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Poor mum is in for a culture shock!
10:28 Oct 11 2011
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Bleeding Massacre says:

Maybe I should write your mother an email about being with you

Fever Dreams says:

o.O just leave out the raunchy videos I made for you

Bleeding Massacre says:

You owe me another one by the way.

Dear soon-to-be mum ...

Fever Dreams says:

o.O ... lol ... here we go ...

Bleeding Massacre says:

You should let me marry your daughter for the following reasons

Fever Dreams says:

O.o oh my

Bleeding Massacre says:

1. I have good customer service skills

2. I give respect to my elders

Fever Dreams says:

-.- uh huh

Bleeding Massacre says:

3. I can reach the to shelf of most cupboards

Fever Dreams says:

*facepaw*

Bleeding Massacre says:

4. I will satisfy your daughter in the bedroom

Fever Dreams says:

*gasps*

Bleeding Massacre says:

5. I promise not to put you in a home

6. I can teach you how to use an ipad

Fever Dreams says:

Oh Jeebuz!

Bleeding Massacre says:

7. I will cook for you

8. I will go to temple

Fever Dreams says:

:) awwww

Bleeding Massacre says:

9. I will give you tall skinny grand kids

Fever Dreams says:

o.O *awkward silence* one more to go ...

Bleeding Massacre says:

10. I promise not to screw your daughters brains out under your roof

Fever Dreams says:

Omg Aaron!

This is going into my journal!!!

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