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My respect for Gisele Bundchen went up about a million points after reading this tidbit! This is an article I saw in the Gossip! section from msn.com:



Given Gisele Bundchen's dating history, it's pretty clear she has a weakness for red-blooded American types (see Leonardo DiCaprio, surfer Kelly Slater and current NFL love Tom Brady). But it turns out the Brazilian bombshell also has a cultural bias when it comes to Englishmen. "I don't like them," she told the London Telegraph last week at a soiree in the city. "I just don't -- and I wouldn't even be able to tell you why not." The inexplicable aversion to bachelors with a British accent has at least saved her from the attentions of bewildering lady-killer James Blunt, who the paper reports was "desperate" to make her acquaintance while she was in town. "Who is that?" asked Gisele of the whiny "You're Beautiful" warbler. "No, I'm sorry, I have no idea who you're talking about."





SEE!! Even Kat Gantis agrees with me that silly James Blunt is WHINY!



Take that jimbo...(rhymes with BIMBO).

I do have a disclaimer on my portfolio that tells everyone that I will rate as I am rated.



So I went through all my ratings and did just that.



I feel that EVERYONE'S portfolio deserves a ten and frankly, that we shouldn't be allowed to 'rate' the pictures. It seems silly to me. Rating turns the portfolios into a beauty contest which is ridiculous.



People are what they are...they shouldn't be rated on their pictures is my honest opinion.



And now I am going to do the same with my profile ratings...



Hey - fair is fair and I know that I asked people to re-rate me. But now that I am SIRE my rating actually MEANS something so maybe these jokers will pay attention.



I refuse to change my name here just to get high ratings like lots of other people have done. I just don't see the sense in that.

Many of you gentle readers remember my rant on James Blunt last year...I hope.



So is anyone surprised that Mr. Breathy Singer, Pansy-Ass Blunt has dated (or screwed I should say)





Paris Hilton



and



Lindsay Lohan



and that they are both now in serious trouble?



Just a thought...

for all those guys who think the best way to get a lady's attention here is an instant message with little substance I offer the following:

Attention Dudes and Dudettes:



I think this is the rabbit from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'...seriously! I really think it is! A mean nasty rabbit!

It is time for a new Dinosaur comic everyone!!!



Come on - you know you missed them. :D

So every time I post in the VR - well almost every time - it dies almost immediately.



It is either one of two things:



Either I suck at box communication



or



I have deadly force energy that kills it.



I'll go with Deadly Force Energy.



It can't be lack of communication skills...God knows, I talk enough to drive a baseball color announcer crazy...

Is it just me or did anyone else see the listing in the Vampire Database for the book "Celebrity Vampires?"



First off - ALL so-called celebrities are vampires in one sense or another...they feed off attention (among other addictive stimulants or physical activities I am sure), n-est-ce pas?



Second, we care because....?

I have to rate those damn BUFFY things...



I DESPISE Buffy - turning a great genre into weekly tv fodder.



Silliness in the extreme.



Too bad there isn't a 'zero' rate button.



I always rate authors a ten usually unless the book seems completely out of the realm of good taste...so to speak here on a Vampire site - lol...



but Buffy crap is just churned out to make money - BAH!