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Computer Blessing
08:04 Jul 16 2010
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Blessings on this fine machine,

May its data all be clean.

Let the files stay where they're put,

Away from disk drives keep all soot.

From its screen shall come no whines,

Let in no spikes on power lines.

As oaks were sacred to the Druids,

Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.

Disk Full shall be nor more than rarity,

The memory shall not miss its parity.

From the modem shall come wonders,

Without line noise making blunders.

May it never catch a virus,

And all its software stay desirous.

Oh let the printer never jam,

And turn my output into spam.

I ask of Eris, noble queen,

Keep Murphy far from this machine.

Anti Nightmare Spell
06:49 Jul 16 2010
Times Read: 732

White candle, black candle

Paper and pen

Nightmares are useful warnings dreams and should be recorded in a dream journal for interpretation. On a small piece of paper, write the basic details of the dream or main theme of the dream. Light white candle and intone: Peace be to all who see this light Peace be to all through the night Merry meet and blessed be Let this nightmare flee from me. Light black candle Peace be to all who see this light Peace be to all through the night Protect the one who sleeps tonight And repel the evil blight. Merry meet until the dawn Blessed be and all is calm. Burn the nightmare in the firelight and extinguish candles.