Something tells me that the highlight of this commercial ain't the nasty fake-ass butter:
A few of the faculty members that I really like are seeking employment elsewhere, or are retiring early. The campus swarms with political bullshit and crazy students who really should be in mental asylums or prison.
Don't get me wrong - most of the students are normal and functioning, for the most part. The few fucked up ones make campus life hell on occasion though.
A MAJOR LONG RANT...and apologies for any typos.
This past Thursday was especially taxing for me; if I had another job lined up, I probably would have quit on the spot:
* Belligerent, crazy people stealing. I thought that Boss # 1 was going to be jumped on a few times; fortunately, those weren't the cases. (More on this later, when one came back and zeroed in on ME)
* General rudeness and lack of manners; it amazes me on how many young (and some older) people have actually NO home training. And it goes across ALL ethnic lines at the school too: black, white, Chinese, Latino...and Mid-Eastern men.
* The ridiculous old man that keeps asking me out...sigh
* Rampant stupidity, like people coming in through the exit, creating bottlenecks at the registers, and almost getting into fights with the people who they bump into...who are trying to balance food, backpacks, etc. Never mind the huge ENTER and EXIT signs at the entrance and exit.
* One ghetto-ass thug got mad at ME because I didn't understand what HE was yammering on about. I know some street lingo, but I got lost with this guys particular language...peppered with a lot of swearing, I might add. It was during a lull after the breakfast rush, so he hung around my register to 'lecture' to me about how slow the culinary students were, and how I (?) need to do something about it. Well, that's the part I understood, anyway. When I couldn't take anymore, I politely told him that I really didn't understand him, and that I didn't like the swearing. At that point, a big white hippie guy comes up to pay for his stuff. The thug dude starts complaining to him about shit. The white guy just looks at him and shrugs...apparently, he didn't understand what the dude was saying either. All of a sudden they are 'mean-muggin' each other. The thug dude finally broke eye contact and stalked off. I muttered something like "I wish I had my bow and arrows' and the hippie dude starts cracking up. He said that if the other dude thought about mixin' it up with him, he'd get his ass beat. I then said "Good. When you get him on the floor, I can stomp his head in'...
* Big Momma taking multiple rest room and other breaks. I almost blew a gasket when she stood to the side of me, with hot chocolate and a big hunk of cheesecake. I assumed that she was on her break, so after about 10 of the 15 minute break time, I said "Let me know when you're off your break so I can go on one." She replies with "Oh - I'm not on break. I'm just having a drink..."
I actually said "What the fuck? If you're not working, and are standing around eating and drinking, you are on a break. I'm leaving now..." GGGRRRRR!
* One of the crazy wanna' be thieves returns...this time, he trying to get food with a used receipt and ticket he found in the dining area. It's already marked as being a completed transaction, but this tard doesn't know that. (I found out a bit later that he terrorized a young Asian girl into giving him her receipt as she ate her meal...good grief). Anyway, he tries to get whatever was on the ticket, and is told that the ticket is already closed. As one of the grill guys is huge, he doesn't go off too much. Boss #1 comes up to the grill, and I go over there as well. The tard thinks I'M saying something about HIM, so he goes off on a tirade, which doesn't make any goddamn sense. When he finally walks out...after coming in two or three times to continue yelling - he looks at me and yells "And I know what you about, bitch. You gotta' have that crack..." Everyone around is like WTF? And I'm like "What the fuck did I do?" we all sort of laugh it off...until he comes back to the exit and points at me, like he's giving me some sort of threat. As this is not so funny anymore, I tell my boss, and ask him to call the campus police, as I want a ride to my bus stop. Rob - the cool cop who always gives me a hug, with the end result of his gun poking me in my ass - is on ANOTHER call. Great. At the last minute, a cool - and HUGE - maintenance guy gives me a ride almost up to my bus stop in a maintenance cart...lol.
All of this shit happened on Thursday. I'm still saving up money to take the state exam, and I need to get back to studying for it once I finish this novel, which is actually like crack to me.
I'm really beginning to hate my place of employment, folks.
A fake profile: Hello Goddess
2 days ago
Me: Fake...and apparently, also kinda' crazy.
a day ago
Fake profile: you? I know
Certainly not worthy to be called "Goddess"
So I take it back asswipe
2 hours ago
Me: You really are a dumbass. Go play in traffic. I feel bad for the guy whose pic you swiped...
...So much for checking my email before heading out to work...lol
Where in the hell did the weekend go?
It's time was too brief. Bleh.
Goddamn, but I'm on a roll!
I love writing down the crazy shit that spews forth from my brain. Is it good shit? Maybe yes...maybe no.
In any case, I get a rush from it.
I don't do or need drugs or alcohol!
Well - I like some alcohol on occasion. I'm kinda' like Tina Fey in that Amex commercial, where she inhales deeply from a dryer sheet, then exclaims "A lawyer that's a monkey!" as she's typing away in her laundry room.
Just because I'm 53 years old doesn't mean that I'd be interested in a 70-plus year old Keebler elf.
*sigh*
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I am 54 and am already an annoying old fart.
OMG too funny
Wait. Did he have cookies!?!
You know, I was wondering about the cookies too!
I'm not interested in him or his damn cookies.
* Late yesterday afternoon, Big Momma and I are chatting. I mention that it would be terrible if I was all powerful, as I'd kill off thousands of people. She made a comment that she'd be on my hit list. I told her that while she got on my goddamn nerves (my exact words), I'd let her live as she was a nice person. Truthfully...she'd be on the hit list.
* The old black guy with the Mohawk, who walks like the Penguin...he was in my line, and started barking (He's done this before while placing a grill order). His barking freaked out some of the other customers in line. As I've basically had enough of his cuckoo bullshit, I said loudly "If you don't stop that damn barking, I'll have you locked up in your kennel..." He stopped barking, while everyone else busted out laughing.
When I later told another campus employee about how idiotic some people are, she agreed, and told me a few of her idiot encounters. We both came to the conclusion that we don't really work on a college campus...we work in a psychiatric hospital.
Food for thought...and funny as hell:
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This has been one brutal work-week. Working over-time (Big Momma was a no-show on Thursday...no fuckin' surprise there. On most of Wednesday, the bitch was nodding off to sleep...even while standing). Both bosses out...yippee...
And I got some weird painful lump on the side of my left foot. My feet are thin, and don't swell up, so that's not the problem. (I've never had foot problems before, so I can only guess that my work shoes are wearing out; buying Dr. Scholls insoles aren't helping either).
Anyway - on the positive side:
*THE GIANTS WON!!!
*We got some real rain! Yipee!
*And - there is a rumor that I MAY be getting a raise. I won't hold my breath on it though.
*My mom is doing well...as well as an 84-year old woman with borderline dementia can be. I love making her laugh, and it's good for her.
*I'm chompin' at the bit to get back to my novel, which is going along very well. The last part (4), then the epilogue...then I'm done! So, maybe those self-publishing hounds will stop calling. Actually - I like getting messages from them...lol. I don't have enough money for one publisher though (the subsidy of Simon & Schuster), so I'll go with the cheaper one...which ain't cheap.
*I haven't seen any examples so far, but my sis is diligently working on the artwork for the book cover...I'll have to force her to at least take $100 bucks from me...lol
*(And I got a few more short stories to write to have a collection of short stories as well).
Busy...busy...busy! And with the exception of the work bullshit, I LOVE it!
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