The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Seriously people, PLEASE! STOP asking for my profile codes or stealing them. I've worked VERY hard to come up with my codes and being original with customized Portfolio, Journal, Bite, and Stalk icons! This just isn't the way to behave! I LOVE to talk to people, but it REALLY hurts my feelings when people just want to talk to me for my codes!

I microwaved a tinfoil statue of Lucifer and a portal to hell opened up in my microwave. Now Lucifer keeps stealing my hotpockets. DAMMIT!

Ivylia: *looks at brothers arm and pokes it* Where did you get the scratch?

Brother: Vampires.

Ivylia: MOM! ROB IS FIGHTING VAMPIRES!

Mom: Well, thats a good thing.

Brother: I like the fangs.

Ivylia: In a masochistic way?

Brother: Nah. For decorative necklaces and lampshades.

Yes, anime. I'm a geek. Anyway, yesterday was the only convention in Utah called 'Anime Banzai'. After getting a ton of junk, I met quite a few people (Two who I ended up claiming as my pets~), and went out into the courtyard and had an ice fight (We filled bags with ice from an ice machine and tossed it at eachother). When everyone started to leave, my girlfriend and I ended up jumping into the pool. I was fully clothed, but my girlfriend stripped down to her shirt and shorts. (She was wearing a skirt). Soon, one of the people I had met named Cliff joined us. It was fun until I got tired of the fact of having wet clothes on me made me sink. So we dried off and got on Trax, then a bus, and then we walked home. The end. :)