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Seeds of sleep.

05:05 Oct 29 2007
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Last night I was asleep and having very vivid dreams. I had not eaten a large quantity of cheese nor had I eaten fungi of the hallucinogenic variety. Regardless I had very violent and realistic dreams. A large portion of my dreaming state was dominated by the creepiest of crawlies, the spider.



I have no fear of spiders and do not consider them to be something to worry about. In fact a few months ago I think I was bitten by one. I didn't notice it until my finger swelled up to three times its normal size. I have a photo of it somewhere if I can find it.





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But I digress.



Last night I was having a dream that the house was infested with spiders. Of all shapes and sizes, colours and creeds. There was a spider that could jump 5 feet from the wall towards me, causing me to dive to the floor to escape and in turn causing me to land face first in a web of a brilliant crimson beast.



The running and ducking and dodging went on for several dream minutes before I was finally bitten. I had been bitten between the small toe and the toe beside it on my right foot. I looked down and squeezed my foot and oozy white liquid poured out.



Suddenly I was being covered head to toe in spiders, in my hair, across my face and up my legs. I flailed at them and managed to knock most of them off me before I found myself tangled in the bed sheets and covered in sweat. I lay there confused for a few moments wondering where all the spiders had gone.



Slowly I became aware of a prickling between my toes where I had been bitten in the dream. I reached down and pulled something small and inanimate from between my toes. I feared that I had incorporated a real life event into my dream and I was at that very moment prying a dead hobo spider from between my toes.



Imagine my relief when having cleared out my cavity I discovered three kernels of bird seed that I had stepped on earlier that night.

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30 thumbs up.

07:41 Oct 26 2007
Times Read: 1,000


I really liked this movie, it had the cliché vampires walking around hissing at each other all the time but over-all it was a good movie. The story was a little weak but the movie isn't story driven, its mood and atmosphere.



The visuals are extremely well done, the sounds are eerie and you can almost feel the wind biting into your bones. My advice when you do go to see this movie bring a jumper, its going to get colder and colder the more you find yourself getting buried in the environment this movie creates.


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Tonight

04:32 Oct 26 2007
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30 Days Of Night.


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Bill Bryson

19:23 Oct 25 2007
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If you don't know who this guy is you should check him out, even more so if you like quirky nerds and their mishaps while traveling.

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Odwalla reply

17:56 Oct 22 2007
Times Read: 1,046




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Daire



Thank you for contacting us, as it is so very important for us to listen to what our consumers have to say about our products.



I was sorry to read about the condition of your juice. Our Strawberry C Monster is supposed to be sweet and refreshing, not at all what you have described.



I would like to report this issue to our Quality Assurance team so they can evaluate the cause, if you still have the bottle please provide the following information:

1) when, and where (the name of the store, and the city/state) you purchased the juice

2) the enjoy by date

3) the bottle code (the last 3 digits on the line directly underneath the enjoy by date - ex:2EB)



If you would like to send in the foreign object , please send to:





Be sure to attach reference #(i removed), your name, mailing address, and phone number. Also, please indicate the date you will be sending this to Dinuba.



If you would like for us to pay for the cost of shipping please ship by FedEx. On the mailing label you can request they bill the receiver and use the following FedEx account #(i removed). In the name field enter “Consumer Return”. To locate the closest FedEx drop off call (i removed)

If you have any other questions, please call us at 1-800-ODWALLA or visit our website at www.odwalla.com.



Also, please provide your mailing address and I will send to you a replacement coupon for the product you purchased and were not able to enjoy. Again, thank you for contacting us and I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you.



Verna

Voice of Odwalla


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Dear Odwalla.....

23:59 Oct 21 2007
Times Read: 1,070


Hello,



I recently purchased an Odwalla juice drink. However having finished half my drink I found what appears to be an insect. Not a small aphid or something, but something that looks like a larval cricket or some other similar creature. It also seems to have something sprouting from its body.



I am attaching photographs of my discovery and await your response.







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Adventures in Sushi

06:40 Oct 16 2007
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This time I decided to risk it all and gamble big. I ordered some Uni or Sea Urchin.



I had expected it to be a meaty little devil given that’s its exterior is so formidable. However when it arrived it was presented not in spines and armour, but in seaweed and rice.



If you can picture a custard coloured tongue, with the consistency of old yogurt you can picture Uni.



Flannery braved a bite of one of my pieces and immediately gagged and had to spit it out. According to her it tasted exactly as it looked, fishy custard.



When my turn came I bit the bullet and just popped it into my mouth and I have to say that it was not as bad as Flannery had made it seem, although that being said I do not think I will order it again any time soon.

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Free show.....that I didn't ask for.

01:43 Oct 13 2007
Times Read: 1,133






So here it was, this is what was in my line of sight, I did not want to see it but no matter when I looked up this is what I saw.





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Can you see my problem here?





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See it now? I'm sure you do.





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Ass.

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Tards tards tards

21:27 Oct 05 2007
Times Read: 1,155


Flannery just added an item to the Vr database, Blood + an animation series based off the main character in blood the last vampire.



She only posted it yesterday, it has already been rated about 11 times and about 9 of those ratings are stamped.



WHO THE FUCK STAMPS VR DATABASE STUFF?



And whats more the stamps say things like you have been fairly rated, feel free to add me as a friend and rate me back etc....



How is it possible to be this stupid and still manage to operate a computer.....


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