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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsy, the coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.



'First body: Italian, age 60 years. Died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.



Second body: Scotsman, 25 years old. Won a thousand pounds on the lottery. Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'



'And, what of the third body?'



'Ah', says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. He was Danny Earl, Newfie, age 30, struck by lightning.''



'Why is he smiling then', inquires the Police.



Says the coroner, 'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

A guy works in a morgue and one day he rushes into his boss's office. The boss asks what is wrong and the guy replies 'There's a woman with a prawn in between her legs!' and the boss goes 'Really? Show me'



So they guy and his boss head back to the room where the dead woman is laying and the boss takes a look, seeing if there was a prawn in between her legs.



He turns around to the guy and says that that isn't a prawn, it's her clitorus!



The guy then says.. 'Seriously? It tasted like one!'