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This poem is so hard to find and even harder to keep by the looks of it, so I am putting it here so I never lose it again:)







If you ever own an ocelot,

You'll find that it gets lost a lot

And causes endless trouble when you

try to seek it out.

It hides in closets, sinks and drawers,

Beneath the stairs, behind the doors--Or

even in a coffeepot, emerging from the spout!



Before you buy an ocelot,

Remember it'll cost a lot

To buy the types of food that every

ocelot demands.

If you don't get him steaks and chops

And apple pies and lemon drops,

You're sure to have a most unhappy creature

on your hands.



When he's not fed, an ocelot

Gets hungry, mean and cross a lot

And doesn't do a single thing but sulk

and pout and fret

But when you feed your ocelot

(He sure likes applesauce a lot!)

You'll find he makes a most delightful,

happy little pet.

Misspelled book title ftw!



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*Jo, give me a call/email if you see this in the next few days.

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birra
20:54 Nov 21 2009

Screw the title... that looks like it could be one of THE WORST books ever published.

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Irony
21:08 Nov 21 2009

I am SO with you on that!

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Joli
02:46 Dec 08 2009

Irony quote: "So bad it's nearly art."

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Joli
01:00 Nov 11 2024

I miss you

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I need some more motivation so that I can muster up enough energy to collect enough favour for the Ockham trading card game, but right now I have so much other crap going on in my life. I am considering getting a PA to do all the profile visiting instead:P



Did I ever mention I really fucking hate the coven system?



I do.