bag, doing your business in the woods sometimes, sleeping in a large group tent that leaked rain and allowed the cold to come in, sometimes nothing but cold showers, sometimes hot showers, both always had to be very short...and sometimes NO showers...lol...and then how I turn around and go camping just for fun. I ❤ my life!
My stove and Microwave are so clean again, I may not ever use them to prepare food again. Wait, my budget doesn't support me eating out every day....May have to re-think this decision.
It's after 11 pm and I'm seriously thinking about going to McDonald's for some Nuggets because I like the Honey Mustard...oh...and I'm hungry. What happens when you take a nap at 4 pm then wake up close to 10 pm. Ha!
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