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FOOKHU was a son of North Korea who escaped the totalitarian regime to flee to the West where he met another immigrant, a beautiful woman named UPDIAZ who had left Cuba to find a better life. They fell in love and joined the ranks of Master Vlad's ARMY OF DARKNESS determined that the Vampire Raider System be free and the covens squashed. They fought side by side FOOKHU & UPDIAZ, Asian and Latina to end the tyrannical system that forced them into covens making them de facto slaves to a bunch of arrogant bores and dunderheads, as Sires made their way to the top begging for rates and adds and journal adds without concentrating on the content of their journals first and foremost. Thus journals filled with mundane observations on life, the weather, eating habits, and more poems and recipes and a constant begging for favor could be heard throughout the land. "Rates and adds. Will RTF!"



With a resounding cry of FOOKHU, FOOKHU fought and died in a battle against this system as a soldier in the ARMY OF DARKNESS leaving behind UPDIAZ, who mourned his passing alone feeling isolated and in despair.



The moral of the story. Do not take it UPDIAZ. Fight for your man and the ARMY OF DARKNESS. Do not be a slave to this tedious and boring system. Rebel.



Remember FOOKHU!