The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

18:56 May 30 2005
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I was in the car with my dad on the way to the Library and he told me something i had not expected to hear.



He wants me to pimp my dog.....anyone know where i can get a big hat and platform shoes?

11:32 May 30 2005
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Well im off to the Lie-Berry today. Not sure what ill get, i usually get one or two books on tape and then if i see something i like in relation to any world war i get that and share it with my youngest brother, i usually pick up something about sport for my middle brother and then maybe something historical for me.



I might get something on japanese history or The history of the katana seeing as i just got one and Ive always had an interest in them, i even found a show i had taped from about 2000 telling you how the swords are made and a brief history of the style of sword.

23:44 May 29 2005
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I found a photo of my dog as a puppy today, so im posting it in my portfolio along side a photo of him on his 2nd birthday.

Difference.
00:38 May 28 2005
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Erotic is using feathers, kinky is using the entire chicken.

Moo moo moo im voodoo cursing you
00:30 May 28 2005
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Bedtime and sleeping update
19:01 May 27 2005
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I havent been to bed in 3 days, havent slept for 2.....day time television gets really old really fast.



P.s. Cancer i saw a clip from Dr. Phil and i still think you should go on the show he is a dick.

05:30 May 27 2005
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Lol this is pathetic.

Yawn....repetition repetition repetition repetition
00:48 May 27 2005
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Chaz has started yet another poll about sex....pick another topic already.

03:59 May 26 2005
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That would be "Fish goo" Or "fish oil." EW!--- On 21:55:58 - May 25 2005 - Daire wrote ---



Lol tubermobile.



Holy fishpaste FF.



--- On 21:55:14 - May 25 2005 - Jason wrote ---



It's quite scary how similar our sense of humors are. heheh



"To the Tubermobile!"--- On 21:51:09 - May 25 2005 - Daire wrote ---



Then if we get drunk we can become superheros.



Fish man and potato boy. And we both have long hair so we look similar and our powers can be the seduction of inanimate tubers and aquatic creatures.



So we can just run around with our crotch pins and make asses of ourselves.



--- On 21:49:44 - May 25 2005 - Jason wrote ---



There you go! LOL that's great!--- On 21:48:13 - May 25 2005 - Daire wrote ---



You can just pin a fish to your crotch and ill have a potato, instead of those stupid hello my name is badges.



--- On 21:47:12 - May 25 2005 - Jason wrote ---



LOL "Hello, My name is Fish Fucker."--- On 21:45:33 - May 25 2005 - Daire wrote ---



Just imagine a TV screen with nothing on it and thats how ill greet you in person at the first VR convention/wedding/cult mass suicide.



--- On 21:44:46 - May 25 2005 - Jason wrote ---



Music to my ears.--- On 21:37:22 - May 25 2005 - Daire wrote ---



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Online Help
00:50 May 26 2005
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Dear Microsoft Technical Support:



I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't

mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where

it monitors all other system activity.



Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Movie 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I

cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to

Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.



With regards,



Customer X



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THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -



Dear Customer X,



This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0

is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are

unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to

Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is

impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the

system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0

or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual

under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed

myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties

as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think

has caused them, you must run the C: I APOLOGISE program and avoid

attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C: I

APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating

system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance

program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying

additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under

any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 as this is not a supported

application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.



Thank you for using the program!!





With regards,

Bill







P.S. In no case try to install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0)

that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software would

lead to Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system

You cant hide from your nature.
23:46 May 25 2005
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Today for dinner i had a big ass steak and some really nice spuds.



And they were reeeeeeeally nice spuds.......damn this Irish blood of mine, no matter how far i try to run i always find the potatoes have gotten there first.

05:02 May 25 2005
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You are an
assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Name and shame.
04:50 May 25 2005
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Lately i had to remove images from a portfolio. The member therefore decided to rate me a 1 in return for the service i offered.



And that member was.......ursexyworstnightmare.



I know this is petty, but im tired of doing what im supposed to do and then having people react this way.

00:55 May 25 2005
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I just got welcomed to the site for the second time in 2 weeks. Im going to suspend the next person that welcomes me on the grounds of being a dumbass.

