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GENTLE: By D.M.08:15 Sep 30 2009
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This is the first digital piece I've done in about 2 years. As I get used to the software here I'll be making more...
Name: GENTLE
Created by: Diana Martin
2009
***THIS IMAGE IS UNDER STRICT COPYRIGHT BY DIANA MARTIN!!!***
PRIVATE ENTRY
06:24 Sep 29 2009
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A REAL PHONE CALL (funny as fuck)
04:10 Sep 25 2009
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I wish I could have had these recorded into a file for you all to hear...lol. My older sister Julie tried cheering me up one day by calling a storage place. This is how it went down...
PHONE CALL TO A STORAGE UNIT
Nancy: Thank you for calling U Store It, how may I help you today?
Julie (sis): Yeeeeeeeeah, I want to get some prices on your units.
Nancy: Okay, no problem...and about how much room are you looking for?
Julie: Oh, well....big enough for a casket.
Nancy: Scuse me?
Julie: A coffin. Yanno, a casket.
Nancy: *clears throat* Okay, umm...about how big is the-
Julie: (cutting her off) I dont care if I gotta fit it in the smallest ones you have. I can store that thing standing right side up, if I gotta.
Nancy: Well, I umm......well I've never had anybody ask me to store a coffin (small laugh)
Julie: Yeah, well, the fucker left me with no choice so I gotta do this quickly...
Nancy: Pardon?!
Julie: Yanno, he got mouthy. So what's the price on your smallest unit?
Nancy: Ma'am is there a body in that casket?
Julie: Well...Yes.
Nancy: (mortified) Ma'am, we have rules and we cant do that...
Julie: C'mon, he'll be quiet.
Nancy: (speechless)
Julie: Are you there?
Nancy: I just......We cant help you with that.
Julie: (sternly) Dammit! What time do you get off, I wanna have a word with you in person...
Nancy: (hung up).
So...since Jules did that call, It was my turn. I really couldnt think of something as clever as her rant, so I called Subway for her.
Subway: Subway, east challenger.
Me: HI! What time does the train come in?
Subway: (hung up).
LMAO.....shuddup, that was funny!!!
More shit to see
01:55 Sep 24 2009
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Okay, so for those of you who enjoy my digital works (and I was surprised to get so many kuddos recently, thanks again!) I added 3 more recent images. Better aps, programs used and filters. Oh, and coloring effects. Duh.
Found this funny...01:48 Sep 24 2009
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I remember when my brother in law (Captain Cardboard) sent me this lol. I just......cracked up lol.
Random Zombie Thought
03:18 Sep 22 2009
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I had an very evangellical christian father groing up...SURPRISE! lol.
He'd preach for hours how the world was going to end....blah blah blah. I used to look foward to seeing the antichrist. NOW...I think I just want it to end with some hardcore zombie bashing. Not those slow ones either. The high paced movin' muthas. *screams orgasmically* YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH! Gimme some of that 28 Days Later bullshit...I wanna crack some skulls going out. Bashin' skulls for the greater good lol.
*sighs happily to the thought*
Sorry, a part of my soul gets happy with zombies.Much like Disney for a kid.
Still not sleeping...
08:08 Sep 21 2009
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I want to find Insomnia and kick it's ASS! I bitch alot about it. I find as I get older I wanna cup a soup, a hug and....*smacks self*
Wake up, kid this is reality. I dont get sleep. Now, im to the point where im like, okay, does anybody else ever feel like asking somebody, with a straight face, mind you..."Anyone else feel like washing their mouth out with bullet flavored mouth wash?" Wow. lol.
Just wondering.
I really went there. 10yrs still making fun of suicide. It's no joke though, coming from a person who finds their father's corpse from an ugly overdose. There's definatley no end for the survivors. It's been kinda like a bad David Lynch film. I love David Lynch though.
Thats where the PTS just keeps kickin at you. I want to rest...but in the back of the vault there, somewhere, it replays different everytime. Everytime. Robbed me of years. Took the pigment right out of my hair within a few days. I still love the night. But back their somewhere, it means im gonna be restless and edgy. The stars come out and sing and fucking tap dance for what seems to be most others. Not me. I'm sleep's bastard child.
Well, I suppose I'll try getting ahold of sandman. He's avoiding me.
As I go for the night and look for my seven shadows of dreamscape, I am reminded of a classic movie. Fight Club. YES, fight club. Scene with Ed Norton and the Doc. LMAO.
"NO. You need healthy, natural sleep..."
*sighs*
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