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I am not an animal...17:18 Dec 30 2010
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I look like someone punched me in the mouth. Last night I noticed that the inside of my top lip was sore and cracked. When I woke this morning, the whole lip is swollen. Hollywood chicks pay top dollar for this look. As for me, I've been holding a ziplock baggie of ice to it for hours.
I've had a mild flu for three days now and this is the latest attempt to kill me off. But I'm too mean to die!
I have to take my daughter to the airport later and thanks to Morri, I want PF Chang's. But hello...lip. Maybe we'll go to the movie instead where I can Quasimoto my way to an aisle seat in the dark and droodle coke out of my disfigured Nascar-girlfriend lip.
Afterward, I may hobble into a doc-in-the-box and drop trou for the ever wonderful antibuttotic shot. Do not envy me, you glamor hounds. Some of us are just born lucky.
10:59 Dec 04 2010
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He strikes again! This has to be the fourth time. How many of you are getting this SAME comment and rating? I love that he throws in a "u is pretty" for us in order to get what he wants...his own rating.
I'm curious; does this approach work for him? Does he even realize he's already rated me with the SAME comment? I mean, it should show him in the little box that he's already rated and what his last comment was. Something this dumb shouldn't even be interesting, but I gotta admit, it throws me.
Date: 15:48:57 - Dec 03 2010
Rating: 10
Comment:
hey here u go a 10 and i lke ur page and u is pretty and can u return the favor
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birra
17:25 Dec 30 2010
Oye, hope you feel better.
So, do you have an infection in your lip or was your daughter using you for sparring after karate class?
ThothLestat
17:28 Dec 30 2010
Excellent use of a John Merrick quote!
Blackstaff
21:02 Dec 30 2010
Allergic reaction perhaps?
BLOODLIFE
22:13 Dec 30 2010
First he weds ya, then he drugs ya, and now the violence when asleep and blaming it on a restless night!
Well wishes hunni .. x
Vampirewitch39
23:25 Dec 30 2010
Blood- are you talking her husband hit her? If so.... we going to have a talk. --.--
But I know he would never- or that Joli would stand for it.
So - you are sick.
:(
Hope the shot helped. Get better.
Joli
23:34 Dec 30 2010
No, he's a darling. I'm not sure why it became swollen. It still is, but it's not as bad as this morning.
Vampirewitch39
14:06 Dec 31 2010
My lip does it when I get a cold sore coming on.
Joli- I never meant you hubby slap you, beat you. Seems people are taking it as so but I don't think of him as being anything but nice to a lady. Add that he loves you... please.
It was typed in humor but seems to of been taken badly.
You was joking about the Hollywood chicks with the thick lips, Blood was joking about being hit and I went with his comment.
Sorry if you or anyone else was thinking I was doing anything but kidding. Guess I will have to do the J/K after I write when I am Just Kidding.
By the way- this is not one of those times. Sorry about all the drama around my comment.
:)
Joli
17:20 Dec 31 2010
Oh, no no no, VW! I know that!
I teased him in person that he socked me. :)
Joli
17:31 Dec 31 2010
And update: the bugger is still swollen. I'm starting to think I may have accidentally bitten it in my sleep. It is getting better, but so annoying, like a prosthetic lip.