00:18 May 25 2005
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This is the problem with people on this site, no matter what crap it says in a profile all people do is say welcome. To that all i have to say is.....





READ THE FUCKING PROFILE BEFORE LEAVING A MESSAGE, IF ITS SHIT RATE IT A 1 DONT GIVE A 10 JUST FOR SHOWING UP.



This profile as a 5.(something) rating. HOW? Look at the name, it isnt even spelled right, it doesnt make sense.

00:11 May 24 2005
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235 people on Vampire Rave.



Now 315.

Why why why why why.
00:04 May 24 2005
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I was watching the news today and there was a report about teenage mothers in England. It said that over 90,000 teenagers had kids last year. Of those over 7,000 were under 16 and of those over 2,000 were under 14.



WHAT THE FUCK. And they were saying the poor people were the ones most likely to have teenage mothers, fair enough, but they tried to blame it on the government? How the fuck is the government supposed to stop little skanks having kids? Better Community Centres?

21:35 May 22 2005
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It has been 45 hours since i went to bed. That is all.

04:04 May 22 2005
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As it now stands i have only filled up one of the last 10 slots.



My profile has got the full 10 but one of them is me and the other is from someone who just needed to ask an admin a question.



My portfolio has about 6 people in there and again one of them is me.



And my journal has 5 and yet again one of them is me.



Apparantly im not all that interesting.

00:55 May 22 2005
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I was just flicking through the different shows that were on. And ok it is after 12 and ok it is a Saturday but still of the...15 channels i have access to there were 4 shows dedicated to porn. Literally porn, there was a show called "porn a family business". Its a sort of behind the scenes porno company. There was a show on our version of fox and its about people on holiday in Ibiza (the place i would love to nuke) and all the show is about is getting drunk and having sex with strangers, and the two other shows were just variations of these shows. I am really sick of this whole youth cultures idea of boozing it up and catching Std's, i just dont see how people can be that stupid. I mean even stupidity has to have limits.

Mormon Tactics Against Masturbation
00:27 May 20 2005
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Having trouble dealing with masturbation? Trying to stop but just can't figure out how? Have no fear! There is help for those of you afflicted with this terrible addiction - and the Mormon Church knows the way. Just follow a few simple steps and you'll be free in no time.





1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.



2. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, you must break off their friendship. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken out of your mind for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.



3. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress and then get out of the bathroom into a room where you will have some member of your family present.



4. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.



5. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, get out of bed and go into the kitchen and fix yourself a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you get your mind on something else. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.



It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God and defeats the gospel plan.



This self-gratifying activity will cause one to lose his self-respect and feel guilty and depressed, which can in the extreme lead to further sinning. As a person feels spiritually unclean, he loses his interest in prayer, his testimony becomes weak, and missionary work and other Church callings become burdensome, offering no joy and limited success.

22:58 May 18 2005
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While i was walking my dog the other day i was in the middle of this field and i found a huge load of rubbish and in the middle of it was a box with a serial number on it, so i took the lable home and tried to look up what it was.



And it was this.



Axalto



Who would dump this in the middle of a field in Dunboyne?

20:07 May 18 2005
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My younger brother Cathal (the older of the two brothers) just got a letter today saying that he was accepted into his college course or PLC whatever it is.



He applied for some kind of football course.

17:28 May 18 2005
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03:19 May 18 2005
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Ive just been welcomed to the site. Oh the joy of having someone pay so much attention to my profile so as to WELCOME ME.

Blade Runner
01:43 May 17 2005
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Nothing the God of Bio-mechanics wouldnt let you into heaven for.

Praise is a nice change.
23:41 May 16 2005
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You are SO sexy when you are angry. I want to watch your webcam as you delete profiles.

Yet another warning.
16:49 May 16 2005
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Although this message does not apply to every member of the site, it does apply to a large enough number to warrant a system message.



The following is a quote of the rules for creating a portfolio.





No copyrighted work unless you own the copyright.





