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You know who you are asshos. There are fookers, fookin fookers, and then there are fookin mother fookers. You try to be a hard ass and tough, but my Master Vlad beat you ass down every time.



Me laugh watching it all and read your chitty writing. I love seeing my name and Master Vlad in print.



So happy and joy. I tickle all you asshos for all the times you fookin mother fookers write about me and my glorious and wise Master Vladvampirelord.



You no like? Then Fookhuayl!



Now bend over so I tickle your assho.



Bahahahaha!