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23:46 Jan 26 2012
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So LKD says you're a chick after all. That's ok, too. I always liked you, anyway. Maybe your profile is meant to confuse folks like me. Skirt or pants...party on!

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Requiem
01:08 Jan 27 2012

hahahahahah

19:39 Jan 26 2012
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So, for Valentine's Day, my daughters have found the "Pinkalicious Tea." They have invited their boyfriends, Stabb and me, and my parents. A sweetheart tea for the whole family.

One catch - we all have to wear pink.

Including Stabb!

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Vampirewitch39
20:12 Jan 26 2012

Give ya good money to see a photo of you two, in pink. :)

BLOODLIFE
21:19 Jan 26 2012

Do him good to stay in touch with his feminine side.

19:09 Jan 26 2012
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All these years on this site...you're a dude? I could have SWORN you were a chick.

And now I have deja vu. I could almost swear that I discovered this once before and was equally shocked then.

I need coffee and a dial-in therapist.

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Requiem
01:09 Jan 27 2012

All better?

20:34 Jan 23 2012
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I sign on and what do I see? An Eliot quote from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, my dear old friend. You made me smile, VW :)

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Vampirewitch39
21:12 Jan 25 2012

05:06 Jan 21 2012
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Hey, Images...look what I found!

http://www.onelook.com/?w=*Rated&loc=scworef&scwo=1&sswo=1&ls=a

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imagesinwords
05:12 Jan 21 2012

Ah, all the things we can and have the favor returned!

Requiem
03:39 Jan 22 2012

Hey! They don't have the Borg on there!

"You have been assimilated ..."

17:41 Jan 20 2012
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Ho-LEE Cow! Last night was a bumpy, scary ride. Stabb was SO sick! He was flying home from Kansas and had a layover in Houston. When he got home, I had dinner ready and he said he was hungry, but mentioned that he had grabbed a bite of barbecue at the Houston airport and that he was thinking it might repeat on him later in the night.

I had slow-cooked skinless chicken in the dutch oven until it was falling off the bone, and steamed asparagus. He was a little hungry, so he went ahead and had one piece of chicken and some asparagus.

About an hour later, he was vomiting, shivering, aching, headachey, dizzy, and weak. That went on for about 3 hours and then phase two began. I stayed up with him all night, kept him hydrated, and tried to keep him comfortable til he could rest. He didn't run a temp until about 8:30 this morning, and by that point, he was feeling a lot better. I've never seen a grown man so sick. I felt so bad for him.

I managed to get to work this morning. Praise You, 5 Hour Energy! I'm going to check on him at noon to see how he's doing. Poor thing. And he was actually worried about me. At one point he said, "I'm so sorry you had to see that." It's embarrassing when the human body lets us down, but I'm not terribly squeamish when it's someone I love. You almost feel grateful that there is SOMETHING you can do to help when they are so sick.

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Morrigon
18:06 Jan 20 2012

Our bodies work hard to get the bad out... Ever hear about the time someone (not me) was so ill, he lost consciousness in an airplane bathroom and then casually informed me later on?

It's worse when your loved ones are so ill and you can't even be closer than a few hundreds miles from them.

birra
18:11 Jan 20 2012

*ahem*

I think everyone has head that story, Morri...

Sick is sick... being so sick because your body needs to get rid of something is better than the alternative of not being able to get rid of it... know what I mean?

Morrigon
18:23 Jan 20 2012

More than anything it was the casualness of your announcement. "Yeah I passed out in the plane's bathroom for a while. Didn't wake up until we were landing."

And think of all the people who were waiting!

Requiem
01:39 Jan 21 2012

GOsh, I hope he is feeling better. :( I hope you BOTH rest well tonight.

meeper
01:39 Jan 23 2012

Never eat airport food. You'd have better luck grabbing a sandwich from a 7-11 than eating anything there. Hope he recovers quickly.

19:39 Jan 19 2012
Times Read: 727

I heart Speranza. SO good to see her again :)

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sahahria
23:58 Jan 19 2012

Yes it is :)

sPerAnZa
04:55 Jan 20 2012

♥

21:53 Jan 17 2012
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Hey, what's a girl got to do to get some McFun up in hyeah?