In the future I will not be sending personal messages to people asking them to change their portfolio because so far about half of the people I have asked have either just ignored the warning or have given me a whole heap of attitude. From now on portfolios containing images not allowed will simply be deleted.



This is also written in the rules of a portfolio, which can be read on the edit portfolio page.



“Portfolio's not meeting the above criteria may be deleted without warning by the administration.



Any portfolio I find with copy written images after this message has been sent out will be deleted without warning and the user will be given a 3-5 day suspension. I do not want to get any messages from people asking me questions about this message, if you are not sure if the image should be there remove it. The only people exempt from suspension are people who join the site after this message has been sent.



Anyone who logs on after this message has been sent and fails to do anything about their portfolio will have their portfolio deleted and they will be suspended.





I will start to delete portfolios and suspend members 3 days from now on May 19th this gives you 3 days to clean up your portfolios and get everything in order.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.
01:34 May 16 2005
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Which



Sword



To buy?

Who knew.
21:55 May 15 2005
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I am a Crown. I'm regal and proud. People instinctively follow my lead, so I don't even have to try. Sometimes it's a drag. What Sort of Hat Are You?

HE CAN WALK!!!!
02:21 May 15 2005
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The force is with me....and it brought pickles.
00:12 May 15 2005
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I just saw attack of the clones for the first time today, it was on RTE 1 (Radio Telefis Eireann). Of course it was only on to build up hype for III but still an excuse to watch Star Wars is always welcomed.



However, as I was watching it I noticed that there were a lot more bad jokes and really bad puns in this film then in any other. Like C3po gets his head cut off and he is being towed behind R2D2 and he says “this is a drag” of his head is next to his body and he says “im beside myself”…..WHAT THE HELL? You didn’t have bad jokes like this in the other films at least none I can remember.



Another thing they really really camped up C3po for this movie by the end of the film I was literally shouting at the screen “OK HE IS GAY I GET IT”



On a plus side though there was lots of Light Saber action and lots of people loosing limbs and getting cut in half and split down the middle which I am a big fan of. I really wish I had a working Light Saber, id be so entertained just walking along cutting things in half or plunging it hilt deep into solid stone just for the fun of it.



So overall i have to say i liked it for what it was even though i still prefer the old movies, the fact that they arent perfect adds alot to them i think.



Oh i forgot to say, that creature that obi kills (in a very nice light sabery way i might add) with the blades for feet was a real reminder of Gamesworkshops Warhammer species the Tyranids.

00:47 May 14 2005
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Im sitting here watching Bubbahotep. A film where Bruce Campbell plays a retired Elvis who is impersonating a dead Elvis impersonator. The film takes place in a rest home in Texas and Elvis has to fight with The Mummy Hotep, and his only help is from JFK, a black man with sand in his skull from that bullet in Dallas.

01:17 May 12 2005
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Secrets

00:34 May 12 2005
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I brought my dog on a midnight walk, and we found a hedgehog.

23:33 May 11 2005
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I finished college today and i dont go back until september.....oh what ever am i going to do with all this free time?

01:06 May 10 2005
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I want a katana.

01:40 May 09 2005
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Why are you reading what i have to say? You could be doing something so much better for your mind then listening to me whittle on about nothing and bitching and complaining.....there are great minds out there producing works that never get written and there are even now works written by great men passed which you know nothing about.....so dont waste your time on me go find something better to read.

And the lord said let there be....
03:13 May 07 2005
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Comics

03:02 May 07 2005
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I was just messing around with my hair, you know chewing on it, smelling it, pulling it out etc... and i found a split end which seperated into 5 different parts......groovy.

23:28 May 05 2005
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Today i was informed i was off the hook in relation to my 4th year.



She finished her project and she didnt need me after all.



However i do know that she is getting 4 prints made 4' by 5' and the four altogether are going to cost her 1,750 (thats $2,267).



I dont want to do 4th year now, i cant afford it.

23:35 May 03 2005
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I just finished watching spider-man 2 for the first time, Mary Jane is a shallow whore.

my photomontage project.
22:36 May 03 2005
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02:41 May 02 2005
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HA HA HA ew.