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16 entries this month
21:48 Jan 23 2009
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My computer is down for a while. the weekend at least. Am at the library now putting this in.
So..Cat and Rat, you will have to use the PHONE to contact me.
For Rat......
02:56 Jan 21 2009
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While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge!!
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.......PRICELESS
00:56 Jan 20 2009
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MMMMMMM I just ate my home cooked slightly extra salty soup beans, bread, onion and a big glass of milk. My tummy is full and life is good.
Something I wrote in a thread of "real heroes"00:15 Jan 20 2009
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My Grandfather - he taught me that life means nothing if you do not have family and friends. That laughter, love and compassion are extremely important. Giving to others when you can is a wonderful experience and yet standing for your values and self are equally important.
He also showed me that having fun and listening to my inner child should never end.
I miss him greatly.
This pic is from when I was in junior college. He died in 1989. His name was Gus.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
03:42 Jan 18 2009
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I made it through one whole set of the Virginia Reel tonight and so far so good with my knees. A wee bit stiff but no real pain.
And again......
YEEEEHHHHAWWWWW!!! :):):)
04:26 Jan 16 2009
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Several calls from family of friends that I have been able to help. It is good to help others when you can.
Makes me further appreciate my current good days.
Three days on the new arthritis med..and so far so good. WOOT!!!!
04:17 Jan 15 2009
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Today was a VERY GOOD DAY!!
I did well in my work with students.
I did extra research on program issues.
I did extra work on a website.
I helped out some people.
I felt good.
I walked with much less pain.
My family and friends are all safe.
Sigh of happiness. All is well in my world today.
03:10 Jan 13 2009
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Today was the first day of class both in teaching and as a student. Both classes went well.
I am taking a screenwriting class. Yeah me. Our first assignment is to come up with 10 different movie ideas...limited to about one sentence each. It should be interesting.
04:40 Jan 12 2009
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Not many read my journal but for those that do, I would like your input.......
What does being "female" mean to you?
03:43 Jan 12 2009
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I managed to wash dishes today. Yeah me.
I swear if I do not get some energy soon they might as well bury me.
Sigh.....
PRIVATE ENTRY
18:20 Jan 11 2009
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •
03:48 Jan 07 2009
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I am NOT responsible for what other people choose to do in their life. I am NOT responsible regardless of whether you think I am or not.
When I leave a job for something better and am still in the area. I did not leave you. We are friends still. So what if you do not see me daily, I am still around to hang out and listen and do things with. I did not move.
Stop telling me that it happened because I left you. Geez. You are older than me, an intelligent person with an excellent education. Act it.
There. I feel better.
01:03 Jan 07 2009
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You know I had this long entry spilling my thoughts about another issue almost done.....hit a wrong button. DAMN LAPTOP!!
Sigh.....
00:52 Jan 07 2009
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It has been two days of sadness and remembrance. Yesterday the previous secretary of my department died unexpectedly. She was 46.
Today a nurse from the hospital with whom I worked many years lost the fight to cancer. She would have been 38 this Jan 19th.
Both of them were caring, compassionate individuals that liked to have fun and never saw a stranger.
I will miss them both.
Their viewings are both on the same night about 100 miles apart. Sigh.....not sure what I will do about that as of yet.
ALL Rat's fault!!!
23:45 Jan 04 2009
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Rat has been sick since Christmas. We stay away....becuase she does not want us around and we don't want to be sick. Finally she says she is lonesome and wants company and assures us that she has been on antibiotics long enough to not be contagious.
And we came two nights in a row....to talk, laugh, eat, play...and it was good.
Now, I have been in the bathroom several times today and the tummy ache grows worse.
Rat is in SOOOOOO much trouble when I get better.
04:02 Jan 01 2009
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So much has been happening lately and there is a part of me that needs to keep it closed off for a bit longer...until decisions are made and things are different.
I do know one thing I can share with you tonight.....
Happy New Year, VR!
May 2009 be filled with lots of ordinary miracles and may we recognize them for what true miracles they are.
Be safe!
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