(01-17) 08:19 PST Burbank, Calif. (AP) --

Police say a Southern California woman offered McDonald's restaurant drive-thru customers sex for chicken McNuggets.

Burbank police Lt. John Dilibert says 31-year-old Khadijah Baseer was seen opening the car doors of customers in a McDonald's drive-thru lane on Jan. 11.

The lieutenant says the Los Angeles woman, a frequent panhandler in the area, told customers she would swap sex for the fast-foot item.

Baseer was arrested for investigation of prostitution, cited and released.

Good questions to ask after reading this article:

1. What size nugget box was she trading for? What do I get for a10 piece box?

2. What's a girl got to do to get supersized?

3. Dipping sauce...make up your own joke! I can't do it all for you!

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Bellanova333
22:09 Jan 17 2012

damn... that is a serious mcnugget craving...

Survival
00:52 Jan 18 2012

That's both funny and scary.

Morrigon
01:42 Jan 18 2012

This is disgusting for all the right reasons.

Requiem
03:11 Jan 18 2012

o.o I may have to rethink my boycott of McDonald's.

meeper
00:57 Jan 20 2012

Nothing says cheap like a dollar menu whore..

sPerAnZa
04:57 Jan 20 2012

Whatcha a do for a big mac?

Alright... now how much of that would you be willin to do for a french fry?

Spreading smiles. Don't fight the contagion.
19:35 Jan 17 2012
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Stop what you're doing for 2 seconds.

Ok, "Snickerdoodle."

1. Say it out loud.

2. Listen to yourself saying it out loud.

3. You're welcome :)

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faeriemoon
19:38 Jan 17 2012

Damnit Jo! Now I want snickerdoodles....must find recipe.

Joli
19:41 Jan 17 2012

You're still welcome!

Morrigon
20:10 Jan 17 2012

I say that all the time. And "Twinkletoes"

RedQueen
02:12 Jan 18 2012

I like "confabulation"

Also clusterf**k happens periodically...lol

But I love making snickerdoodles- want some?

Requiem
03:12 Jan 18 2012

♥

meeper
00:58 Jan 20 2012

Boy am I lucky that a coworker brought in snickerdoodles today at work. Otherwise, I would have a massive craving right about now.

00:23 Jan 16 2012
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Good dinner, fire going, and playing two scrabble games. Good night :)

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23:33 Jan 15 2012
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If you have Words, I am Joli_dy and I'd love a game.

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Requiem
23:35 Jan 15 2012

Words with friends (fb?)? Or another words?

Joli
23:38 Jan 15 2012

That's the one!

Requiem
23:51 Jan 15 2012

And a massive 8 points from me opens the match! I am prepared to have my behind handed to me. :)

imagesinwords
23:56 Jan 15 2012

I play, and I'm sure you'd beat me every time.

Joli
23:59 Jan 15 2012

Ok, wasn't sure it was you. Just played :)

I'm sure that's NOT true, Images!

17:02 Jan 14 2012
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I've been bugging friends and family to get the voxer app. I love this app. It makes voice messages as convenient as text messages...without the typing...inflection and emotion all intact. Sometimes you just want to leave an "I love you." or a funny joke for someone. This is perfect. I leave Allie a "sleep tight" each night when I'm going to sleep and I always get one back. Sooo precious for a mom who misses her pumpkin.

I want to vox you! Get EET!

Caution: it's becoming popular with kids. Check to see if your kid has it because it can be linked to Facebook and location finder allows everyone to see exactly where they are. Easily turned off for security.

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imagesinwords
17:57 Jan 14 2012

Sounds like a great app. I just loaded it on my iPod.

imagesinwords
18:25 Jan 14 2012

I just Voxer'd with a school friend I haven't seen since I was 14 :P This is awesome :)

Lullaby
21:49 Jan 14 2012

My mother has something similar on her phone, not exactly "voxer", but very similar.

It's hilarious.

Joli
22:14 Jan 14 2012

Awesome, Images!