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Greetings Vampyre Raiders! I am FookyooAwl, one of three glorious brothers. First brother Fookhu, Second Fookhuthieu. Both murdered in their prime by the evil Vampyre Raiders system and bad covens.

I am here to take revenge! And revenge will be so sweet. Super power chop chop destroy... I am worst Asian Vampyre nightmare as you sleep. Confident and convenient. Long lasting motherfucker...

BEWARE! I COME FOR YOU IN POWER VENGEFULNESS!

Fook hu. Fook hu thieu, and fookhu ayl!

Crush, stir, let sit in pan 15 minutes.

Yes and fook hu ayl!

Open stop run happy great country of Vampyre raiders!



NOTE: I AM A ROGUE AND RENOUNCE MEMBERSHIP IN MY COVEN.



TO ALL TOO COWARDLY TO STAND ALONE I SAY REMEMBER MY BROTHER:

FOOK HU



All Hail Vladvampirelord glorious supreme leader and wise man!