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20:46 Apr 30 2011
Times Read: 690

Cancer has not been speaking with you on MSN. Any admin getting second-hand Cancer messages will verify them. I don't appreciate the lying and attempt at manipulating me and other VR members. Do NOT assume that a person on an IM with the nick, Cancer, is our Cancer. If you message members on this site and represent that you received instructions from him, you're on a sure path to being suspended. I strongly suggest that you stop.



VR has a system in place. If you suspect a member of having multiple accounts that are not compliant, report your suspicions to an admin and your suspicions can be checked and verified. At that point, the admin will decide what, if any, action needs to be taken against the member.



There is no need for a member to "spread the word." Besides, the words attributed to him are so blatently ridiculous that any admin on this site would immediately know they were not his. Not impressive.

18:15 Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 696

Still hanging from this cliff, Mr. Thothythoth. In case you're wondering and junk. Just sayin'!

07:15 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 724

You are a one trick pony. You call people out for a physical aspect that, in your eyes, makes them a target to you. Yet you freely admit that you had the same aspect, only recently overcome. Are you truly a better human now or do you only look different? I've read your words. They make you ugly...so ugly. A person changed from the inside would encourage others. What you truly hate is you. Targeting others is a thinly veiled distraction from that self-hatred. Pathetic.

20:10 Apr 20 2011
Times Read: 754

OK, you folks on my Favorite Journals List...you slackers. If it weren't for Morri and VW carrying you all, there'd be almost no "NEW"s. WRITE, damn you...WRITE!



This goes double for:



Pai - you're cute, but it only takes you so far. I think your last entry was about chickens. What...you go and become a dad and you can't even write about that? Step it up, Slacker #1!



Silverbow - Your last entry was about quilting squares. I need more! You are slacker #2, young woman!



ThothLestat - I am addicted to your wit. I see you skulking around in OUR journals, gobbling up OUR words. Well, buddy, no more free rides! Sit behind that OCD keyboard and produce. Feed me, Seymour! Slacker #3



Vespers - I can never get enough. You're all famous and everyone wants to share what belongs to ME! Morri, grab her arms; I've got her legs...PULL! More, more, more, you! Gimme! Slacker #4



Chasing the Ghost - No matter how much you write, I crave more. You inspire me and I never get enough of that. You are an honorary slacker.



Speranza gets a pass...but that baby coupon won't keep you out of trouble for long. I like frequent baby updates and your quirky inward-turning perspectives that talk to us all. Mommy slacker.



birra - More poetry! That is all. Verse slacker.



bloodlife - More british stuff! Limey slacker.



Cancer - more message gems! Prince slacker.





OK, you folks. Do those wonderful things that you do!

05:38 Apr 13 2011
Times Read: 826

VR grammar lesson



Favor - fay vor (noun)

1. A service you can do for another, often unsolicited and unwanted by the recipient

Example: I have added you as a friend, please return the favor. (ignorant but correctly used in sentence - see two posts down on this page) In this usage, it is ok to add an "S" for the plural form.

Example: I did many favors for her, like adding her journal and rating her stupid stuff, but she didn't return my favors, so I created this killa account to tell everyone she's stupid and to rate her a one and block her. (Also technically correct in usage and exceptionally ignorant...you can find yourself in Purgatory for uttering this sentence.)



2. Earned credit that can be used within VR Societies like currency to facilitate trades. From VR manual -

Favor is earned in the following manner:

25 page views equals 1 Favor. 1 page view equals 1/25 Favor.



15 minutes of time spent equals 1 Favor. 1 second of time spent equals 1/900 Favor.



Please Note - In VR, you earn FAVOR not favors...ever. There is no "S." Think of it as "deer." If we traded deer, you could earn hundreds of deer for your house or coven, not deers.

Example - I haven't slept in 27 days. I earned a million favor for my coven by rating the whole database. (Good little vamp, and well-spoken.)





Please Especially Note - If your CM is asking you to earn favors for him/her, it likely isn't VR related and you should keep a condom in your pocket and your clinic card handy.

Example - I earned 200 favors for my CM and he'll never trade me. (Of course not, you peddle the pooty.)

23:36 Apr 12 2011
Times Read: 864

And furthermore, I want the upper admins to take action against the following member who came onto my profile and confessed to theft. She swipped my jerwerly. That's gotta be against TOS!



Date: 18:11:03 - Apr 07 2011

Rating: 10

Comment:



I have stopped by your home and looked around...and might I say its a fine one...I might have swipped some jerwerly but nothing major like that small golden statue in your living room...



Creeper

23:30 Apr 12 2011
Times Read: 866


Let me know if you (add, stalk, rate, buy toilet paper, eat your children, etc...) so that I may return the favor.



Here's a thought: Be Proactive! Do the "favor" first and don't expect any payback. Doesn't that sound nice? You will have added a gram of good karma into the world and your own life. Let it blossom. Pay that shit forward!



I don't know you. You are a random person I encountered. It's like I'm at the 7-11 and I'm a nickle short and you decided to hand me a nickle because you were standing behind me in line. One day, I might see some kid who needs a nickle and I give him a hand.



Or maybe I'm an asshole and I never do a damn thing. Do you care? Just do your thing, man. My stuff is out there for everyone. It's free. Drop a cookie or take a leak on it, but that relationship you're building in your head where we're scratching each others' backs needs checking.