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The sun is out ... christ is the sun out its fucking hot today !

Work in an hour and a half ... yeah it bites but theres a bonus

Today children you will be spending your shift in the pub coz your client wants a beer and to watch the football (hes such a great guy) pity I cant get pissed but still when was the last time you got paid to be in the pub ?

uh have I been ill today I was up most of last night ... hot and cold but I had other things to occupy my mind which made me feel better (thanx SG your a star) but this morning I felt like shit !

Called in sick and had the day in bed watching stargate

Costs me money but fuck it I do enough hours and id have crashed the car if id attempted to drive

Wish me well dear reader back to the grindstone tomorrow

X

Not exactly my favorite time of day but today is worse than usual .... I woke up an hour ago ... with my coat on !

I have no idea what I did last night or when I got home (or how) I dimly remember tequila slammers and going to see some band but nothing else at all !!!! Im still very wobbly and have work in 15 mins or so

oh this is going to be fun for the next 12 hrs

Do you feel my pain ?

What type of pet are you dear reader ?

Are you obedient or disobedient ?

Messy or clean ?

trained or untrained ?

Do you like to be walked in public ?

Do you need a bath ?

Are you a bad kitty ?

Is doggy good ?

What do you like to eat ?

Favorite drink ?

Do you dance like you just dont care ?

what colour do you want to be ?

favorite outfit ?

Boots or heals ?

Did you expect this post to be about cats and dogs ?

Now If you happen to be MagiK minded send me something to fill this void .....

Its not a bad deal dear reader. I need money ... I also need more sex ! in return you can have my soul and as many rope burns as you want ! Dont be shy now, I know that your a little kinky ... yes the odd bite here and there, a bit of light bondage ! A slap on the ass ... then its all ball gags, restraints, crotchless rubber leggings and anal sex ... I know your type Ive seen you around ... dirty girl !

Surprise dear reader ... Im alive !

Today is officially fucking wet (no thats not wet in a good way)

I now, due possibly to my own stupidity, have to walk in this pissing it down weather for about an hour and a half to get to my next job !

Teach me to loan my car out !

Why when you look at someones pro do you not leave a comment. Im intrested in what you think. This isnt just ego massage (although anyone who tells you they dont enjoy being told there pro is the fuckin shitz is lying) I want to know what you think .. do you hate it ? do you love it ? are you rich and want to sleep with me for a substantial amount of money ?

Leave a comment eh ? or Im coming round yours with the boys !

Some sad news and old friend of mine died earlier this week after coming off his bike and colliding with a wall. He died in hospital later from internal injuries. I nice guy who I had lost touch with ... he will be sadly missed

Ok journal time again

So I receive notice that im going to be evicted in 18hrs if I dont come up with £900

YES £900 FUCKING 9 FUCKING 00 MOTHER FUCKERS

I have some good friends who saved my ass

(you may all molest me as much as you wish)

I managed it thanks to them so I can still write to you dear reader arnt you lucky

Now back to the housing association that threatened the action

You votes please

Fire

Explosion

Shotgun

Chainsaw

Doberman

Groan ! well another day another dollar ... damn that suns bright TURN IT DOWN ! well off to work shortly another fun day being battered by the mentally unstable sigh still finish at 7 so might indulge in a few swift ones or maybe even two's

Ever noticed that no matter where you go or whatever bar you stumble into theres always those beautifull fun loving and bubble girls that insist on buying you drinks for the rest of the night and soothing away the worries of the world, in any way they can oblige .... no me neither ah well ... work !

Have fun dear reader and keep up with the medication

X

Ive noticed people actually read this shit ... thanks for your support and ill try harder now keep medicating and ill see you later

Love and pheromones

X

Well here again dear reader ... nothing on tv ? ah well Ive been entertaining myself in the local drinking establishment with my friends Jack, Jim and there mexican bud tequila so this is gonna be brief

Drink stealing ! yes you mother fuckers who indulge ... you are low ! Im busy "talking" to bar maids and the like .. Scots in the bogs and Ians having a fag outside .. a table of drinks suddenly vanishes ... castrate the fuckers and drain the liquid out of the bleeding stump ... so its tainted but I worked fucking hard for the money that paid for that Its mine and I want it back !!!!

rant over !